Milk Drunk

Luxurious Pleasure Vessel

Stressful Men

Future Cucumber

Fear Of Kids

Rank Towns

Spanky Came Home

Full Slug Mode

A Fine Selection Of Canapes

Good Grief

Your Card Has Been Declined

Woman Laughing Alone With Salad

Unexpected Item In Bagging Area

An Attractively Priced Two Bedroom Flat In A Sought After Location

When Will The Icecaps Melt?

Created at varying hot desk locations in the multimedia tech hubs of Old Street and Hackney, Dangerwank has submitted his debut album; 'Your Card Has Been Declined’ to Salmon Universe anonymously.

The vape influencer has cultivated a brand synergy from a love of broken VSTs from the golden era of Megaupload, MIDI sax, and overpriced modular synthesisers, resulting in a kaleidoscopic mix of lo-fi electronica, glitch pop and vaporwave.

'Your Card Has Been Declined’ switches from mournful ambient ('The System Has Recovered From A Serious Error’), disembodied robo-vocals ('Hot Desk Solutions’) to anthemic pop (‘Unexpected Item In Bagging Area’).

Not knowing whether to laugh or cry at the absurdity of it all, Dangerwank's debut record is the media solution needed to keep sane during the modern era.

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