Trying To Get Better

Perseverance Fairy

Show of Hands

Nobody Knows What Sky Daddy Wants

Vote For Cummins / Hot Dog Anderson

Get Out of Your Echo Chamber, Crybaby

Every Joke Has a Victim

Bend the Knee

Glory Be Gilead!

Your God is Ronald McDonald

Maybe the Fart Jar Crowd Shouldn't Vote

Hear This!

The Government

Hipsters

Revenge Is Near

Chocolate Squirrelador

Power Slide

Pipe Guy

Cash Only

Kicking Kids

Greeting Cards

Dead

Smoothie Assault

Here Come the Spoons

Pinkie Thumbs

For Real

Slow Stroke

Don't Wake the Bear

Effective Listening

The Voicemail

Hard Candy and Formaldehyde

Whiskey! Laudanum! Saw!

You Get the Right Half

She Chose to Lead with Her Face

Dead Squirrel Puppets

Three Rabbits Meet the Real World

The Binky Queen

Live in Denver

Venice Beach Wizard Duel

Can't Keep a Secret

Look at His Face

You're My Only Toy

A Witty Comment from a Safe Distance

In the last five years, Dan has released two critically and commercially successful CDs on Warner Brothers Records, Revenge is Near, and Crazy with Capital F, both debuting in the top 10 of the Billboard Comedy Charts, and both making numerous year end top 10 lists, including Itunes Rewind’s Best Comedy CDs of 2010.  He’s also toured relentlessly, bringing his jokes to over 200 colleges, clubs, theaters, and the world’s most prestigious comedy festivals, including two trips to the Montreal Comedy Festival.  

In addition to headlining live shows from Maine to Alaska, Dan’s also made numerous televised stand-up appearances, including performances on The Tonight Show, The Late, Late Show, Last Comic Standing, and numerous Comedy Central programs, including both a half-hour special, Comedy Central Presents Dan Cummins, and an hour-long comedy special, Crazy with a Capital F.  One of the most prolific writers on the national scene, Dan continues to craft new jokes and stories, and bring them to countless audiences in his quest to build a fan base large enough to pack clubs and theaters in whatever town he chooses to travel to, just to hear whatever he has to say.  So do yourself a favor, and start listening.

DanCummins

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