I’ve made so many albums throughout the years. So many so that I’ve deleted tons of my early released material. I’ve lost albums due to labels folding and hard drives dying. But the past is in the past for a reason, I always look towards the future. Though every now and then I do get nostalgic. This time I dug in the archives, old and new (2012 - 2020) and came out with this, “The Tragical History Tour”. Sometimes the commercials are louder than the show, if so, adjust your volume dork. Enjoy the ride!

https://uddtba.bandcamp.com/album/the-tragical-history-tour

The Tragical History Tour

But they look like sneakers

03 Daisy Age To Dizzy Age

https://uddtba.bandcamp.com/album/great-white-buffalo

04 Buy My Baby A Used Fiero On Craigslist

03 First Date

02 Here's The Sound (feat. Exile)

01 Great White Buffalo (feat. Fatboi Sharif)

Womp Womp (Darko's Blueprint Remix)

Smells Like Purple Rain

Never Gonna Give You Up (Darko's Slick Rick Astley Remix)

Lyrics: 
(Pyramid)
Picturesque view from behind the wheel I'll send you a post card. I'm pushing vouges down the boulevard. Vogue on em. Pose for them camera pose ass niggas its the rose carrot gold from unknown. Pyramid alegience through the flesh and bone matter. After throne title niggas rarely challenge god. Holding false idols on a pedestal. My niggas is religion been the subject and the predicate invading your home and travel playlists. Fix a plate and do the dishes when the guests arrive at dinner time.

Suit and tie doing 95. I-69. The Flow divine. Lyrics innertwine with the rhythem feel the vibe or get found inside of ditches  mentality. NRK that's everyday. Until the grave. Family. Crest on chest be magnet to the cash in the stash away. Next to the stash. Next to the blast away. River weather Grey outside my window pane. Rain fx. Visions of making it out these Pyrex projects.

We Smoking doja in the dojo. Never ducking po po. In the low low driving slow she slip off her manolos. Perfume coco. Match frames to shade acid eyes. Actually trippy. You drunk and acting like you juicy j. we Blowing skunk and purple haze. Don't think you won't catch the fade. Catch you out of line we gon let them tools. sarinade. Resonate. Vacate local tropical. Started from the bottom layer now we epidermal glow topical.

(Darko)
Find me on the Rodney Dangerfield show, ahead of my time, go with the flow, embedded in the mind, driving down route one, playing that jazz, call me Jim Cunningham cos I’m so rad, mack’ing the cuties with the automatic bazooty, so what sue me, clue me in, maybe you could ask Marvin, what’s really going on? starving for a Darko song, one more false move and they all gone

Never see me with a floozie at the mall, I’m watching foreign movies with the subtitles on, you ain’t in the game till you got a thousand tracks, rap snitches bragging 'bout selling crack, not the super, you live vicariously through your computer, you ain’t the future of shit, you’re just David Porter, How’s your sister? it’s been a few weeks since I pork’d her, I’ll take a spiked bat and bang them shits, straight torture

Jailor man and Sailor Sam searching everyone, but they won’t find me, I’m Mr. Jones, spun the naked gun, but I’m home alone, hold the phone, slap the ice cream cone out yah hand, should’ve known I’m the man, working on it like the worst band in the world, gets necklaces and pearls, I want my quarter, 2 dimes and a nickel back, do yah math or be wiggity whack, ever more sicker perhaps, a dull boy like Jack, in Payless Shaq’s 

You can’t tell me nothing, I’m gonna do something
You can’t tell me nothing, I’m gonna be something 

http://www.stonesthrow.com/pyramidvritra
http://darkothesuper.com

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Dumb (Feat. Pyramid Vritra) [Prod. by Doc Heller]

Drake’s cakes devil dogs 
The rhythm the rebel god 
If metro don’t trust ya then I’m scraping the metal off 
Serial numbers and any other evidence 
Bucket of acid incase they raid your residence 
Sun Tzu art of war, yeah I read some 
Stacking up presidents, you know, dead ones 
It’s redrum backwards for you actors and then some 
You ain’t never had to sleep on a couch with bed bugs 
Arcade in your mansion in the Hamptons with dig dug 
Big thug rappers with a hundred chains and hunger pains 
Thunder in their brainstorm and I can’t stand the rain 
Teenage Mutants in the sewer drain 
Cesspool, America 
One nation, under hysteria 
Indivisible 
You got hit by a smooth criminal 
Sidewalks don’t glow when you’re stepping in shit 
I’m walking on water like Jesus the pimp 
In a 79 Grenada with the 5 percent tint 
Iodine poisoning from eating too much shrimp 
20 inch blades looking like light sabers 
Ladies loved me since the days of sky pagers 
Flip phone ringtone was Hi Hater 
Maino
Madvillain rainbows 
She drinks drano 
I prefer Snapple tea 
Lame-o’s eat at Applebees 
Right across from Safeway
McDonald’s on layaway 
You wanna empower the impoverished? 
Then stop acting so damn snobbish 
 Multi platinum selling suckers wanna slap box
 But the real king of New York is still Ad Rock

BBL Drizzy #bbldrizzybeatgiveaway

Jared McCain

Drake type beat. 

http://udontdeservethisbeautifulart.bandcamp.com/album/why-are-you-reading-this-youre-stupid

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Started From The Bottom RMX RMX (Feat. Jalal Salaam) [Prod. By Noah B / Knx.]

"CREEPAZOID!"
https://udontdeservethisbeautifulart.bandcamp.com/album/creepazoid

No I Don't Have A Gun (Prod. By Charles Hamilton)

Lyrics:
God, Fuck America 
Home of the jerks 
Convenient store clerks
Get kicked in the face 
Based on race
It leaves a bad taste
I wanted to explore space
But instead
I'm brain dead 
Red rum shower
Blue eyes, white power
You leave my mind sour
I hope you rot in hell 
Rolling in the casket 
Like the cot in your cell
Bullet wounds
Show and tell
Jumping off the roof like Billy Jacobs 
That's when you wake up
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
Chemically imbalanced 
I'm at the CVS drive through 
Big Mac, McNuggets, and fries too
Medication cocktail
Daydream holiday sale 
Waiting in line 
Pick-up trucks and apple pie 
You survive off paranoia alone
Talking on a toy phone 
Like a crybaby 
Dance with the devil
Yes, no, or maybe?
Egomaniacs 
Take a walk down the psychopath 
It's a manic Monday
Another Satanic Sunday 
Put a quarter in the machine 
Make sure you don't tread on me 

Do the Mildred pierce 
It's living in your ear
We got the peppermint twist
And the ginger beer
We got alien piss
Lime green lemonade
Won't find a better way to spend the day
We're losers
One in all
I got this number on the bathroom stall
Sally in the alley plays the best hand ball
Gooey Louie 
The plastic sooey 
Jelly donut
Don't wanna grow up
Flagpole sitter with your patriotism 
Shut the fuck up and listen

God, fuck America 
Home of the jerks
God, fuck America 
I can't find work

Apocalyptic Bastard

God, Fuck America

God, Fuck America (Prod. by BLKrKRT)

Lyrics: 
The day I beat Yao Ming 
I was eating general tso's 
Doing the damn thing 
He came on the court
Talking all sweet
Saying he can't be beat 
I hit em with cross over 
Passed the ball through his knees 
I tried to do the slam 
He grabbed the ball out my hand
How'd you get so tall man?
He said he drank lots of milk
The rest of the game
Homie I got killed 
But it's the best out of the 3
And that was only one
He tried to block my dunk so I switched to the lay up
The DJ played Dam-Funk
Then went to MF Doom
We played 2 on 2 
He picked Shaq O'Neal 
I picked Aaron Carter 
He drank Gatorade 
I had the Figi water 
I did the alleyoop
I did the Jackie Moon
I did the Damian Wayan's
I did the David Blaine 
Now you can't see me
I had some Recee's 
He said what you wanna bet 
I said your diamond ring 
My head's in a tailspin 
The day I beat Yao Ming 

Yo, Yao
Yo, Yao
Yo, Yao
Yo, Yao

I won 35 to 27 
He took off the #11
Gave it to me and said now you the king 
The day I beat Yao Ming 

Yo, Yao
Yo, Yao 

Now I walk around in the #11
They call me a legend 
I gave him my tape he said that's that hot shit
Autographed a pair of shoes and showed me how to eat with chop sticks 
I said you was always my favorite player
Now I'm a hall of fame'r at the Rucker 
Told him I love your movies with Chris Tucker

https://allthesefingers.bandcamp.com

http://alreadydeadtapes.bandcamp.com/album/ad242-darko-the-super-apocalyptic-bastard

The Day I Beat Yao Ming

The Day I Beat Yao Ming (Prod. by All These Fingers)

Lyrics:
Rich man, I ain’t your bitch man
You’re made up of paranoia
I came here to destroy ya
Bring all your lawyers
I’ll have you painting fences with Tommy Sawyer 
You wanna build a wall and lock your self off
I wanna kick you in the balls till your wig falls off
You’re a sell out and a fucking creep
A child rapist and a sucking leach
A fear mongering egomaniac dummy
You and your inbred kids are fucking ugly
Your supporters are ill-informed skinheads
Deep south dickhead pig fucks
Don’t test your luck
I will crush you like your fans do PBR cans
Mr. Little Hands I hate your orange spray tan
My gay friends husband looks better than your wife
I’m stuffing you in a locker for the rest of the night
Soon you’ll be doing commercials for diet sprite
You’re not my president, I don’t value your life
Or any of those hill billies
The secret service is gonna have to kill me
I’m tired of seeing you on the tv acting silly
Looking like a doll voiced by Jennifer Tilly 
Go play with your boy toy, Jimmy Fallon
I throw darts at a picture of you when I’m free styling
I ain’t afraid of you, though you got a scary face
Men like you are the reason women carry mace
Always wheeling and dealing
Fuck america, I’m moving to New Zealand

https://youtu.be/1VEXc7COF6Y

Donald Trump Sucks Cocks In Hell

Donald Trump Sucks Cocks in Hell

Lyrics: 
The Hell Hole Store is the new Das Racist 
Peep us at the Huck Jam we like to thank Bucky Lasek 
We made it! 
Jokes it's us, c'mon be real 
I eat so much donuts, I'm surprised I can see still
Amputate me 
My friend 
I'll be the great bambino
Till the end 
Darko The Super is a moron 
I don't know how to stop getting emails from groupon 
You try to see a movie for cheaper and they got you for life 
At least I got to see those little snots get kicked out the theater, that was nice 
I like to reminisce 
I like to pick up my girlfriend from the train station and give her a big kiss 
I never liked Licorice or Jelly beans 
Every time the Eagles lose my dad shoots up the Telly screen 
With a metaphorical gun of anger 
When your grandma fixes you a sandwich be sure to thank her 
It's the little things that count 
Like 3 months salary on a ring, what's that about? 
Love isn't cheap thrills 
It's a nice summers day on the grill 
I haven't seen the matrix in a while which ones the good pill? 
Either way, hot dogs and electric lemonade 
Take me down to country farms we're all out of syrup 
In the morning I'm making waffles 
In the afternoon I'm writing lyrics 
The aftermath of teen spirit 
Smells like angst 
Under smell me? Thanks 
I wish I was cool as 40 water 
Then they could sprinkle me 
I'll be a ballaholic until I'm wrinkly 
Then I'll get a pair of velcro shoes 
Plop me in front of a tv so I could watch the news 
Mr. Nobody 
We all grow old but some of us grow ugly 
It's a shame 
I doubt they'll be reincarnated as rain 
A drive thru fast food chain stain on your favorite shirt 
The one you got at the merch booth 
You traded it in for a monkey suit 
Now your a businessman on the go 
Running away from what you fear you know 
To be true is ignorance 
To be with you is bliss 
There's plenty of fish in the sea
But I don't have gills, I'm a man, or at least that's what I wanna be 

Take me home now
Grandma's house is so boring 
I gotta go now
I'm Philly's avant-garde king 

Bonafide Weirdo 
Living in strange days with Lenny Nero

December Song (prod. by Agnes Obel)

Rhymes - Darko The Super 

Beats - Height Keech 

Backup Vocals - Alora Eisen 

Art - coolguybry 

Cover Photo - Gabriela Baginski

Stories Of A Made Up Year

Kill Nazis (Wolfenstein)

What's Your Favorite Color?

Baby Jesus In The Manger

Moon Man

Faded feat. ialive

Burn

Merry Christmas spuds! Welcome to the finest Christmas album you'll ever hear in your long legged life. Almost as good as Dr. Demento's. Santa says sorry about your grandma, but before you catch daddy kissing mommy Claus under the mistletoe, leave out some cookies for the big guy in the sky. Hope you have a merry and bright holiday this year. All hail King Krampus.

All lyrics caroled by Darko The Super & Harvey Cliff MC as Desperate Band Appreciation Society 

Tracks 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, & 8 produced by BLKrKRT symsongs.bandcamp.com 

Tracks 3 & 5 produced by Purple Dialect purpledialect.bandcamp.com 

Recorded, Mixed & Mastered by Steel Tipped Dove at Quarter Two Nine Studios in Brooklyn, NY steeltippeddove.bandcamp.com

http://uddtba.bandcamp.com/album/8-crazy-nights

8 Crazy Nights

Desperate Band Appreciation Society - 8 Crazy Nights (full album)

Cold Rhymes Records are proud to present the latest release from Darko The Super: Year of the Darko 

2018 was a hell of a year for the Philadelphia artist, as he blessed the world with no less than 10 albums and now he returns with a new project that encapsulates the spirit of all of those previous offerings. 
Year of the Darko is a mixtape of sorts and features 20 of Darko’s favorite tracks from the year, while simultaneously offering a fine insight into the mind of one of the most prolific artists of the current generation of hip hop entities. 

While Darko himself remains the main star of the show, he is joined by a strong cast of supporting artists, who help him to bring his art to life. There are guest features from the likes of Homeboy Sandman, Serengeti, MC Paul Barman, Lil B, Mr. MFN eXquire, Moka Only, Harvey Cliff MC, ialive and Height Keech, as well as some solid production credits from Starchildluke, Gloam, Big Baby Gandhi and Amaze 88. There is also some exquisitely crafted input from Darko’s production alter ego, Doc Heller. 

The project itself is hosted by Height Keech, with the ever-capable Steel Tipped Dove on mixing duties. 

The whole project acts as a superb introduction for those listeners who might only be discovering Darko for the first time and is an ideal springboard for diving into the obscene amount of music that he has created over the past 12 months. It also serves as the perfect ‘Greatest Hits’ style collection for his more familiar fans. 

Year of the Darko is available now worldwide. 
http://darkothesuper.bandcamp.com/album/year-of-the-darko

For all press enquiries please contact: 
udontdeservethisbeautifulart@gmail.com

Year of the Darko

Rawest Rapper Alive (prod. by Big Baby Gandhi) (New Shit!)

Kill Nazis

Jesus Christ Wants To Be Based (feat. Moka Only) / Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire Interlude

Get a Real Job Fat Boy / MC Paul Barman Interlude

Homeboy Sandman Intro / December Song

Philadelphia MC and U Don’t Deserve This Beautiful Art label owner Darko The Super has a wonderfully oddball discography, and his new LP sees him teaming-up with self-proclaimed “post-Dilla” beatsmith BLKrKRT, whose own breezy and soul-infused instrumental a hot summer also dropped this month. The duo’s Card Tricks For Dogs is titled after a line from comedian Bill Hicks, is dedicated in the liner notes to “all the dogs in the world,” and pits Darko’s screwy and spaced-out tales against slick, synth-heavy arrangements, with entertaining results. On the ’80s-influenced “Imaginary Girlfriend,” Darko plays out a fictional breakup in his head; elsewhere, “MC Pee Pants” showcases Darko’s warped story-telling with an incident involving drinking too much Mountain Dew causing him to miss a show while hunting down a restroom. Guest appearances include a nostalgic turn from Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire on “Purple Ketchup,” plus some sartorially-inspired rhymes from MC Paul Barman on “Semiotics Of The Suit.” 
- Philip Mlynar 

daily.bandcamp.com/2019/09/26/the-best-hip-hop-on-bandcamp-september-2019/

"Darko's latest effort, appropriately titled Card Tricks For Dogs includes songs about breaking up with an imaginary girlfriend, Charleston, SC and being the self proclaimed "worst rapper in the world". The 13 song album includes features from Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire, Torito, Height Keech, even MC Paul Barman! Darko's raps always make me laugh when I least expect it. His verses are a series of one liners that tickle every funny bone in my body as they lay over lo-fi beats that put me in the mind of Madlib." - Spoken Nerd 


"Card Tricks For Dogs is Darko the Super’s 257th album and it finds him wearing many hats, from indie rapper to R+B wordsmith to lounge singer to heartbroken crooner to standup comedian." - Charles Bridgers IV 


"This is my latest and greatest magnum opus. Produced by my long time collaborator and friend, BLKrKRT, one of the best in the biz. The title "Card Tricks For Dogs" takes its inspiration from my light and guide in the universe, Bill Hicks. Some may tilt their head at this album and there's nothing wrong with that. Others may wag their tails and to those that do, I salute you. Thank you for listening. I put my heart, soul, and hard earned money into this release. It's a labor of love. I brought some friends along for the ride. Thank you to everyone involved in bringing this to life. Steel Tipped Dove mixed the socks of it. Harvey Cliff crushed the artwork, someone should guard his precious hands at all times. BLKrKRT sent me the illest beats. MC Paul Barman brought the most delicious cake to the session. Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire is on top of the world, it's an honor to have him as a friend. Height is the master of his craft. Everybody loves Googie, the man with a smile that could light up the world. ialive, you handsome son of a gun, don't ever change. Torito, you deserve this beautiful art, you're The Sphinx to my Mr. Furious. Joe of the legendary Static Brothers came through with the ill peripheral. Alora, you're my heart. Thank you to everyone who inspired these stories. Darko loves you!" 
- Darko the Super 

This album is dedicated to Minnie, Shadow, Snoop, Marla, Kacey, Bismark, Honey, Piper, Lexi, Georgie, Scruffy, Rocco, Bella, Enzo, Toodles, Biscuit, Jelly, Snowflake, CD, and all the dogs across the world. 

Raps: Darko The Super 
Beats: BLKrKRT 
Mix & Master: Steel Tipped Dove 
Artwork: Harvey Cliff / Jacob Dombroski

Card Tricks For Dogs

MC Pee Pants

http://darkothesuper.bandcamp.com/album/8-years-at-bernies-a-fundraiser-joint

8 Years at Bernie's (A Fundraiser Joint)

Money Green Leather Sofa (Prod. BLKrKRT)

Happy Birthday (Prod. Gloam)

Dedication to the legendary J Dilla, took the beat from the Welcome 2 Detroit Instrumentals vinyl, hope y'all dig it. Rest In Peace Dilla Dawg

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Dilla Dawg Is The Illest (Prod. by J Dilla)

“There’s a Horse in the Hospital” the latest and greatest rap concept album from the bonafide rap weirdo, Darko the Super. Inspired by Dr. Octagon, Darko crafted an anti establishment, anti mind wash religion, necessary for the times. Written, produced, mixed, and mastered by the Jackie Moon of U Don’t Deserve This Beautiful Art. After defeating the devil, it’s time to finish off these pork eating demon people. Don’t believe me? Then listen to this: 

“You are the craziest person. How you got a song called Greasy September? I want to brag to people that I know someone who has a song called Greasy September”. - Homeboy Sandman  

“Man, this jawn is a masterpiece. I've been rocking it all night. I feel like this album is a big step forward into the future of Darko, both on the beats and the rhymes.” - Height Keech  

“Once I went to see a poet at a bookstore. Her name was Jacqueline Waters. In a poem she said “horse will you be my mother? No, I can’t be your mother, I’m a horse”. When Evan sent me this album, that was the first thing I thought. Because horse was in the title. Horse is also a basketball variant, and a slang term for heroin in the 80’s. I was born in the 80’s. Why would a horse be in a non horse hospital? Darko doesn’t answer completely but the beats are psychedelic, echo hard and the raps are tight, sometimes distorted and on point. - Scott Thorough 

“I listened to horse in the hospital today. I think you’ve outdone yourself in every way. It’s incredibly imaginative, packed with unique moments of sound boundary pushing and memorable lines.” - ialive 

Available on lab coat white vinyl and those frisbee shaped things called CD's. In theaters everywhere November 6th, on U Don’t Deserve This Beautiful Art.

https://uddtba.bandcamp.com/album/theres-a-horse-in-the-hospital

There's a Horse in the Hospital

That's a Big Matzah Ball

Crack Smoking Donkeys from Outer Space (feat. Nosaj from New Kingdom, and Day Tripper)

Artwork by ialive

https://uddtba.bandcamp.com/album/crack-smoking-donkeys-from-outer-space

Crack Smoking Donkeys From Outer Space

Crack Smoking Donkeys From Outer Space (Remix) (feat. Nosaj from New Kingdom, and Day Tripper)

https://uddtba.bandcamp.com/album/dont-play-card-tricks-with-satan

I Wish Das Racist Were Still Together (Doc Heller Remix)

Darko the Super is the weirdo rap superstar alter ego of Evan Souza. Born in the bosom of suburbia in 1993, Darko the Super wrote his first song at the tender age of 5. A prolific mad genius on the beats and microphone, also the mastermind behind indie label, U Don’t Deserve This Beautiful Art. Darko has collaborated with the likes of Lil B, MC Paul Barman, Homeboy Sandman, Open Mike Eagle, and Mr. MFN eXquire. His favorite album of all time is “Hello Nasty” by the Beastie Boys. Darko has stated his biggest inspirations in life are Bill Hicks, Frank Zappa, and Andy Kaufman. Other influences on his style are E-40, Kool Keith, Del the Funky Homosapien and Ghostface Killah. As a producer, J Dilla, Madlib, and MF Doom have had the biggest impact on Darko’s production technique.

Darko played his first live show at a college in Lancaster, PA. He cleared out the dance floor and made $47. That was the genesis of his career as a professional musician. Shortly after, he started landing gigs and performing all over Philadelphia or anywhere that would have him, and eventually connected with independent cassette label, Already Dead Tapes in Kalamazoo, MI. Later, Darko took a bite out of New York City, linking up with collaborators Steel Tipped Dove and Harvey Cliff, who became two pivotal pieces of the U Don’t Deserve This Beautiful Art stable. Harvey Cliff became to Darko what Art Director Jeff Jank would be to Stones Throw in these formative times for everyone involved in the label.

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