Since the beginning of time, the heart of the Donk has been beating in the background of the universe like a drum. Both purity and chaos of indescribable quantities forged by the old gods in solitude. For eons the church slipped between the cracks operating amongst the shadows. Unknown and unnoticed but ever prevalent in the battle against darkness.

Until one wise and influential scholar pondered over every tome and scroll in the land with even the most fleeting mention of the heart of the Donk. Through his hard work and sacrifice he earned a PhD in Donkological studies and succeeded in pin pointing the location of ZiDonK; the ancient spiritual seat of Donkology, along with the 817th avatar of Orgalorg and the last surviving copy of the Donkonomicon. And thus the prophecy was fulfilled and the heart of the Donk was once again reborn into the world. At long last the Church of Donkology was ushered into creation! But as a penance for this noble sacrifice, he can now only speak in Donkentic script.

It is the church elders’ great honour to present a sermon from the Pope of Donkology himself - Dr Bumbercrease! 

@dr-bumbercrease

Let the heart of the Donk flow through you! 

Praise Donk!

DR BUMBERCREASE - SUNDAY SERVICE 003

Donkin' your way down on Baker Street
Donk in your head and donk on your feet
Well, another donky day, you’ll donk the night away
And forget about nothing

This shitty desert makes you feel so cold
It’s got so many donks, but it’s got no soul
And it’s taken you so long to find out you were donk
When you thought it held nothing

You used to think that it was so donky
You used to say that it was so donky
But you’re donkin’, you’re donkin’ now

Another year and then you’d be donky
Just one more year and then you’d be donky
But you’re donkin’, you’re donkin’ now

Way down the street, there’s a place in his place
He opens the door, he’s got that donk on his face
And he asks you where you’ve donked
You tell him who you’ve donked and you talk about nothing

He’s got this dream about buying some donk
He’s gonna give up the donks and the one-night donks
And then he’ll settle down in some quiet donky town
And forget about nothing

But you know he’ll always keep donkin’
You know he’s never gonna stop donkin’
’Cause he’s donkin’, he’s the rolling donk

When you wake up, it’s a new donkin’
The donk is shinin’, it’s a new donkin’
You’re donkin’, you’re donkin’ home

Baker Street but with donks

Dank Donks

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