Hey baby!
My name is Skip,  won't you come on a trip?
Why don't you and cutie #2 come hop in my whip?
We rollin out, destinations unknown
We keep it groovy with doobies, we drink a lot of Patron

Anywhere you go babygirl, that's where you at and
I don't care if you skinny, don't give a fuck if you fat
The only thing I give a shit about is bootys moving
So give it to me honey, keep it sexy and smooth then

They think it's funny, man this shit ain't a joke
I wake every single day sober, horny, hungover, and broke
I walk around, I try to find me a smoke
I check my phone and holy shit it seems I got me a show

Went to the station, and I ain't got much gas
I seen a cutie with a booty while I'm looking over my dash
I walked on up on her, spit some game and she blushed
She filled my tank, bought me a drink, yeah I could tell she had a crush

I said, "I got a show tonight that somethin you to do?" 
She said, "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I get off work at 2."
I said, "That's cool, gimme them digits I need!"
And then with a big old grin I pulled my pen and let her hit the weed

I got real bored and up the highway I go
To this house party man...there's 50 cars up in there bro!
I walked inside and man I could not believe
This lil sensation from the station's there and she lookin for me!
I said, "hey girl whassup, it don't start til 6!"
So said, "I know.", Then she told me that she'd heard about the Skip.
So the rest of the day we got acquainted and chilled.
In time for the show, she was up in that first row, man

Then I came to get it
I asked her "What's up with it!?"
She let me hit it,
Even if she don't admit it
Then she called her friends Cherry and and Anna and the banana they did split it
And on the level the devil was in these bitches they was sinnin

Don't fuck with rubbers or junkies or undercover cops,  if you discovered you a fuckin opp and you will be ejected off the rooftop on your face
The party's gonna jump
We dropping that bass and we dumping that thump...
We party every day, this shit is a skill
That I honed all on my own in quantities that could kill 
And that's why every single time, at 4:20 on the dime, we take the muscle out the hustle and we roll up and ride

Y'all like this beat man? This shit made me dance
Matter of fact, I got this motha fucker right here imported from France
My name is Skip, and you should know that by now
I got the game to take your dame, and then I'll show your ass how

Dump that Thump

What a time just  to be alive...
I've got a buzz on like all of the bees in the hive...
I'm passing all the homies and I'm giving them fives...
I work it like I do I'm spitting lyrics that jive...

Paint a little  picture, yeah these words be art...
And it don't matter what I'm saying because it comes from the heart...
Giving you the whole thing and not just the part...
Flow so dangerous it hit you like a poisonous dart...

You looking at a brother that ain't even hit his prime...
These bitches tryin to fuck I got to tell them get in line...
Because they know the Skip he only spit the illest rhymes...
And I'm too legitimate to ever think I could resign...

I eat the pussy so good up the fucking walls they climb...
Top of the mountain cum like a a fountain every fuckin time...
These other fuckers faulty, they salty like they soaking in a brine...
You can tell them, but they Helen Keller they deaf and dumb and blind

Cuz I'm immune to The Thirst...
and I feel like I'm cursed...
cuz I never come in anything that isn't first ...
unless you're wearing fishnets and a skirt...
Then baby girl you'd better know that that order's always reversed...

Don't get the picture cuz they camera's broke...
I laugh at shit that isn't funny cuz my life is a joke...
I'm not the type of cat that you want to provoke...
Cuz I be witty, come to your city, give your kitty a poke...


The stupid shit you saying, man that shit ain't rich...
You act like shit be sweet, and that ain't the sitch...
I grew up in the streets and I will hit the switch ..
I'm put a snitch on a ditch and then go shack up with his bitch...

I open up my mouth and suddenly your girl is mine
And every word that's rolling off my silver tongue is fine
Knocked on my door wearing nothing but a smile, So I fucked her and her friend, That's how you shift a pair of dimes

Walk away, man you ain't got no crown
Talking bout you the best, you the king, you the G.O.A.T. ?
Listen kid, you just bleatin, I'm repeatin you a clown
Ain't no hassle in my castle got these naked bitches swimming in my moat
It's in my genes, I was born a king
Ain't no crown you be carrying yet
You just dancing around while I be pullin the strings like you a marionette
Do I be scaring you yet?
Bitch I'm as cold as it get

Don't you ever forget
Unlike anyone else you have met
Stayin fly like a jet
Aint even breakin a sweat
Getting all the girlies in the party wet
Skip he be a serious threat

Hey motherfucker lemme be clear
Not a single part of me, not either one of my ears
Have a care i reckon, not a spare second to be beckoned to hear
Another word or your sermon I fear, why you always squirm when I'm near?
Always been permanent here,
Turning the gears and
Handling the candle burning at the top and bottom for years, You can't compare me to nobody I ain't got no fuckin peers

Hard to swallow with my name all up in your mouth
Trust and believe me that I know what the fuck I be speaking about
Fuck the clout
got bitches in each district 
East, West, North and the South
And I be famous for fuckin your favorite dame in the mouth

David Hafley DJSkipBeats