Raw retro radio oddity mixed with modern dancehall heavy bass techno! Find yours today! Why get married? Get "The Ol' Five In One" instead! It can get you everything but good programming...and no set can do that!

The Old Five-In-One - Goatshead Theatre (Adam Tomlinson 2019

An audio environment by C. Adam Tomlinson (D.J. Hoof) of GOATSHEAD THEATRE. Created with loops and hooks from 'Karmacoma' by MASSIVE ATTACK and samples from THE GOON SHOW by BBC Radio. All sampling and remixing done by the same aforementioned goat mad bastard...

'Karmacoma' (Good Karma Massive Attack Mix) - DJ Hoof (C. Adam Tomlinson 2010)

An bizarre old school remix of the 'Fawlty Towers'  theme from the B.B.C., and an original beat created by D.J. Hoof (Adam Tomlinson) for GOATSHEAD THEATRE. Created using a WAV editor and ACOUSTICA BEATCRAFT...features the unforgettable voices of John Cleese (Cheese) and Prunella Scales!....is this a piece of your brain?

Flowery Twats (The Fawlty Towers Funk) - DJ Hoof (Adam Tomlinson 2010)

In my personal collection this is called 'The Broken Record Lounge'...it is my remix of 'Beyond The Sea' (a classic swing era number) as performed by ROYAL CROWN REVUE. The sample that intro and outro the piece are the lovely voice of Majel Barret as the computer voice on STAR TREK: The Next Generation...what would it be like if a holodeck program got a nick in it?

'Beyond The Sea' (The Holodeck 3 Mix) - ROYAL CROWN REVUE mixed by GOATSHEAD THEATRE

An original two track virtual Moog Synthesizer piece by D.J. Hoof (Adam Tomlinson) for GOATSHEAD THEATRE. All samples are otherwise generated by the standard 'text-to-speech' translator...anyone else seen a big blue box?

'Blue Box Dreamer' (intro track) - GOATSHEAD THEATRE (Adam Tomlinson)

A classic style straight hip-hop drum beat created by D.J. Hoof (Adam Tomlinson) for GOATSHEAD THEATRE in 2008. Created using Acoustica Beatcraft, nice tribal influence mixed with some old school basic thump!

Bouncer's Zero G Jam (instrumental)- D.J. Hoof (Adam Tomlinson 2008)

An autonomic feeling experience of adrenal proportions created by D.J. Hoof (Adam Tomlinson), quite by a fluke with Acoustica Beatcraft, for GOATSHEAD THEATRE in 2008. This track is under 2 minutes long yet to endure it's intensity feels like running a five minute sprint...thus an experience to be treasured by extreme music seekers everywhere...MAY BE ADDICTIVE (as I have no idea of determining if that is even possible...)

Adrenaline Addicts (aka-Race Runners) - D.J. Hoof (Adam Tomlinson 2008)

A hilarious idea of a track, basically a theatre-of-the-mind moment whn an alien teenager of some kind decides to buzz the stupid humans and promptly gets shot down! Created by D.J. Hoof (Adam Tomlinson) with Acoustica Beatcraft in 2009 for GOATSHEAD THEATRE...the subtitle 'A Teaser's Bad Luck' will strictly make sense only to fans of 'The Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy' by DOUGLAS ADAMS...watch the skies...

Trying  Global Defenses (A Teaserer's Bad Luck) - D.J. Hoof (Adam Tomlinson 2009)

An original beat created by D.J. Hoof (Adam Tomlinson) with Acoustica Beatcraft in 2009 for GOATSHEAD THEATRE, and contains verbal samples from 'Red Dwarf' a BBC sci-fi comedy cult classic. The song is dark humour and theatre-of-the-mind at it's oddest...enjoy or not, remember THERE ARE SELDOM ACTUALLY NO SOUND TO HEAR...so choose your sounds carefully!

The Sword Slingers Guild (Beware The Red Dwarf) - DJ Hoof (Adam Tomlinson 2009)

Hip Hop style track made by D.J. Hoof (Adam Tomlinson) on the DrumPad Machine app for GOATSHEAD THEATRE. Evokes in my mind an image of an army of dread-locked, guerilla revolutionaries ruining a war with huge ghetto rigged 'soundguns'. Huge 18' bass woofer mounted on ghetto blasters, wielded by deaf war vets, hacked by science into sonic weapons capable of shielded E.M.P. like bursts of sound that ruin machinery and convulse autonomics. THE FIRST SOUND GUN ARTILLERY IS BORN!

1st Soundgun Artillery (Me Sound Gun) - GOATSHEAD THEATRE 2016

An original freaksterpiece by D.J. Hoof (Adam Tomlinson) for GOATSHEAD THEATRE. It was created with the use of the DrumPad Machine app and a virtual Moog Synthesizer by ATURIA. A low and darkwave style house track, like a lysergic bathhouse of slippery concepts and biological rythyms. ENJOY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Impressing Science (Harmonic Continuim) - Goatshead Theatre (Adam Tomlinson 2016)

An original piece just recently finished this morning. Consists of a base track on the DrumPad Machine app, and an accompanying virtual Moog Synthesizer line by D.J. Hoof (Adam Tomlinson) for GOATSHEAD THEATRE 2016. The theme for an 80's style anime that never existed, use your imagination and draw that nine foot sword...slash and flee to free the skies!

The Battle Of El Anime  (Cloudships Eclipse) - Goatshead Theatre (Adam Tomlinson 2016)

An original piece mixed by D.J. Hoof (Adam Tomlinson) of GOATSHEAD THEATRE, mixed on the DrumPad Machine app and supplemented by a virtual Moog Synthesizer line. An authentic old school powerhouse EDM trip, chemical back burns and piercing brilliant leads...ENJOY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Pulmonary Rave (Pulse Racer) - Goatshead Theatre (Adam Tomlinson 2016)

An original mix of a base track created for Goatshead Theatre with the Remix Live App by D.J. Hoof (Adam Tomlinson 2017) topped with a flourish of virtual Moog Synthesizer for magical sparkling effects. Evoking magic into Sci-Fi...

Fairie Song (Atmospheric Probe) - Goatshead Theatre (Adam Tomlinson 2017)

Satyr surgically altered to resemble a human, still addicted to nymphs, wines, herbs and songs. Hornier than the day is long and as curious as the folds of night... 
CAN BE FOUND IN KIMBERLEY B.C. just follow the smell of burning herbs to Hoofundhorn Eccentrics!

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