Lover's Cross (Jim Croce Cover)

I've got a tazer and if that shocks you, I don't give a damn

Free

this song is about the love of my life who i have more and more feelings for every day, for 329 days now.

G, E
My man is 6 foot 2
Hes got long legs and wears a size 12 shoe
C, G, E
His 2 feet hang one foot off of his queen size bed and I 
Would die
For him 

My man's got bright, blue eyes 
That disappear when I make him smile
2 pupils are one window to his splendid soul and I
Would die
For him 

Am Em
But I live for the way
He makes me fly every day
Am, G, D
He makes me laugh, he lifts me to the sky
He makes me cherish every moment of this life
C, C7, G, G7
And I
Would die
For him 

My man likes whiskey he likes beer
I like to whisper sweet things in his ears
2 glasses and one bottle and were drunk in love and I
Would die 
For him


My man, he calls me every night
When we're together he holds me so tight 
2 hands are mine to hold and my one heart never gets cold 
And I 
Would die 
For him 

Am, Em
But i live, live for the way
He says my name, says my name 

I heard his call, and then I came
To meet my match, my twin flame


My man he fell into my life
And subsequently made me his wife
2 people and one love to last a lifetime 
And I 
Would die
For him


For Him

I wake up about half past six today
Put on a pot of coffee, breakfast and wipe my tears away
Its 730 and I'm looking for a job on line
They say that "nO oNE wAnTs tO work" it shouldn't be that hard to find 
Oh
Put on the noon time news and there's a number on the screen
2000 more people have died when there's a vaccine
Oh 
They scream "my body my choice" except when it comes to women's health
I guess we'll burn in hell 

We're living in a global crisis
We thought it would be over by now
But we're living in a global crisis
And all we do is argue about how
About how 

In 1963 my grandmother was my age
Raising 2 beautiful children on just her husband's wage
Its 2021 and I can't even dream about 
Bringing a kid into the world so full of fire and drought 
The earth is melting and its burning at the same damn fucking time
No place to raise a family even if we had an extra dime
Oh 
They tell me that I'm lazy and I should just move along
Well what's the point at all 

If we're living in a global crisis
We thought it would be over by now
But we're still in a global crisis
And all we do is argue about how
About how

Global Crisis

Fill up a bag and walk out the store with stolen stuff
You say the cameras are probably just fake so, who gives a fuck?
Well you know full well that theyve got one hell of a loss prevention
Seniorita, youre a cheater, and you'll get caught.

You wanna roll with a w******™ shopping cart
And fill it up
But you know theres no such thing as free lunch
To the bakery, where you took the cookies say goodbye.
To the wine and the beer, all the aisles in here, say goodbye.

And one day he caught you, bag full of makeup, and candy bars :/
You paid a fine and he took your picture in which you smiled :D
Now you know damn well that they've got a hell of a loss prevention
Oh T******, you're a cheater and you lost your job. :'(

You wanna roll with a w******™ shopping cart 
And fill it up
But you know theres no such thing as free lunch
To the deli, where you stole salami say goodbye.
To the wine and the beer, all the aisles in here, say goodbye.

I wanna roll with a w******™ shopping cart 
And fill it up 
But if I take my theiving ass there, they're gonna call the cops
To the fancy ass cheese, gorgonzola and brie, say goodbye
To the lobsters and crabs, all the organic crap, say goodbye

Oh, Danny W*****, wont you let a bitch come back?
I promise not to snack.
Well i cannot promise that...
I'm a k l e p t o m a n i a c.

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