Conceived, created and composed by world un-renowned jew-o "HayDan", this astro reading is inspired by the voice of Karen Moregold (Caramel Gold) from the Morning Show with Bert "MoonFace" Newton. This is a dedication to all Crabs whose nippers are too big for their slippers.


*This has been a HayDan Exclusive Recording. 

Horoscope For Crabs

This reading was only limited by the lazy lioness in all of us, whilst the King of the Jungle was away stalking its prey, the talents of that crazy jew-o "HayDan" were back again in the den, chewing on the another meaty carcass.

*This has been a HayDan Exclusive Recording 

Danspace :)