The POLITICALLY INCORRECT Pipeline

HELLO FALLEN ONE!
I'M THE SKATEBOARD BONE! 
BUT FRIENDS JUST CALL ME BONE...?
WHATEVER, I SUPPOSE YOU ARE A HUMAN, RIGHT?
SO COOL, SO SWAG...

3. NO ONE'S GREATER !!

Track contributed by @bence2224

Thank you for your support in this project's development.

Theme of Frisk

Brylee’s OTHER PUPPET - Waltz Of Kris

We decided to release a midi for the song for people who wanna make covers of it, or just, want it for whatever reason.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1lEs7sp8AVmZHWiRO1Y_1P0tMTvt8OR1S/view?usp=sharing
Thanks to @vert-567934847 for helping with the midi.
Art made by @utstarchive

IRREPLACEABLE MIDI!!! (Read description)

: The stench of rotting iron and copper fills the air.
: With how rusted those supports look, this whole place feels like it’s gonna cave in at any moment.
: …
: Just get that drive, and get the hell out of here.

(both names are canon)

Dreamer's Creek ~ Windbreaker (old)

GO CHECK OUT CHAPTER RESHUFFLED THE BIG SHOT IS OUT GOGOGOGO @jebugginton
bad cover to give this fucker some attentionado

original (and flp) by @rikeinfachnurrik
art by nuggetunreal12 on discord (i think i know their soundcloud but im not certain so ill just credit the user who sent it 💀)

ITS ABOUT TIME TO (Cover)

Blue Screen (cover)

original vocaroo link: https://vocaroo.com/1h6UndwLrlFg
early draft of kris the anything muppet that, again, was posted on 4chan: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1niYaw5DHnXVTkh_Fp_Ee7Uj388i0Ar_V/view?usp=drive_link

Kris The Anything Muppet (early draft by notreal)

Underswap by Bob Dog with ft. Hatsune Miku

The song from the opening cutscene!

Uploaded as per request of @buttercupneo117

Bob Dog - UNDERSWAP 音楽集 - 01 A Sorrow Dream

Ruins <--> New Home

"This view of your next destination..."
"It fills you with DETERMINATION."

005 - Old Home

* I am sorry, little one.
* You deserve better than this.
* Then again...
* Don't we all?
* Merry Christmas, Kevin.
* May you sleep soundly on this coldest of nights.

Leitmotifs present here:
* Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
* Sinterklaas Kapoentje
* (Everybody's Waiting For) The Man with the Bag
* Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
* I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
* Last Christmas
* Silent Night
* Jingle Bells

With the holiday season upon us, the curmudgeonly Grinch launches his master plan...with a deadly virus, he shall cancel Christmas, banishing all the holiday icons to a faraway land where they can't bring cheer to all the good children in the human world. Can one little troublemaker from Illinois be the key to bringing back the Christmas spirit?

Merry Christmas everyone! This technically ends the event as scheduled. Maybe there's a bit more to come this year, but no promises. We hope you've all enjoyed this month of tunes, it's been an absolute blast. Here's to more in the future! Enjoy this time with your loved ones. It's the most wonderful time of the year, after all.

Santa Claus takes the role of Asgore. As to be expected, he rules this world from its recreation of the North Pole, where he observes all and acts as a force of joy. Of course, this comes at a catch: he knows that he must take action to free himself and his friends from this prison, otherwise he will no longer be able to bring joy to the children of the real world. It's a difficult moral situation for a guy who usually only deals in naughty and nice.

Relevant roles:
Asgore - Santa
Frisk - Kevin McCallister

New Home - North Pole

For more information on Wait, You Can't Cancel Christmas! and many other projects, join our Discord!
discord.gg/qmtQxwYKfD

This song is also on our YouTube channel, and can be found here:
https://youtu.be/wuHQFeggMBk

AU logo by: Slick Silver and Toadie
Song title by: Slick Silver

[Wait, You Can't Cancel Christmas!] FATHER CHRISTMAS

* ........TELL ME LIGHTNR....
* .....HAVE I BIN LIED TO?.....
* .....HEAVIN TOLD ME TO.... WAIT HEER....
* ......FOR A MIREKL TO FLOW DOWNRIVER....
* ...AND SO, I WAIT.........
* .............AND. WAIT...........
* .....I STOPPT COUNTING THE DAYS........
* ...BUT IT TOALD ME SO MUCH...
* ...IT PROMIST ME TOO MUCH....
* ....PROMIST......
* ....FREEDOM...
* ..............I CANT STOP SEEYNG. GREEN.....
* ......SHOOD I KEEP HOUPING?....
* .............OR WAS I TRICKT IN.
* .IN.TO PLEYNG A WAYTING GAYM?...

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Plays while entering a room with a peculiar looking individual.

Wow! Would you look at that! A failed Secret Boss!!! What could that imply, I wonder??

They only appear in this small section of the game. I didn't even bother giving them a name.
After all, why settle for bottomfeeders when bigger fish are out there?

Left Behind

* Hissss...
* Herssss...
* Theirssss...
-+-+-+-
looping is hard

9. Robot vs. a Woke Opponent

is is the "Deal Gone Wrong" replacement for a take on Pepseeman's AU, "Deltarune: The Other Puppet". Think about it, who hasn't made an AU where Kris takes the role of Spamton!
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( * It’s pitch black in here, and eerily quiet.)
( * The sound of silence is deafening to me.)
( * I need to hear something, ANYTHING.)
Sam Tom: Yo dude, you still here?
( * Nothing.)
Sam Tom: Buddy!! Where are you?!?!
( * Nothing.)
Sam Tom: Please…
( *... )
( * I, can’t be seeing this.)
( * Is that a…)
( * Light?)
( * I go to reach out for it…)
<3 Act
<3 Introduce
* HOWDY.
( * SUDDENLY, A SWARM OF… something, CIRCLES ME!)
( * If I move an inch, well…)
( * … )
Sam Tom: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
<3 Act
<3 Mock
* I THINK YOU KNOW WHO.
( * The light, once dim, grows bright, revealing the monster…)
( * …no.)
Sam Tom: B-Buddy..?
Sam Tom: …why…………………?
<3 Act
<3 Reveal Scheme
* I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A HERO
* EVERYTHING I DO IS TO HELP OTHERS AND BECOME THE BEST SAVIOR POSSIBLE
* BUT I WAS TOO WEAK…
* TO WEAK LIKE THAT, SO…
* I BECAME ŌUMǏJIĀ
* I BECAME THE PERFECT HERO…
* WITH THIS FORM, I CAN SAVE ANYONE
* I CAN SAVE EVERYONE
* I CAN EVEN SAVE YOU
* …
<3 Act
<3 Explanation
* I CAN’T SAVE YOU IF YOU’RE NOT IN TROUBLE…
* THERE HAS TO BE A VILLAIN TO CREATE A PROBLEM FIRST
* I CAN BE BOTH
* I WILL SAVE YOU FROM ME
* AND THEY’LL HAVE TO LOVE ME NOW!!
* CAUSE I’M A HERO
* I’M THE TRUE HERO
* HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHA
<3 Act
<3 Walk Towards
<3 Act
<3 Walk Towards
<3 Act
<3 Walk Towards
Sam Tom: B-BACK OFF, I REALLY DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO HURT YOU… 
<3 Act
<3 Reassure 
* AW, YOU’RE SO NERVOUS THAT YOU’RE SHAKING!
* DON’T WORRY SAM…
* I̷͉͆'̵̳͖́L̴̨͈̿͘L̶̦̩̈ ̸̼̈́̈́S̶̫̄Ả̷̱̝V̷̬̮͋Ẻ̵͓ ̸̟̈́́Ÿ̶̢͇͋O̸̡͂Ṵ̸͝
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Song by: @planetjars
Thumbnail by: @inkcubedude

Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire

(PᕓPEJAM) Side Quest Failed - [DELTARUNE: The Other Puppet]

UNDYNE: Just...
UNDYNE: Die...
UNDYNE: Already.....

UNDYNE: ...
UNDYNE: ...Please...
UNDYNE: ...

UNDYNE: ...
UNDYNE: Zzzz...
UNDYNE: Zzzz...

* The Elevator to your freedom is up ahead.
* Board the Elevator?

Yes <-  No

* Choose a destination. 
Lowlands
Hazy Heights <-
- - - 
- - - 
- - - 
- - -

COOLIO: UH...
COOLIO: UNDYNE SHOULD BE AWAKE BY NOW.
COOLIO: MY MAGIC DOESN'T LAST LONG.
COOLIO: ALTHOUGH THE SLEEPING SPELL WAS ENOUGH TO GET AWAY FROM HERE.

COOLIO: I HOPE SHE CAN FORGIVE US...
COOLIO: ...FOR PUTTING HER TO SLEEP.

COOLIO: IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.

COOLIO: WE HAVE TO REACH THE SURFACE.
COOLIO: IT'S OUR DESTINY. 
COOLIO: WE CANNOT LET OTHERS GET IN THE WAY OF OUR DESTINY.
COOLIO: RIGHT, HUMAN?

[...]

COOLIO: HEH HEH YEAH! 
COOLIO: THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR!

COOLIO: ...
COOLIO: I PROMISE WE'LL SEE HOW SHE IS LATER.

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song by random ambience i found on youtube
thumbnail by @matt-king-323960599

mus_longelevator

main account: @danissimovn
account for trash things, W.I.Ps and e.t.c.

pfp by Qbbqena on twt

same asking for permission thing applies

Kris The Anything Muppet (early draft by notreal)

Danissimo's Trash Can

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