Shia LaBeouf - Rob Cantor

Shia LaBeouf - Rob Cantor (FULL)

Oy vey, landsman! Listen up through this meshuggeneh fly's ear, You gotta have a bubbe's eyeglasses to see this megillah. It's gonna make Henny Youngman fress like a k'nocker, And his band plotz from the calories. Jackie, it's a hit bigger than a knish at a bar mitzvah, It's the blintz, Jackie, the blintz! When I see you schlumping down Delancey Street, I'll buy you a schnapps, maybe two, who's counting? Just put me on the guest list for your next gig, Back in the Catskills, where the tummlers reign. Shad rack ee shack, what a gonif! The sumptin' hoop, oy vey, the sumptin' hoop! 
The blintz, the blintz, it's like manna from heaven! 

The drazy hoops, they're meshuggeneh, I tell ya! Tits tits, the blintz, the blintz, it's a whole shebang! The mother ship, the mother ship, she's kvelling with pride! The brothers, they're hiding under their tallis, From the blintz, the blintz, it's too delicious to resist! Kinderlach, stop your kvetching unless you're kibbitzing, The mother ship, the mother ship, she's the real maven! The blintz, the blintz, it's a culinary symphony! 


The tapes uh trip, it's a trailin' tail, Like a schmatta dragging behind the blintz, the blintz! The nose has uh crimp, it's schnozzola extraordinaire, It blows the air, the snoot isn't fair, Look up in the sky, there's a blintz dirigible up there! The drazy hoops whir, like dreidels on Hanukkah, You can see them just as they were, 


All the people stir, like a pot of chicken soup, 'n the girls knees trembles, like jelly on a bagel, 'n run 'n wave their hands, like they're flagging down a taxi, 'n run their hands over the blintz, the blintz, Daughter, don't yuh dare, it's not for your punim, Oh momma who cares, it's the blintz, the blintz!

The Blintz

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Shia LaBeouf - Rob Cantor (FULL)

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