Name: Video Game Movies - 09-01-16 by Dastardly Gentlemen
Duration: 45 min 18 s
Description: Frank and Neil talk about video game movies, Jason Statham, Ewe Boll, VR Fisting, and Raul Julia.

Persephone

Apollo

Djinn

Melpomene

Frank and Neil talk about video game movies, Jason Statham, Ewe Boll, VR Fisting, and Raul Julia.

Video Game Movies - 09-01-16

The Abortion

All this time
I've been thinking
What if I had not been?
What if I had become
Something right?
Last in line

At my side
Found a friend
No, she turned around again
It's no surprise
Not to me
Ransom and effigy

I can see the wisdom
I can see the wisdom
End my vital functions

My vital functions
My vital functions
I can see the wisdom

Never saw it coming
Never heard it coming
Never had it coming

Don't blame the mother
Don't blame the mother, please
Don't blame my mommy.

All these years
I've been scheming
What if I, stole it back
What if I kept attached
Shackled there
Up inside

A ruptured drum
A punctured lung
Severed umbilical

Tried and marred
Soiled and bent
Prompted that pang, again

I saw the blood, grabbed a phone
Whats it feeding on?
Felt it kick, heard it breathe
Get this thing out of me

'Woke up to find that my head was in cellophane
In a dumpster in Hoboken
"Cygnus" inscribed on a hemlock in Central Park
Adoration and praise for the hunter

I'm laying my foot in the soil, now
Maybe I'll drink
Maybe I'll thirst

Laying my foot in the dirt, now
Maybe I'll drink
Maybe I'll drink it

Waving my arms in the sunshine
Maybe I'll dry
Maybe I'll wither

Waving my arms in the sunshine
Maybe I'll grow
Maybe I'll flourish

Back in the womb
I was nay but an axiom
Brought by mitosis, and
Billions of molecules

Lept from the zygote
Life, so far ahead
Reaching for certainty
Fain to embark, but I'm dead.

I'm dead
I'm dead
I'm dead

Murder
Murder
Murderer

Murder the surgeon for me.

Saw the blood, grabbed a phone
What's it feeding on?
Metatypical pregnancy

Felt it kick, heard it breathe
Get this thing out of me
Hark, the child of the swan constellation

Let me be close to the fountain again

Let me be close.

The Abortion

Discharge

There's a hill, before the valley
Where a regent found a flail
among the statuary,
so tempestuous.

He laid an iris there,
amid the ruin of devastation.
We have assembled now
to receive you here.


We'll storm the north lands,
where the city walls depict such impudence.
Approach their forces through Aruna to Megiddo.
Into the driving spears will fall the
brazen sons of Canaan.
Unfurl this senseless end,
I will falter to my own.


In the hush of dawn
A golden disc appeared
above the mountain ridge
as though by clouds had carried it.

Some forbidden devilry,
host to winged seraph, shine.
If not by the light of day, then
what for are these beings?


I can't get my head around it,
fear the worst and scorn the naysayer.
The calm looks so inviting
as this volition rises.

I can't slip my hands around it,
steal to hurt, and hurt to sustain.
It's just a gross assertion
as this condition worsens.


Must we wed apart from trust?
I can see no virtue in it.
The house of god approaches us.
Open just enough for you.

Together we will offend none,
examine each nefarious whim.
Something in your bowels moved,
Something in your rib cage wiggled.

I'm never gonna sleep again
I'm never gonna sleep again
I'm never gonna sleep again


I can't get my head around it,
fear the worst and scorn the naysayer.
The calm looks so inviting,
as this volition rises.

I can't slip my hands around it,
steal to hurt, and hurt to sustain.
It's just a gross assertion,
as this condition worsens.


I can tell,
you've been in the mucus the whole time.
Waiting for the cell to erode
and the visceral fluid to discharge.

I can tell,
you've been in the mucus the whole time.
Waiting for the cell to erode
and the visceral fluid to discharge.

I can tell,
you've been in the mucus the whole time.
Waiting for the cell to erode
and the visceral fluid to discharge.

Discharge

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Video Game Movies - 09-01-16

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