No Gem Like A TM

Incl. 14 Tracks - Label: DNZ Records - Style: Eurotrance - Produced by: Zero Range
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Zero Range - Superstar

Turning my love for Clarkson's Farm into a song! From runaway sheep to Kaleb's eye rolls, here's a tune about everyone's favourite farmer-in-training. Grab your wellies and enjoy! 🚜 

Diddly Squat's Got The Plot

Verse 1:
There's a man in the Cotswolds with a grand farming scheme
Bought a Lamborghini tractor, though he can't drive straight it seems
His neighbour Kaleb's pulling hair out, screaming "That's not how it's done!"
But our Jeremy keeps trying, turning farming into fun

Chorus 1:
(He's learning farming life)
The tractors won't behave
The sheep have run away
Lisa's shaking her head in the farm shop every day
But he's giving it a go
Through the rain and snow
Making Diddly Squat into quite a proper show

Verse 2:
His sheep are on a mission, they're escaping every night
Jumping fences, crossing highways, giving everyone a fright
He's chasing them through meadows in his city-slicker boots
While Kaleb stands there watching, saying "Bloody hell, you're hopeless!"

Chorus 2:
(Now the farming life's got worse)
The tractors still won't steer
The sheep won't stay too near
And Gerald's speaking words that no one else can hear
But he's learning day by day
Though things don't go his way
Making Diddly Squat the talk of Chipping Norton they say

Bridge:
Now the farm shop's got a queue round the bend
Selling potatoes at prices that Lisa can't defend
But underneath all the mayhem, something special's going on
This city boy's becoming quite the farmer before long

Final Chorus:
(Now the farming life makes sense)
The tractors sometimes work
The sheep still go berserk
But he's growing proper veg in English countryside dirt
And though Kaleb still might shout
There's no room left for doubt
That Diddly Squat's become what farming's all about

Final Verse:
'Til we see what mad adventures series four will bring
More tractors in the ditches and chickens on the wing
Our farmer Jeremy's out there plotting his next scheme
Making British farming funnier than anyone could dream!

Diddly Squat's Got The Plot

**About This Track**  
An original AI-assisted composition by Rob Nelson (*Bring Your Own Brilliance*) and Ron Cameron (*Alien Garden*). This song blends human creative direction with AI tools to bring our vision to life—merging storytelling, mood, and innovation into a dynamic listening experience.

This song track is based on the English language version titled, “We Got Your Number”




**Creative & Technical Details**  
- **Lyrics**: by Rob Nelson, CoPilot AI 
- **Executive Producer for this track**: Rob Nelson
- **Vocals & Instrumentation**: Produced using TopMediAI and AIGenMusic.AI  
- **Audio Format & Editing**: Mixed from MP3/WAV with NCH Software (trims, fades, conversions)  
- **Stem Splitting**: Processed with LaLaLaLa AI  
- **Cover Art**: Created with Stable Diffusion 3 Online, Aiease.ai, Pollo.ai, and Pixabay (Creative Commons), CoPilot AI  
- **Song Structure & Mood Profiling**: Cyanite AI

**Our Creative Blueprint**  
“CHOICES” is our internal code for the DNA of each track: genre, vocal tone, tempo, instrumentation, and emotional arc. Every detail is human-directed—AI simply helps us realize it.

**Rights & Licensing**  
We retain full commercial and non-commercial rights under our membership with [TopMediAI’s Terms & Conditions](https://www.topmediai.com/terms-conditions/). Lyrics, production, and arrangement are fully original works by Rob and/or Ron.

**Creative Use & Inquiries**  
Artists and producers are welcome to adapt or re-record our work—please credit us in any public releases. For licensing, collaborations, or sync opportunities, reach out directly:

Bring Your Own Alien Garden  
c/o Rob Nelson & Ron Cameron  
1211 Huron Street N., Suite 202  
London, Ontario, Canada  
N5Y 4L1

**Final Words**  
Each song we share is made with intention, imagination, and care. Thank you for listening—your support brings these stories to life.


Never Be Anyone Else but You

Daniel O'Donnell

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