A short instrumental I recorded to teach myself how to use Logic Pro X, "Three Cheers for Fungus" has a melody that occurred to me while I was being raped by a radioactive donkey.

Three Cheers for Fungus!

There was a key sown into the seam
Of a broken doll
Which made her way down a crooked stream
Toward a waterfall
And near the pool where she finally fell,
There lay a ring of stones
That surrounded a silken shroud
Containing just one bone.

Is it now somewhere?
Am I somewhere now?

There were two crows pecking at the knot
Of a gallows rope,
Above the corpse of the astronaut
Swinging to and fro.
And in his mouth was a secret tooth
That he'd brought back from space;
All those years, the explosive proof
Was right behind his face

Is it now somewhere?
Am I somewhere now?

Is it now somewhere?
Am I somewhere now?

He understood when his mother sighed;
He read her heartbeat’s tone.
But her dreams, like a clockwork tide
Taught him he was alone.

Dave Starns

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