Shoutouts to all the chatters.
Shoutouts to xartet for laying it down on the circuit.
Shoutouts to b-rex for hacking my shit up, fam
This is LRH Animal Type Rap Beat #1

Here's the down dirty on some funky animal chatters
They hang out in a channel run by a dungeon master
Don't come with hate - you might wake a raptor 
When packets hit your system you'll be timed out after

Are you flying high like a fruit bat?
Chill pussy like a cat or snitchin like a rat?
Apex predators adding subnets to theit hitlist
Feds in the chat? Strictly funny, no business

IRC - its a fucking zoo
Humans chatting lines like monkeys flinging poo
Put ya hands on the keyboard, you know what to do
I wonder what kind of animal is inside of you?

IR motherfucking C
Get stung by a jellyfish? Bust out your pee
Claw out your eyes so that you cannot even see how
Chatting online has animalized me

Networks like anemones 
All species come together for some ASCII
CANFLOOD DDOS so they talk shit really nasty
My beats are zero days so you know I come out blasting

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darkmage crab gang do not get him started 
big bear b-rex freaking with the xartet 
don't tread on us our venom makes you tarded
haters so mad all yall bitches emo parted

IRC - its a fucking zoo
Humans chatting lines like monkeys flinging poo
Put ya hands on the keyboard, you know what to do
I wonder what kind of animal is inside of you?

IR motherfucking C
Get stung by a jellyfish? Bust out your pee
Claw out your eyes so that you cannot even see how
Chatting online has animalized me

Animalize Me (darkmage x b-rex x xartet)

9/11 back again
twenty-first birthday, let's begin
planes flying low do you hear the noise
north tower's on fire, let's bring in the boys

the firemen, cops, and medics 
are on the way now dont you sweat it
shelter in place and say your prayers
couple more minutes, they almost there

smoke in the air and it's filling ur lungs
all the fuckin noise it got ur bell rung
what's that? another explosion?
south tower blazin crazy commotion

u look out the window and see all the panic
there's a thought in ur head and can barely stand it
if you want to get down let me show you the way
JUMP! there it is. hit me.

bin laden make ya
state of israel make ya
george doubleya make ya
al qaeda make ya

fallin 50 stories and ya life is flashin
race to the bottom and the north tower's crashin
a giant cigarette the south tower's ashing
your body hit the ground with a crash and a splashing

bin laden make ya
state of israel make ya
george doubleya make ya
al qaeda make ya

Jump

PCP CTE

Blow My Baby Mama Up

Smoke Crack $10000000000000000

Die Antwoord - Cookie Thumper! (DNSK Subtle Remix)

Stairway to Heaven (Beats On Spoken Word)

garyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

I remember the sound of the hard drive spinnin 
2am, 56k, i was grinnin' 
Takes me way back to how it was in the beginning 
Windows 95 loading for 20 minutes 
Thick keys that push back, man i love that feelin 
A modem that could sing when it connects, it was thrillin 
What a time to be aliiiiiivveeee... on the Internet chillin

YouTube Ripped at 320 kilobits 
He wanted three for the beat but i ain't paying shit 
I got a dick he can suck, and an ass he can lick 
95 windows smashed with bricks, i plead the fifth
When the beat drops, the nostalgia hits 
I've spent most my life chatting, that I'll happily admit 
But i need more time to be a degenerate
IRL has taken over, ain't that some bullshit
Now, I'm chanting Hare Krishna, holy man on the set 
Drug and alcohol free, but i still love the Internet 
No more noise from the modem, but i know that it connects 
Wired to wireless, kila to gigabits 
While IRC has changed, well, it's kinda stayed the same 
Opers still wanting fame, jupers still takin names
Ddos still denying, packets still flyin,
And everyone still calling each other gay

I remember the sound of the hard drive spinnin 
2am, 56k, i was grinnin' 
Takes me way back to how it was in the beginning 
Windows 95 loading for 20 minutes 
Thick keys that push back, man i love that feelin 
A modem that could sing when it connects, it was thrillin 
What a time to be aliiiiiivveeee... on the Internet chillin

Shoutouts to secret chans on them secret networks 
Shoutouts to #infrared, we always do the best work,
Shoutouts to opers who are easily asshurt 
And Shoutouts to chat girls for giving us that wetwork
Tryin to meet with sayjay so i can get that neck work 
And meet with milkness so i can see that chest work 
And meet with BLACK_MAN to increase my net worth 
And cop a PENIS PUMP to increase my net girth

I remember the sound of the hard drive spinnin 
2am, 56k, i was grinnin' 
Takes me way back to how it was in the beginning 
Windows 95 loading for 20 minutes 
Thick keys that push back, man i love that feelin 
A modem that could sing when it connects, it was thrillin 
What a time to be aliiiiiivveeee... on the Internet chillin

Animalize Me (darkmage x b-rex x xartet)

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