WHAT THE FUCK IS A HOLLA OR A BACK OR A HOLLABACK

The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my cock. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their dick in a fictional sponge from a kid's show.

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U Need Disco

Songs Used:
One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful
Weezer - Buddy Holly

What Makes You Buddy Holly

Underground Hollaback Girl

I uploaded the instrumental, but here's the entire thing. (limited space on here, sucks, btw. :<)

Together We Ride Dat Booty

Puddi Boy Swag

Twerkoff Against Smithy

oh boy

gotta love workin hard for several weeks trying to make a new mashup only to make another uptown funk one at 2:30 in the morning

Everybody Funk Around

2013 mashup
image source: pixiv.net/member.php?id=65404

Wario's Bizarre Adventure

Just realised I didn't post this here. Does what it says on the box

All Star but sung to the tune of the Seinfeld theme

ALright here's the real let's pretend I didn't just release That last abomination end my suffering
Edit: video up https://youtu.be/8mqbpAaVBUw
Edit: alright 1k plays, I guess this is my legacy.
In Order of Appearance
Adrenaline by TrySail
Dance, Dance by Fallout boy
Lord of the Game by Death Grips ft. Mexican Girl
Walking on The Sun by Smash Mouth
Die Young by Ke$ha
Rats Mixtape by Jerma
Breakdance Beach by Hail Mary Mallon
Accidentally in Love by Counting Crows
The Real Slim Shady by Eminem
Aozora no Rhapsody by fhána

The ICU Finale

The Shape Of You Gives You Hell

pitbull cursed the waste down in atlantis

the most cursed africa toto mashup

Based off all of the memes.

Sources:

The Backyardigans theme song
Earth - Lil Dicky

We've got the whole wide world in our yard

Maybe there are bigger issues in the world, but I actually care about the fate of Hentai Haven and it's kinda messed up what happened to the owner/creator. Whether or not Fakku turns it into a paid thing or not, they basically kicked the guy out of his own site and called it a "partnership". It seems obvious they're just trying to become a monopoly by eliminating the competition. Anyways, I'm really more of a doujinshi guy myself, but I have fond memories of memeing on Hentai Haven with friends and it seems the creator was hardly in it for the fame or glory, he just wanted to build a community and a place to help people with their... interests. I hope he somehow gets the site back.

the songs are:
Zone-Tan - 'I'd Like To Teach The World To Fap'
S3RL - 'MTC'
Porter Robinson - 'Goodbye to a World'

Goodbye Hentai Haven (again)

IF you squint your eyes and turn your head, both songs are technically about almost the same thing. maybe??

THEM SAURCES:
The Killers - Mr. Brightside
Shaggy - It Wasn’t Me
DUNKACCINO

original music not by me, only the mashup :)

Underground Hollaback Girl

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