Used to like a Stella oh how we laughed
Now he's climbing the ladder n only drinks craft
Lives life to the full, with his right to buy
Met his wife on the pull, now they're livin the lie
Why oh why

Gory glory
Oh how you bore me
Geordie Tory
Broadly ignore me

Will lend you a fiver, and live to regret it
Ask lady Godiva if she'll forgive and forget it
All he knows he owes, to promise the lender
Blowing his nose when he's out on a bender
Return to sender

Gory glory
Oh how you bore me
Geordie Tory
Broadly ignore me

He's a self made man, pulled himself up by the bootstraps
All your best laid plans, will work if you eat crap
Some say he's full of shit, not who he used to be
But he reckons he's it, nothing wrong with tenacity
Wait and see

Gory glory
Oh how you bore me
Geordie Tory
Broadly ignore me

Fuck yemen and kids on the dole, Just wants his team to win the ball
for a city without a soul, what a pity it doesn't fall 
A playground for the rich would suit him just fine
Drop all the bits of kashoggi into the Tyne
Mine all mine

Gory glory
Oh how I abhor thee
Geordie Tory
Fuck ya story

Geordie Tory (Bugger-all-morals)

@$$ burgerz (oughta stick)

Disposable People, Disposable World

Bitter words written on a train leaving Belgrade. The audio of the man playing harmonica was recorded in an underpass near Moscow Hotel in the city centre

Hvala for the memories

Inspired by the intoxicated lamentations of my father in alcohol-induced unconsciousness. fuck fuck a fucker

Geo Gander

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