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Атрава - Беспамятство

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Лиза Чернова (лиззз) - нарики

лиззз - суета

Курящих нет - Hellboy

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WARNING: NSFW

From BDSM-The Musical 

Lyrics:

This dating app sucks
I've wasted my bucks
Too much time
Spent on chasing behind

This app was meant to fix everything 
But all it's done is given me a sting
I went on it looking for some honey 
But all its done is waste my money 

Don't get me wrong, the sex is great
But if all I wanted was to get off I'd masturbate 
I just want someone who is sweet and kind
Who also likes to stick things in my behind 

[Chorus]
The wonderful bard dating app
I now hate you
You gave me everything I asked for
You even found someone to give me poo

But now we're through
I'm deleting you
I'll find my romance
And I'll be eating poo too

Dating is so hard
And so am I
Why is dating so hard? 
I'm a kinky guy

I've gone to orgies
I've swung a bit
I've been spanked 
I've even eaten sh**

I've laughed, I've licked
In my balls I've been kicked 
But I've never felt a spark
It's like being blown in the dark

[Chorus]
The wonderful bard dating app
I now hate you
You gave me everything I asked for
You even found someone to give me poo

But now we're through
I'm deleting you
I'll find my romance
And I'll be eating poo too

My last match was particularly weird
She was some sort of mime, with bunny ears
We met in a dark alley
It was uncanny 
I was worried it would be my finale.....

She handed me a ticket that said
Don't go to bed.
The Clown Show begins at 10
Be timely 
Dress finely
And wisely 
Don't tell anyone else of this address

I'd rather face peril
Than this dating app devil
My loins start to churn
I've semen to burn 
To the app I'll never return

[Chorus]
The wonderful bard dating app
I now hate you
You gave me everything I asked for
You even found someone to give me poo

But now we're through
I'm deleting you
I'll find my romance
And I'll be eating poo too

I've eaten arses
I've pierced a tit
The Clown Show doesn't scary
Maybe there will be someone I'll marry!

The Clown Show, The Clown Show, I'm going to the Clown Show.

The Clown Show, The Clown Show, I'm going to the Clown Show.


I'm deleting you

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Earthquake or Just Really Bad Bass

Курящих нет - Hellboy

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tyankashuem

delusional

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