DISCLAIMER: I do not own this. I can't mix this sort of wizard mastery. It was forged by dragon breath on the tip of the Throat Of The World, and carried down the Seven Thousand Steps straight into High Hrothgar, where it was diligently transcribed by Ysgramor himself, as the last glistening light of the dragons of old. It fell into the hands of three young men eons later, and as these men drank from the White Phial, they were bestowed unrivaled power in the game of Beer Pong, wrapping glowsticks in Chipotle-like packaging, and pulling all-nighters. The White Phial has been buried since their departure to new lands, but will one day be unearthed to carry on the legend of "Casa de Cazzo".

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