I wrote this song for a Reddit user called bmanfromct, who was sharing how they really really like it when they smile at a stranger and the stranger smiles back.

It is the seventh of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

The original post can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualConversation/comments/95qoc2/i_really_really_like_it_when_i_smile_at_a/

Capo 2

C              Csus4
So today was a day
That I won't forget for years
And it wasn't 'cause of any huge event

No, I didn't win the lottery
(he's got no money)
I didn't fall in love
(no love for him)
And I didn't even meet the president

       F              G
It was something very simple
          C          Am
That most anyone can do
(even you!)
A real human connection
That I'd recommend to you
(try it now!)

         C          G
Smile at strangers!
                F
On the street!
        G
Nothing creepy!
(don't be weird to the strangers)
Just something sweet!
They might smile back!
Back at you!
(they might if they're having a good day)
It really makes my day
Maybe it could also work for you <3

/u/songs_of_ur_comment

I really really like it when I smile at a stranger and they smile back. by /u/bmanfromct

I Really Really Like It When I Smile At A Stranger And They Smile Back By /u/bmanfromct

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called theofiel, who was sharing a place everyone should visit at least once in their life.

It is the eleventh of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

The original comment can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/96qevq/travelers_of_reddit_whats_a_place_everyone_should/e42ej96/

          C            E
There's a place that I go
     Am              G
When life is getting tough
It's a magical place
I could never go enough

    F         G
And everybody asks me if I'll
E                 Am  G
Maybe take them there
I see in their eyes they need a break
            Am (strum)
But I don't care

G            C    G
Because it's mine
          Am             G               C      G
Keep your greasy tourist hands away from there
       Am             G
It's a paradise cause no-one knows quite where
I escape, from this horrible hellscape that I call home
Please don't follow me or call me on my phone

Cause it's already quite crowded as it is
I'm a hipocrit but that's just how it is

Reddit Comment Songs

Travelers Of Reddit, What's A Place Everyone Should Visit At Least Once In Their Life By /u/theofiel

What's A Place Everyone Should Visit At Least Once In Their Life By /u/theofiel

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called wuponator, who was sharing what they'd like to see in pictures of a person's room on a hypothetical room-pictures-only dating app.

It is the thirteenth of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

The original comment can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/978331/if_there_was_a_dating_app_where_you_could_only/e466nt4/

CAPO 1
CHORDS WHOLE WAY THROUGH: Dmin7 Am7 A# C

Oh baby, I was givin' up
I thought that everybody on this app was clean
But when I saw those stinky socks
In your photo, hanging off your TV screen

Well I knew you were the one
I bet you never clean your oven
I bet the trash gets taken out just once a month

And when you wake up from your sleep
And you throw off all those sheets
I bet you blow around heavy cloud of dust

Cause I want a girl who will never make her bed
Because my boudoir is not a museum
Nobody's gonna take no pictures of it

Turn your bed down and you're gonna turn me off
Let the pillows fall out of their sacks
Let it be a mess girl, and just kick back    
Lay down on this pile of sheets and duvets, take a break, and baby just relax

If There Was A Dating App Where You Could Only See Pictures Of A Person's Room, What Would You Look For In A Match? By /u/wuponator

A Dating App With Pictures Of A Person's Room, What Would You Look For In A Match? By /u/wuponator

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called NotoriousTNT, who was sharing something they think is about to become popular that most people are unaware of?

It is the sixteenth of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

The original comment can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/98r40r/what_is_about_to_become_popular_that_most_people/e4i75ss/

		Am		   F 			 C 			  G
They're comin' for yours as they came for our city
They know your public transport is too shitty
To meets demands of the average commuter
  That's right my friends, soon we'll all have a scooter!

It started with bikes popping up in odd places
Like middles of rivers and peoples' workplaces
But bikes are too fragile and take too much room
And scooters are tiny and they'll come for you soon!

	   Am
So hop on, push your foot
		   F
And you'll see, that it's goot
		 C
You will fly, down the street!
       G
One of us! Join the fleet!

REPEAT CHORUS

REPEAT CHORUS AND VERSE AT THE SAME TIME

What is about to become popular that most people ure unaware of? by /u/NotoriousTNT

People of Reddit, What are some less known career option which has huge scope for settling your life? by /u/lman89607

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I wrote this song for a Reddit user called lman89607, who was sharing a less known career option which has a huge scope for settling your life.

It is the twenty-first of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

The original comment can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9dvh6q/people_of_reddit_what_are_some_less_known_career/e5ksz94/

CAPO 3

                  G   D
Everybody needs a box
                  C                  D
Everybody needs a place to put their stuff
                 G            D         C                D
Everybody orders things on Amazon.com until they've got enough

                      G    D
Another thing I wanna say
                           C              D
Is all the boxes that they send to me are way too big and
G            D                   C               D
I'm worried about the trees they kill to send me all these things
  G            D                   C                  D
I wanna do something about it, and there's a job that I have found

    G         D              C         D
Now packaging science is the thing for me
  G           D           C      D
I promise you all it is a real degree
    Em           D                 C               D
I'm gonna be the guy who makes the boxes that they buy to put the
Em                  D             C                D
Headphones that you want into the mail so they can make it to your home

To your home!
To your home!
To your hooooo-ooo-ooome!

People of Reddit, What are some less known career option which has huge scope for settling your life? by /u/lman89607

What are some less known career option which has huge scope for settling your life? by /u/lman89607

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called TheOrangeTickler, who was sharing the worst customer experience they'd ever had workingin retail.

It is the twenty-seventh of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

          A                             D
I'm gonna tell you all about the time a hero saved my life, he walked in
A                         
To the store I'm working at, at seven twenty-five PM he didn't
Have a cape or underwear over his clothes he wore a
Tank top that was way too big and was over-exposed

   D                           A
He stood behind a customer who just wanted to fight
And when she tried to shout at me he stepped out of the line and said

A 
Calm the fuck down lady and wait your turn
Calm the fuck down lady and wait your turn
Calm the fuck down lady and wait your turn

D                       A
Nine words to live your life by

People who work in retail, what was the worst customer experience you’ve ever had? by /u/TheOrangeTickler

What was the worst customer experience you’ve ever had, working in retail? by /u/TheOrangeTickler

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called Audacious531, who was sharing something that is generally disliked that they actually like.

It is the twenty-ninth of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

C          G                 C
Rainy days are the days that I love
A day to sit inside and take a break
I like the sound of raindrops on the window
I drink a cup of tea and eat some cake

F                               C (slow)
Rainy days can force us to slow down
   F                                  C                  G
So put your feet up, read a book, and wear your dressing gown

    C                 G               C
The clouds are coming in to block the sun out
The air is getting cooler all aroun
I feel a raindrop fall upon my shoulder
Let's go inside and listen to the sounds

---

Attribution

"Rain on Windows, Interior, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

What is generally disliked that you actually do like? by /u/Audacious531

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called TallMidget96, who was sharing the best first date a man has ever taken them on, and what specifically was unique, exciting, seductive or glorious about it.

It is the thirty-second of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

D          A
We to the park
   Bm
On very first date
It was so great

D             A
  We sat on a bench together
   Bm
We talked for a while
He made me smile

G                                   A
Then some kids on skateboards came along
G                       
They fell off, I cracked up even though it felt quite wrong
G             A                D       A     Bm
I felt bad, I looked at him, expecting to be judged

But he was laughing too and that was when we fell in love

Because y'know

D           A
He wasn't a skater boy
            Bm
I wasn't a skater girl
                A                  D
But we liked to watch those people fall
We bonded over this
Together we take the piss
                A             N.C.
And now we live happily after all

Women of Reddit. What is the best first date a man has ever taken you on? What specifically was unique, exciting, seductive or glorious about it? by /u/TallMidget96

Women of Reddit. What is the best first date a man has ever taken you on? by /u/TallMidget96

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called -blueeit-, who was sharing a stupid minor mistake they keep making

It is the thirty-third of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

Bm 	     F#
I get up every morning
						  A
And I wipe the sleep from my eyes
Then I open those dry eyes

I crawl... outta bed and I feel
Like my stomach's eating itself
Gotta look after my own health

So I make my way to the kitchen and
I open up the pantry and I
Grab a box of cereal
A sugary type of cereal

And I pour it into the nearest bowl I find
But am I going out of my mind
I didn't look inside the fridge
						  		D 			A G
And there's no milk left, not a smi-i-idge!
					A
But I don't like dry cereal
		  G
I'm not a monster
  D
I have some self-respect and I
	 A
Will not eat this I'd rather die
   G
Despite my lack of milk supply
 	  A                Bm
I'll never eat cereal dry

Today I remembered to get a towel before I got in the shower for possibly the first time ever. What stupid minor mistake do you keep making? by /u/-blueeit-

What stupid minor mistake do you keep making? by /u/-blueeit-

I wrote this song in response to a question posted by a Reddit user called helpful_table, who asking what our productive hobbies are.

It is the thirty-fourth of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

Capo 2

C     Cmaj7/E    Am
In my spare time I write songs inspired by peoples' posts
C         Cmaj7/E    Am          G
I like to think it's making me a better singer-songwriter and
Thus, the time I spend on Reddit feels like it is almost
A useful way to spend my time my time online

    F                            G
But honestly it's actually quite fun and every time
I put a new song out I swear the feeling is sublime


This is my productive hobby
Writing lyrics, based on funny
Comments that some other people write

It really doesn't pay the bills
My compensation comes in thrills
Seeing people say it sounds alright

What's your productive hobby? by /u/helpful_table

What's your productive hobby? by /u/helpful_table (my answer)

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called inventas, who was sharing, as an identical twin who has switched places, what the situation was and whether they got away with it.

It is the forthy-first of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

Capo 1 

A        E          D
One is an artist, the other's a nerd
One's good at math, the other gets all the girls

When they swap places, and nobody knows
Which one is which, and it goes out of control

    D                        E
They get into fights, but they always make up
    D                     E
Two identical twins to mix up

                   A
It's my brother and I!

Identical twins of Reddit who have switched places, what was the situation and did you get away with it? by /u/inventas

Identical twins who have switched places, what happened and did you get away with it? by /u/inventas

On YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0MxeJT5Nzw

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called Sherri_Holley, who was sharing what they think Britain does better than America.

The original post can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9xwwn7/what_does_britain_do_better_than_america/e9vybi4/

It is the fiftieth (!!!!) of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

C, C/F
Every time I go to the U S A I'm surprised
I buy an item in a shop and it's another price

		 F 								   G
From the one that I was told that it would be
Because the price they listed on the shelf was $7.23
And then the shop assistant told me it was cost $8.99
I said you must be kidding, have you added on a fine?

And they said

Every time you buy an item in the U S A
The taxes are added on as you are about to pay

And I said

In my country it works differently
Prices that pay for things are prices that you see
How do you put up with this confusion in your life?
I'd write to the government, for more consumer rights

And they said

Sir this isn't quite the time to debate policy
Consumer rights are well and good but, sir, as you can see
A line is forming right behind you, several people deep
So if you aren't going to buy this thing I think  you probably should leave

What does Britain do better than America? by /u/Sherri_Holley

Come to London

Please subscribe to me on YouTube for more: https://www.youtube.com/c/DanHough

I wrote this song for a Reddit users called penny_can, who was sharing a trait that makes people think they're smart, when they really aren't.

Here's the original comment on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cdz2el/what_makes_a_people_think_theyre_smart_when_they/etxdl59/

It is the sixty-eighth of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

This song was recorded at the HI American Hotel Hostel in Seattle, WA, USA.

Here's the lyrics and chords.

Bm7         G  		      D 				 A
     When I was sixteen I thought that I was smart
Out of all my friends I knew the most 'bout sciences and art

Then I left the town of 20 folks that I had known
I went to school and soon my whole wide world was blown

      Cmaj7             											  D
And I learned that in a little pond, a little fish can stand out in a crowd
			Cmaj7 																						    A
But now I'm smart enough to recognise I'm not as blessed as I once thought, my intellect is not that well endowed!

	  D
I'm a dumbass
	  A
I'm a moron
		Cmaj7 			G 				   A
But I'm smart enough to know at least that much
I'm an idiot
I'm a knucklehead
But at least I know I'm stupid so I'll take this fact and use it as a crutch

What makes a people think they're smart, when they really aren't? by /u/penny_can

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I wrote this song for a Reddit users called ScreamsAtCheerios, who was sharing their relationship without directly saying it.

You can download it on SoundCloud: TBC
Here's the original comment on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/dsorxi/without_directly_saying_it_what_is_your/f6qtzhw/

It is the seventieth of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

C 					G
In this world we're suff'rin
		   F 		   G
There's so much to cry about
Like poverty, and war, and all
The folks who do without the things

That I might take for granted
Like a roof over my head
Or a morning cup of coffee
Or a warm and cosy bed

   F
So consider all the ways that you might
C 				  G
Help out those in need
You could get involved in politics
Or teach kids how to read

You could choose to spend your time campaigning
For equality
But the hill you chose to die on is
The one where you tell me

That there's a

Way to put the milk back in the fridge
And the way to put the milk back is not quite like how I did
You say try again and take it from the fridgerator door
And I pour all of the milk out on the floor

Song of your comment

Without directly saying it, what is your relationship status? by /u/ScreamsAtCheerios

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called 3078655, who was advice that high schoolers REALLY need.

The original comment can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/f8upgf/people_who_dont_hate_mondays_whats_your_secret/finlk8w/

It is the seventy-fourth of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

G 				  Em7
Garfield, no he's not the only one
I also used to hate the Mondays every week I'd say
"I'm done," before I even got up
Yes I was always fed uuuuup, but now

D
I realised a way that I could change the way I felt and now
  Am                         			C
I feel like Monday's aren't so special

Because I hate every day

Yes I hate every day

I hate every daaaaaaaay
		     G
I hate every day

People who don't hate Mondays, what's your secret? by /u/3078655

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called coachacola37, who was sharing their favorite thing to break.

I actually livestreamed the writing and production of this one in case you're interested in seeing the process: https://youtu.be/2a96dPDlBvg

The original comment can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ftsdl9/whats_your_favorite_thing_to_break/fm8ub6h/

It is the seventy-eighth of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

	    C 						    F 			     C
There's nothing like the feeling in early springtime days
   C 					       G
Of going out and looking for a pothole with a glaze
A glaze of icy residue that's formed over the night
The icy sheets of dew are quite a special springtime sight

F  				     G 				 Am
It's not the natural beauty that I'm drawn to, that's not me
The way light plays off it isn't all much to see
    F 			 G 			     Am      G          F
And honestly the patterns in the surface aren't all that
    G   											      C
The thing I like about these icy layers is the way always crack

Cadd9

	    C 						    F 			     C
There's nothing like the feeling in early springtime days
   C 					       G
Of stepping onto icy sheets that crack beneath my weight
It makes me feel so powerful the way I crush the ice
It's my favourite thing to break, the sound it makes is oh so nice

Reddit Comment Songss

What's your favorite thing to break? by /u/coachacola37

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called blainesmith94, who was sharing their favorite thing to break.

The original comment can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fui29m/what_is_the_worst_advice_you_have_ever_received/fmcuucd/
You can download it on Soundcloud here: TBD

It is the seventy-ninth of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

D G D
D E A

I coulda been a millionaire if I had not been so
So ill-advised by my friend Pete, those seven years ago
I'll tell you what he told me that has caused me so much pain
Cause now I've got a story which is my constant refrain
Pete and were buddies - well, it's kinda more than that
See, Pete sold me a lot of drugs, and once sold me a cat
He didn't take my money, no, he said it could be traced
Insisted on the bitcoin, so I bought a load in haste

A couple years go by, I'm getting loaded in my home
When Pete shoots me an SMS, it hits my burner phone
He tells me "man you gotta sell, your bitcoin's worth a lot"
I asked him how much I could get, he said "how much you got?"
I sold two hundred bitcoin, made myself a thousand bucks
I bought a new guitar and a down payment on my tru-u-uck
I went about my little life, forgot this bitcoin stuff
But then one day the headlines made me feel a little rough

G D A

Cause they said "Bitcoin's worth a thousand dollars,"
"sell your coins and fill your wallets"
"It's the peak that it can be so take this bitcoin seriously"

G D A G 

But I had sold it at five dollars
I coulda been a bitcoin baller
But Pete gave some bad advice, he said it while he sold me ice

D G D
D E A

I coulda been a millionaire if I had not been so
So ill-advised by my friend Pete, those seven years ago
Now all I got's a broken truck, a cat, and no more friends
I'll never take advice from my damn drug dealer

What is the worst advice you have ever received? by /u/blainesmith94

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called JeromesNiece, who was sharing something they're proud of but can't tell anybody they know.

The original comment can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fv1oey/whats_something_youre_proud_of_but_cant_tell/fmg1xkr/
You can download it on Soundcloud here: TBD

It is the eightieth of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

D G Aadd9 A
Some folks like to run the fastest time
Others like to climb the highest climb
Some folks like to win awards and they'll be recognised
But some of us are heroes in disguise

You might have some knowledge in your brain
But I've got knowledge I just can't contain
Thankfully I know a place to go
Where everyone will read the words I wroooooote

D G 
'Cause I! Am! A Wikipedian!
Add9 A A7
I got a lotta facts an' I cannot keep 'em in
      Bm 				   G 					 A
And I tried my best but it doesn't work, cause I just gotta tell the world all the things
The I--

I! Am! A Wikipedian!
I got a lotta facts an' I cannot keep 'em in
And a million people read my stuff, cause I just gotta tell the world all the things
That I knooooooow

(slow)
I! Am! A Wikipedian!
I know a lotta stuff, but cannot tell my friends
'Cause I don't know what they'd think of me...
But I don't care, I got a million hits, so many people wanna know all the things
That I knoooow

I! Am! A Wikipedian!
I got a lotta facts an' I cannot keep 'em in
But a million people read my stuff, so I'm just gonna tell the world all the things
That I knooooooow

D G Add9 A on loop to fade out

What's something you're proud of but can't tell anybody you know? by /u/JeromesNiece

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called Kubi_69, who was sharing how they can't wait for this whole thing [the pandemic] to blow over so they can eat a burger again.

The original post can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualConversation/comments/fwa8yq/i_cant_wait_for_this_whole_thing_to_blow_over_so/
You can listen to it on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqVHkoLBKGI

It is the eighty-first of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

D 								    G
While we are all stuck in doors, we long
We long for something that we cannot have, because it would be wrong
Some people miss the sun, some miss the birds
And other people miss the busy streets - they miss the herd

Em 								        A
But I miss something else, my favourite joints
The greasy food, the busy crowds, the soft drinks and the noise

I miss McDonalds!
And I miss BK
Even Taco Bell
Sounds kind of OK
A cheeseburger would really hit the spot
A slice on top of bread does not!

Em  			  A
I tried to cook KFC
I need eleven spices, but I only have three
If I, could have, one, wish
    I'd ask to have just one more filet-o-fish, because

I miss McDonalds!
And I miss Nandos!
I miss my french fries!
The places I gooooo are
All shut down, or
Too far away
I called - but they won't deliver to me!

(I miss McDonalds!
And I miss BK
I'll take a Nandos
I need a pasty
How 'bout some pizza
Or maybe sushi
A bowl of noodles
Or even subway!)

I can't wait for this whole thing to blow over so I can eat a burger by /u/Kubi_69

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called 1xXNateTheGreatXx1, who was sharing what they lost today.

The original comment can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/iofvt7/what_did_you_lose_today/g4dlnw9/
You can also stream it on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/Uv35L-WJDOU

It is the eighty-sixth of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

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C
Every night I sit and stare into my garden
Quite aware that it is ugly, and each day I feel the push
And so eventually I lost my grip
                                                G             C
I went outside and let it rip, I spoke these words to my most hated bush

        C
I got a wooden bone to pick with You
F
The many sticks that make up you
C                              G
And all the leaves you are covered in


I hate the way you sit in front of me
A useless piece of shrubbery
C                  G                 C
Your tips, just like my patience, growin' thin.

        F                                 C
It always takes me far too long to trim you down
        F                               C          G
You're not the nicest looking thicket in this rickety old town

I wish I had a tree or flowerpot instead
                                                C           G
And with that final word I reached down to my feet and went ahead

I threw my shoe at a bush in the yard
By now you'll know hold it lowly in regard
My sole was flyin' at the ugly little hedge
Because that undergrowth had pushed me to the edge  

I threw my shoe at a bush in the yard
I threw it true, I threw it far, I threw it hard
Misunderstand me if you will, but when I throw, I throw to kill
That bush deserved that, and now it has been expired

What did you lose today? by /u/1xXNateTheGreatXx1

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called EarballsOfMemeland, who was sharing what they are skeptical of.

The original comment can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ipq6c9/what_are_you_most_skeptical_of/g4laj7i/
You can also stream it on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/4eDk16XJKpQ

It is the eighty-seventh of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

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Capo 2

        A
I am a skeptic
    G                 D
Any claim to me is analeptic
      G                   A
I get caught up in the dialectic
      G                    D
And I question everything around me
       G
With a raised eyebrow

I don't believe you
If you speak, you never can deceive, who
Am I even talkin', talkin' to-oo
I don't even trust my memories and
      F
I'm a person you cannot believe in, no and if I

     A                      G
If I don't trust me how can anybody else
     F                      G
If I don't trust me how can anybody else
       A                  F
And is it just me or does anybody else believe
      G
Their memories are a lie...?

N.C.
I don't even know if I turned the oven off, hey!

Repeat x2
If don't trust me how can anybody else
If don't trust me how can anybody else
And is it just me or does anybody else believe
Their memories are a lie...?

What are you skeptical of? by /u/EarballsOfMemeland

What Are You Skeptical Of? By EarballsOfMemeland

If You Were To Build Your Perfect Shower, What Would It Have? By Brutus The Bear 55

I wrote this song for a Reddit user called saytoyboat5xfast who was sharing a photo of a grumpy rock they saw.

The original post can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/j0gjtg/saw_this_grumpy_rock_quietly_judging_me_as_i_ate/
You can download it on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsbyqoIQBkw

It is the ninety-first of (potentially) many songs that I intend to write out of interesting Reddit comments or posts :)

Here's the lyrics and chords.

Am7 C C/B
I live on the side of the road, and I sit and talk stock
I can't ever move on my own, because I am rock

F
People walk by and take pictures of me
           C                     C/B
Cause they think that I look I'm feeling grumpy
You wonder why I always scowl at this view
                                   E
And to that, I would ask, wouldn't you?

        Am 
Because I'm stuck here by the road
   C                E
No company but this tiny man hole
Faceless pebbles around
I'm the only rock with a face in this town

And I just wanna be free
To roll away would be heaven to me
But no-one will give me a push
I'm stuck here sittin' on my rocky tush

I live on the side of the road, I'm a rock with a face
I can't get away so I guess that I'm stuck in this place

Dan Hough

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