She Had a Really Kick Ass by: Matt Robichaud/Jimmy Stearns
 
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Went to the bar 'round 9pm,
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Saw a girl wearin pair of jeans…
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i don't know how could she fit in'em,
cause they were tiny as hell,
and her bottom was huge,
and that gave me the perfect excuse
to go on up and say

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HEY girl you got a really kick ass
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when times get tough 
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you think you can't get past just
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bend on over let me hit that shit 
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and i promise you that you'll never forget
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cause I'm gonna pound it till the early morn
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and when we wake up I'm cookin up a storm
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theres gonna be eggs n bacey
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i gotta make you my lady x3

got home round 9pm
saw them same tiny pair of jeans
except this time in the washin' machine
spinning next to mine
while she's watchin' home shopping network
and drankin'  on a glass a wine
i cracked the tots door and i took a peek
and them little fellas, they were fast asleep
went back to the living room 
i already knew whats gonna happen soon
i turned to my wife and said…

HEY girl you got a really kick ass
when times get rough 
you think you can't get past just
bend on over let me hit that shit 
and i promise you that you'll never forget
cause I'm gonna pound it till the early morn
and when we wake up I'm cookin up a storm
theres gonna be eggs n bacey;
you still look good after having 3 babiesx3


woke up around 9pm 
now I'm old as fuck and i gotta sleep in
and now them tiny jeans that were on that kick ass 
are in the back yard 6 ft under the grass
all my little tots dun went and moved out
and this creaky old house is quite as a mouse
and even up to this day,
I walk to her grave and say..

HEY girl you had a really kick ass
when times got tough 
you thought you couldnt get past
i used to bend you over and hit that shit 
and i promised you that you'd never forget
cause I' used to pound that ass till the early morn
and when we would wake up I;d cook up a storm
BUT now there aint no more eggs and baceyx2
my bones are all old and achy……………..



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