The best record I ever made about the worst shit that's ever happened to me.

Sad Bitch Slumber Party
dane dopeRock
12/31/2025

Written, Produced, Recorded, Mixed, Mastered & Released by; Dane Calvin

1. "Shatter Never After"
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Credits
Ariel Angelique
Maureen Kiely

Samples;
- Vendetta Red - Shatterday
- John Horton - An American Tail (Main Title)
- Gunna - Fuckumean?

2. "Science FIction Ride or Die"
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Credits
Whitney Waz
Rebecca Booth
Katelyn Fay

Samples;
- The Vaselines - Son of a Gun
- Richard O'Brien - Science Fiction Double Feature Picture Show

3. "One 4 Me"
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Credits
Brittany Stone

Samples;
3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me

4."High in the Bathroom"
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Credits
Whitney Waz

Samples;
Femail - High as fuck in the Bathroom

5. "Settle Down"
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Credits
Fable Navanax

Samples;
Death Cab for Cutie - The Sound of Settling

6. "Blondie"
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Samples;
The Von Bondies - C'mon C'mon
Broken Social Scene - Anthems for a 17 Year Old Girl

7. "Cowboy Killer"
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Samples;
Sum 41 - Fat Lip

8. "Don't Believe the Hype"
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Credits
Brittany Stone
Marina Carol
Fable Navanax
Mirrissa Polancy
Ariel Angelique
Crash Bandicoot

Samples;
Tsunami Bomb - Mushy Love Song
Britney Spears - Lucky

9. "Bye Bye Babylon!"
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Credits
Danyell Glitch
Sean O'Brien

Samples;
Twin Temple - Bye Bye Babalon

10. "Favorite Little Amphetamine"

Credits
Fable Navanax

Samples;
The Distillers - Coral Fang

11. "Title Track"
dane dopeRock, ALEXXXANDRA

Samples;
Princess Chelsea - I Love my Boyfriend

12. "Rosemary"
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Credits
Ariel Angelique

Samples;
Interpol - Evil
Peter Starstedt - Where Do You Go To My Lovely?

13. "(Can't Steal My) Sunshine"
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Credits
Isabella Neufer
Mari Gojiratari

Samples;
LEN - Steal My Sunshine

14. "Spring in the Air"
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Credits
Fable Navanax
Gordon Howey
Emily Haines

Samples;
Metric - Love is a Place

15. "Night Light Games"
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Credits
Danny Mcbride
John Hawkes

Samples;
The Pillows - Brand New Love Song
The XX - Angels
Gucci Mane - Lemonade

16. "Young & Stupid"
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Credits
Fable Navanax

Samples;
Blink-182 - Everytime I Look For You

Sad Bitch Slumber Party

Jenna Marbles (prod. by; Tarquin)

This was the last song I ever had the chance to record with Coast Wilde and it was such a special moment putting this track together. It was nothing but smile singing the studio at my old apartment and we were absolutely laughing our asses off while arranging and recording.

It turned out fun, heartfelt, witty, bouncy, a little ratchet, sincere and a certified bop, and Coast brought the energy he and only he could ever bring and it was absolutely electric

kara w/Coast Wilde

I was feral when I wrote this back in 2014 in the garage after a Taylor Swift concert, i’m still feral now when I polished the lyrics and recored it for 2025.

No Hook coming soon

What a surprise, summer’s arrived

Summer's Arrived (prod. by; Boi-1da)

It’s been a long time coming but I am beyond excited to finally release this absolute monster of a track that @official.lovey.xo and I have been dominating stages with the last two years. 
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What happened was completely by accident, having come across @officialwhitneywaz doing vocal warmups in one of our recordings form a different so f, I found the sample of a century and it wasn’t too long agter I built this beat that #lovey and @coastwilde were over laying down the heat. 
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I know y’all have heard this live, now get ready to bump this sh$& in every system you can blow the bass out of.
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#fuck #flum #city #getoutofdodge #whitfit
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#rap #hiphop #detroit #flint #bars #newmusic #fyp
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#newsingle #artist #rising #disstrack #possecut 
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#mixtape #longlivecoastwilde #baycity #newdodge #explore #explorepage✨ #indie #emo #alt #musician #model

WhitFit ft; Lovey, Coast Wilde & Whitney Waz

If you wanted dreamy sad boi rap then this track fits the bill. written during a rainstorm in a garage with faulty electricity, this standout track from the long fabled “Dressed in Black” record highlight’s my love of sampling in production. This piece is quite the guessing fame of sounds that all fit together like a puzzle of heartbreak, comic book references, and low-end heavy, indie rap, pop bliss.

i dare (u)
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Dressed in Black
202?

i dare (u)

Under the Street ft; Fable Navanax

absolutely filthy dubstep/riddim cut form the dressed in black sessions, it’s almost like the album that almost never was is almost out

Riot (prod. by; MixedMind)

Get Ready for the New Trap Doo-Wop. Crooning and Swooning over an absolutely manic “Tsunami Bomb” sample, this track surfs along genres and sets fire in it’s wake. Marrying a dizzying array of sounds, from boom-bap to doo-wop to trap to indie & emo, resulting in a banger of a apocalypse proportions. Perfect for a Sad Bitch Slumber Party

Don't Believe the Hype

So in honor of Taylor’s new album “life of a showgirl” dropping today, I begrudgingly and proudly present this trap metal monster abomination of a track where we absolutely go berzerk over one of Taylor’s biggest hits. Gambit and I definitely fucked shit up with this one. Discovered by complete accident, and by aby sheer coincidence of having similar BPM’s, “Necromancer” - Taylor’s Version was discovered. A Rare B-Side.

Necromancer ft; Goldyn Gambit (Taylor’s Version)

I think the title says it all, no? This is for all my sweethearts, afters rats, cutie patooties, girlies, girly pops, babes and baes.

White Girl Problems, off of one of my fucking projects coming out, but for now we bop to the single. Shake some ass if you got white girl problems.

Shout out Hoodie Allen & Eliza Doolittle for the track inspo.

White Girl Problems

This is dedicated to scantless bitches & shitty abusive djs. death to all abusers.

homicide Harmony (prod. By; HE$H)

The most manic two minutes of rap you’ll hear in one song, work on your raps. Official video shot by; Lovey, out now.

Cairo (prod. by; Madlink)

dane dopeRock - Wolf ft; Whitney Waz (prod. By; Darien Graye)
Dressed in Black
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10/31/2025
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wolf ft; Whitney Waz (prod. by; Darien Graye)

Presenting the next release of dane dopeRock’s inevitable Madhouse of a mixtape; “10 day Since a Bitch Fell Down the Stairs;”


Can’t Come Down ft; Lovey & Alexxandra 
A sex and drug anthem for the druggies and hoes. A nasty walk through the club lost on a dancefloor of degenerates. a back alley venue and a trashed stage. decadence and disaster. Debauchery and beauty. too high to come down, to down to get high. 

An absolute sleazy substance afflicted fucking joint that can’t help but glamorize this disastrous lifestyle of sex and finesse. for the fiends and the sluts.

Ice cold production from yours truly, over a haunting britney spears vocal breath chopped to absolute demonics. Lovey & alexxandra take care of the rest of this trip through catatonic chaos

Can’t Come Down ft; Lovey & Alexxxandra
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10 Days Since a Bitch Fell Down the Stairs

Can't Come Down ft; Lovey & ALEXXXANDRA

Heartfelt banger over an absolutely mad flip of “fat lip, a sewer slide confession over a sum 41 sample is the best way to put it. “Cowboy killer” the (next) lead single off of “sad bitch slumber party”

Cowboy Killer

This is one of the most difficult songs that I always have trouble coming back to. It is absolutely one of my favorites, it’s one of the prettiest songs I’ve ever made with one of my best friends, but I can’t help but tear up when I play it. Alone, with friends, shit i’m tearing up typing this. The lyrics unfortunately took a somber turn, even just the title of the song hurts the heart, but she came up with the title, and I want to see her vision and input to the fullest. 
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Ariel and I made something beautiful. We made something genuine. We made something catchy, goofy, human, pure, fun, emotional, heartfelt and what we made is real and everlasting. She was my surrogate kid sister, my adventure buddy, my favorite person and best friend. She was a light, a love, an inspiration and one of the coolest and most genuine people on the f$&king planet. I miss her every day.
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This is more than just a release, this is a moment, a memory, a timestamp, a token of love, and something special that my best friend and i made one special day that just like her, I will never forget.
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This song might be sad, but it’s the prettiest thing I ever had a part in creating, and honestly, lil Ariel and I made a banger, something timeless, a classic. Run this one up a million times, I know I will, forever and ever. 
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This song is called; “Die Today” written & composed by Ariel “Onyx Eye” Angelique & co-written produced by Dane “dopeRock” Crotto. 
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Cover art by; Ariel Angelique
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For her, forever, for always.

Die Today w/ Onyxx Eye

Zel pulled up the beat and slid like none other
DopeRock came through with the shock and awe
Coast wild dropped one of the hardest verses out the f$&king city in one take then got licked up by 3 models and left zel and i dumbfounded

Jungle Juice ft; Zel Wood$ & Coast Wilde (Prod. By; Hey! Stone)

Hallucinate
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Dressed in Black
2/14/206
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This song is called “Hallucinate.” This is actually one of my favorite songs off of “Dressed in Black” the record that almost never was. This song was a huge turning point for me, I had just dropped one of the most depressing records of my life, just emerging out of a rotten manic state that literally had me delusional and questioning reality, and I was also finding myself in a new sound, where I was making happier music, where I was ‘t afraid to be silly, and myself, and genuine. So I started “Hallucinate” and made one of the very first tracks that eventually shaped my sound today.
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The main theme is “thinking you’re doing alright but not actually being sure if you’re actually doing okay and everything is actually crashing down around you”
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“I hallucinate that I used to be okay”
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Dressed in Black, out (FINALLY) on Valentine's Day, 2026

hallucinate

The best record I ever made about the worst shit that's ever happened to me

Rosemary

Settle Down

Night Light Games

High in the Bathroom

Science Fiction Ride or Die

One 4 Me

Young & Stupid

Shatter Never After

Blondie

Title Track ft; ALEXXXANDRA

Spring in the Air

(Can't Steal My) Sunshine ft; Onyxx Eyes

Bye Bye Babylon!

It’s your favorite little emo, sk8r boi, heart throb, beach punk, heart breaker, beach rat, bubble grunge rap artist

Sad bitch slumber party 12/31/2025 

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