David Cross - Shut Up, You Fucking Baby!

Some of these horror shorts are just amazing and these are the ones that keep you up at night. 

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk-aCENv4cQ

Read along! The story can be found here: http://sixpenceeestories.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=468

College Roommates by Zangeese

Shut Up, You Fucking Baby!

Lunch With Frankenstein

You Go, Girl!

Phone Call From A Cranky Terrorist

Sex On The Internet!?

Austin Powers Saying Yeah, Baby!

M.J. Orz allowed me to tell a few tales for this Creepypasta Storytime! His new book of horror shorts is Available NOW! Get your copy while it's free! 

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Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.amazon.com/Dont-Kill-Pretty-One-M-J-ebook/dp/B01CYZUDLO/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

Sweet Dreams by M.J. Orz

Elon Musk* calls in to recruit us into his Star Child program. Then we're joined by Shuja Haider to go through all of Jordan B. Peterson's 12 Rules for Life.

*(James Adomian)

Shuja's article in viewpoint: https://www.viewpointmag.com/2018/01/23/postmodernism-not-take-place-jordan-petersons-12-rules-life/

Tix Still Available in San Francisco 

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Chapo Trap House

Episode 194 - F*ck 12 feat. Shuja Haider and Elon Musk (3/18/18)

Warning! Warning!

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Phone Call From A Cranky Terrorist

David Cross

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