great fun listen, but did I miss attention to the amazing 'hark' speech?

Sneaky Masturbator is the name of my new punk band

My GF and I went to The Lighthouse and then immediately after did a pallet cleanse with Jojo Rabbit XD

Tom and Dave discuss the paradox of how a movie can be highly praised by fans and yet so, so terrible. (SPOILERS FOR THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX)

We Just Watched... The Cloverfield Paradox

An exhausted Tom and Dave watch The Nun, a film about an elderly lady choking people in Halloween makeup.

We Just Watched... The Nun

Teamed with their trusty Adam Ganser, our heroes absolutely delight in the stupid fun that is Shane Black's new Predator film.

We Just Watched... The Predator (With Adam Ganser)

SPOILER WARNING!!! Our heroes sit down with the extremely funny Macaulay Culkin, actor/podcaster/president of Bunnyears.com, to discuss (and debate) the long-awaited finale to The Avengers! Come join us and also SPOILERS YOU GUYS!!!

We Just Watched... Avengers: Endgame (With Macaulay Culkin)(SPOILERS!)

Our heroes joyously discuss one of the funniest movies of the year.

We Just Watched... Midsommar

Thanks to one sadistic Patreon subscriber, our heroes choose the film they watch off the result of a coin flip. It goes as well as it can be expected.

We Just Watched... Judge Dredd

WHERE WE'RE GOING WE DON'T NEED EYES TO SEE

We Just Watched... Cats

The saga of live-action Highlander films comes to a chilling conclusion with what could be the worst movie of the series, starring Who Gives A Shit and Please Make It Stop. Special thanks to Patreon producer James Raney for making it all happen!

Princes Of The Universe - 05 - Highlander: The Source

With Tom away, Dave is joined by the notorious Adam Ganser and things get very weird - not unlike the movie they are reviewing. 

Additional spoilers for Ex Machina and The Witch.

We Just Watched... The Lighthouse (With Adam Ganser)

Our heroes get around to a simply amazing horror film.

We Just Watched... Color Out Of Space

This one takes us to the unfortunate year of 1990 and the world of made-for-TV movies as Michael and Abe tackle the 3-hour two-part miniseries “It.” The king beans haven’t gotten to check in with each other for a while and this episode starts with a selfish catching up of each others’ lives and reminiscing about our past. Just like It, except for the bludgeoning and ripping asunder of a trans-universal spider and the coming-of-age orgies. Let’s see where they stack this one in the films reviewed so far!

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We Just Watched... The Lighthouse (With Adam Ganser)

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