Status Monster

Fishbones

David hung his Christmas lights the wrong way round
He's looking for a secret cord that can't be found
No we don't sell this
Then go to hell, miss
Rude language sure to displease the Lord

Desperate David's car broke down in the parking lot
Walks across the street to give it one last shot
Those are a danger
Told him a stranger
And David loses
What's left of his mind

Woke mind virus walks beside us
Infringin rights of mine
Leave the store, sir
Pleads the store clerk
Y'all can kiss my ass

He punches once
A fourth, a fifth
A minor fall, then a major lift
And in the end they call the cops
Officer, let me go, please please please please

David hung his Christmas lights the wrong way round
Now he's facing prison time
Ain't that profound?

(The wrong way round)

Hallelujargh

Alternate title: Santa Just Keeps on Coming

Santa Just Keeps on Coming

I wrote this one in 2020 when I was quarantining in a hotel in Moore, Oklahoma but never recorded the vocals for it.  I asked Scotty if he would do the honors and he came through as always!

Lyrics:

Christmastime
Where'd the year go
Stuck inside
Living echoes
An endless parade of 
identical moments that 
shuffle away leaving 
no real impression at all

Things will be better next year
I know they will
Things will be better next year

Christmastime
God I miss you
Soon it won't
Be an issue
Maybe by June we can
Meet at a restaurant
Surrounded by people
and think nothing of it at all

Things will be better next year
They have to be
Things will be better next year

Things Will Be Better Next Year (Christmas 2020)

Mint

I started off making a disco song as a joke and then somehow it morphed into a various series song about depression and i'm not really even sure if it's disco anymore but it's probably my favorite thing i've recorded in a while. Could probably use another mixing pass, but whatever, I'm an old punk. DIY motherfuckers.

Depressco

Currents

Solid Atmospherics 01

Arped It Lol

Singer/guitarist for Love Button way back in the day.  On my own I'm best known for Son of Strelka, but my music has also appeared on Welcome to Night Vale, Hypnospace Outlaw, the Frog Fractions 2 ARG, and a number of documentary films.

Born in Arkansas and raised in Oklahoma, but from there went Florida-California-Texas-Australia-Japan-Germany-Japan (again).  He/him.

Things Will Be Better Next Year (Christmas 2020)

Dan Warren

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