I didn't post these shit songs to get my ego stroked; if you're thinking something, I expect you to be honest and post it, hopefully at least in a somewhat constructive way. My vaginal walls are thick, so give it to me straight.

Keep in mind, these are DEMOS... my intent here is just to put them out into the collective unconscious and hopefully some good comes of them down the road.

Even the cover songs are pretty rough, (the first 2 only) but they're still better than dubstep.

Recorded in every glamorous “studio” from T.O. to L.A. (IE the back of my semi to the front of the living room.) I didn’t have enough time to do anything with them, and some of them kinda suck... but...
That’s just the way she blows...*doo doo dump chi*

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D-Sides | Love, Hate & Space Songs (2012)

there's a spot out on the prairie
where the coyotes love to roam
around a little old log shack I'd like to call my home
I love to sit and listen while I how at the yellow moon
beside a little old log shack I'd like to call my home

where the coyotes howlin'
the lonesome malady
the wonder around my little home
The moon shines bright on my little old shack tonight
a little old log shanty on a claim

my shack's my only fortune
I'm as happy as you are
I can sing and yodel and strum this old guitar
the meadowlarks are singing out where the doggies roam
around a little old log shack
I'll always call my home

where the coyotes howling'
the lonesome ma'lady
the wonder around my little home
the moon shines bright on my little old log shack tonight
little old log shanty on a claim

years ago I had a sweetheart
the joy of my life
one night I asked her best I could
if she would be my wife
we'd have the sweetest honeymoon 
where we could be alone
in a little old log shack 
we could always call our home

(solo)

that night we set to driving out to our home to be
she said she was never happy unless she was alone with me
but when she saw my paradise she seemed to take a fright
and all at once she gave a scream, "I could never be your wife"
cause you haven't got electric lights
you'll have to live alone 
is this the little old log shack you want me to call my home?
I never seen her since that night she gave me back the ring
it went straight into the fire, I started to sing

where the coyotes howlin'
the lonesome ma'lady
the wonder around my little home
the moon shines bright on my little old log shack tonight
a little old log shanty on a claim

I'd like to think you never hurt my feelings when you left
for I'm a happy camper out where the doggies drift
at night I lye and listen to that coyote mingle tone
around a little old log shack 
I'll always call my home

the moon shines bright on my little old log shack tonight
a little old log shanty on a claim

Original Lyrics by Wilf Carter, 1939
Revised Lyrics by David Noel, 2012

D-Sides - 01 Little Old Log Shack Cover (Wilf Carter, 1938)

though the river flows 
gently to the sea 
he was on the shore 
rooted like a tree 
she was here and there 
riding on the waves 
but through it all she heard his call 
gave it all she gave. 
      
and though their love was hangin' on a limb 
she taught him how to dance and start again 
and though their love was hangin' on a limb 
she taught him how to dance. 
      
when the melody 
through the window called 
it echoed in the courtyard 
and whispered in the halls 
he played it through the night 
she knew he had to go 
there was something about freedom 
he thought he didn't know. 
      
and though their love was hangin' on a limb 
he taught her how to dance and start again 
and though their love was hangin' on a limb 
she taught him how to dance. 
      
though the river flows
gently to the sea 
he's still on the shore 
rooted like a tree 
she is here and there 
riding on the waves 
through it all she heard his call 
and gave it all she gave. 
      
and though their love is hangin' on a limb 
she taught him how to dance and start again

original lyrics by Neil Young
revised lyrics by Dave Noel

D-Sides - 02 Hangin' On A Limb Cover (Neil Young, 1989)

I had this job, it kind of sucked
life in Alberta, it’s pretty rough
if you’re not with them
you’re out of luck
so hit the oilfield - and buy a truck

our incomes are wasted
on nose jobs and facelifts
it’s kind of hard to keep your head, out west

chase that money, forget you’re stuck
there’s so much more here 
than getting fucked
go get some cocaine to fix that rust
suck your own dick don’t 
be a slut

our tax dollars wasted
on credit card payments
it’s pretty hard to keep your head, 
out west

live in their truck, I’m getting fat
dining on assholes, a major stack
my trainer Pierre Martin
the trucker cliché
he was a french man thin
he’s making us drive really slow
through small towns and school zones
stop being a creepy, greedy old man
just drive the truck!

a sour well site, we’re all alone
I turned my back and bob was prone
to playing tricks, I surely hope
this cloud of nitrogen must be a fat man joke
400 pound biker, passed out behind my trailer
go find a bar, and dial stars, I shit a brick.
(at Union Carbide) 

location unknown, upwind with my cell-phone
he gets up, cowboy didn’t know I cared so much
but that’s just Direct Transport
some jobs are like toilet paper
you keep it long enough to wipe your rear
and it’s not hard to wipe your ass, out west

Temptations massage, let’s give ‘em a call
ask for some takeout of sleazy bar
New City Suburbs they had to move 
their bouncers’ haircut
their reputation bruised
cash dollars hazy
this Edmonton oil plagues me
It’s kinda hard to keep your head, out west

D-Sides - 03 Out West (Original Direct Transport Bitter Mix)

I’m so happy, you’re alive and well,  Pretty ok, 
now I know why you tried to leave us , for a minute
You’re a poet, who’s has nothing , left to right
Now some reasons I adore you - so you might

Be the purpose you’ve been looking for,  All the life

Bleach blonde hair it’s going out of style, cause you’re too smart, 
For your own good, but you don’t know it 
It wouldn’t be so hard to tell you straight, If I  was insane,
I wouldn’t notice all the reasons you can

Be the purpose you’ve been looking for , All the life

This bleeding heart’s a little cliché, yea I know like  
Why we couldn’t, back in the day
I held that wall up all night for just one
Dance to stairway

You were the perfect constellation, in our skies

The ice is melting from Mars to Venus,  Your blue eyes 
are way too German, my heart’s in Jupiter , We’ll pass notes 
Through the vacuum, unassumingly , A trophy wife, 
really could have been the one for me, if I had

Been the purpose I was looking for, all the life
 
An even tempo for a story
Now that we can’t say we’re sorry
Will you, stay with us, forever?
Help us, remember

D-Sides - 04 All The Life Demo (Emo-Dance Fusion Experiment), 2012

step aside around us
walk into the cane
it has been decided 
who you are - to blame

what we have discovered
is our true eternal rage

walking home at midnight
put it all to shame
everlasting mercy
what you thought - you'd gain

What we have before us
is our true eternal rage

those who know the future
those who know the reign
picking up the pieces
set on fire again

D-Sides - 05 Eternal Rage Demo, 2012

I'm waiting a long time
waiting a long
to come to my senses
I am indifferent
we are the reason this time

ever after it won't seem the same to be
all the change in the world never set you free
so go fuck yourself

In our time there's siegfried lines
of ages in kind
a revelation
revolution this time

I never wanted you to 
it's all in our heads
go fuck yourself

ever after it won't seem the same to be
and all the change in the world
never set you free
so go fuck yourself.

D-Sides - 06 This Time (Go Fuck Yourself) Demo, 2011

I love you the sky is blue
Not how it goes
Fake smiles and moonlit mile
I will remember you

Days that we had
Not the ones we gave away

Fancy free you and me
Drinking on the job
Empty skies and cheaper lives
You will remember me

Days that we had 
Not the nights we gave away

D-Sides - 07 Remember You Demo, 2009

D-Sides - 08 VasectoME! Demo (w-S. Savard), 2006

D-Sides - 09 The Cosmonaut's Dream (Universal Declaration Of Independence), 2009.mp3

D-Sides - 10 Highfalutin' (Beat for my future Nerdcore Hip-Hop Song) 2006

D-Sides - 11 The Mainstream Sucks! v 3.0 (Pep Rally Mix) 2006

D-Sides - 12 Happiness v2.0, 2006

D-Sides - 13 Undone Demo, 2006

D-Sides - 14 2/3 Ain't Bad (Cut from frΩage) 2006

figure out yourself
figure out what I should want to be before I grow up

in this fucked up world we live in
we can get ahead by dressing up like 
preppy asshole motherfucker thugs who think their shit don't stink
*cough*

AWOL wouldn't use it so had to
It's a good line, I had to!

figure I should walk like you 
talk like you and act like I'm a slut like you 
walk like you, talk like you
pretend but I'm just not like you

It's not the preppy boots or ceaesar cuts 
that make me hate your apathy
violence and deceit that fills your lives

AWOL wouldn't use it so had to
It's a good line, I had to!

figure I should walk like you 
talk like you and act like I belong like you 
walk like you, talk like you
pretend but I'm just not like you

every single chotch I know has so much more potential
like mitch the bitch or shauna's bro (Cory Turner)
Lauren Johnson, what a show

Who am I talking about
there's a lot of other people with names like that

I just had to say it
mitch will never queef it

so don't become a chotch.

D-Sides - 15 Don't Become A Chotch (Whiney Emo Version) 2006

D-Sides - 16 Rockabilly Hipster (Who am I to Judge?) 2006

D-Sides - 17 Second Hand Blues (FrΩage cut, re- Leanne) 2006

D-Sides - 19 Conformation Factor, 2001

D-Sides - 20 Silver Dollar, 2000

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