Channel surfing to watch Kimmy Gibler, Suzanne Somers, and Bea Arthur on the ol' boob tube. 


Channel Surfing

A song title created by Holly Clifton to which we wrote the song. "We Forgot The Harpoons" will bring you into an envelope of savory warmth, then shower you with ice and snow. It'll be fun, don't worry.

We Forgot The Harpoons

Slow dance your way into a lustful relationship that will land you in jail, you piece of shit. Straight from Das Pretzels home Studio, "Paradise" will be sure to continue keeping you company inside your ear whilst you get pummeled by jail mates yearning for your freshly penned butt. 

Paradise (Demo)

You won't be able to control your throat while listening to Das Pretzel's hit "Whoa Nelly". Singing along to the enthusiastic chorus WHOA NELLYYYY YEAH will make you more of an empathetic person in your friend's eyes, and even your relatives will love you more because of it. 