even tho its a joke song...the beat slaps

I always have a dance party at 3 am when I hear this. like if my parents walked in they'd think I'm possessed.

I proceeded to rap this entire thing to my girlfriend, I don't know how I even got her lol.

This is a joke song, but it genuinely goes SO hard

DAD BEEN ALIVE FOR 400 YEARS 😻 VAMPIRE SHIT, HE DONT SHOW UP IN THE MIRROR

This is way more fire that it ever needed to

is this connected to nepo baby 🤨🤨🤨🤨

In Love With A Creeper (ft. Kurtis Conner)

I Ghosted Kevin Jonas

Music Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMeXIZ7O_ng

Lyrics:
The man is in the house
We 'bout to shut it down
Every time I step up in this club
I make it bounce
Don't fuck with small amounts
I buy it by the pound
And when we pullin' up
Boy, that Lambo make a sound (skert, skert, skert)
Got that Roly on my wrist
You know I had to flex
And I got those twin chains
Ice climbers on my neck
Now your girl wanna drink
It's cool, I got the check
I throw a couple bands
Now she showing me respect (Now she showing me respect)
Now she showing me respect (Now she showing me respect)

She wanna know where I get this money
How I ball so hard
She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope ass cars
She said, "Are you an actor, or a model?"
I get the waitress and we pop some more bottles
She keeps asking, won't let it go
Looks like I really have to let this girl know

I told her I make slime
Slime, slime, slime, slime
Candy DIYs
Post that shit on YouTube children can't believe their eyes
Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
Yelling loud as shit got that family friendly content
I don't get demonetized

She was understandably put off by that
'til I showed her my million subscriber plaque
Now I'm feeling like David Dobrik
'cause I got her in the Tesla and her friends are in the back
Next thing you know now we drinking at the crib
It ain't too long 'til I got shorty in the bed
Slip into something more comfortable and now I'm back
And she's looking at my Youtube channel, wait! Don't do that!

She wanna know where I get this money
How I ball so hard
She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope ass cars
She's checking out my videos, she sees me yelling
I'm going crazy 'bout the merch that I'm selling
Now I'm dabbing and eating spicy foods
I can't tell if she's impressed or disgusted

But she's checking out my slime
Slime, slime, slime, slime
Lifehack DIYs
Post that shit on YouTube children can't believe their eyes
Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
Yelling loud as shit got that family friendly content
I don't get demonetized

I don't get demonetized
There is nary a doubt
I am the slime king
But I feel so alone
Will you be my slime queen?
I can't tell you how long I've searched
I won't even make you buy my merch
Unless you wanna buy my merch
You're totally free to do so
It is soft as hell
But it only comes in youth sizes
And there's no refunds
No refund

My Dad Is Rich

Danny Gonzalez

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