All Of Dad Egbert Tracks + Duel In Rave Week

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/dat-dreem-dafeendear
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/cymancyan
Story By: RAGNAMALAMITY#8235
Character Subbed By: https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup

[ >> ...Indeed, baking one hell of a cake. A lot of things are weighing on him right now, but none of them are bad. Sure, he lost. But he lost to someone that did their best, even if what their best normally is... isn't exactly a good thing. ]

[ >> He fought well, and that's all that really matters - at least to him. ]

[ >> As he goes about his baking, he can't help but hum something to himself. And it's exactly what you think it is...]

2nd Place - Dad Egbert. THE TOP FAN FAVORITE OF THE TOURNAMENT. WITH AN ENTIRE CULT RIDING OFF OF HIM AT ONE POINT AS WELL. AFTER SWEEPING LOSERS BRACKET, EGBERT'S RUNNER UP PLACEMENT IS MOST DEFINITELY DESERVED.(Average Percentage - 56.58%)

Round 1 - For some reason, Dad Egbert gets knocked to losers by an unspeakable and unidentified entity (51.5% - 48.5%)

Losers Round 1 - Dad Egbert sends Gooseworx her first 0-2 in a surprisingly close match. It seems Gooseworx would never recover  (53.6% - 46.4%)

Losers Round 2 - Oh fuck, in a rather predictable match, Dad Egbert crushes the big lad Kulche. (72.9% - 27.1%)

Losers Round 3 - Dad shows Etroup who really makes the rules with a rather big win, however Etroup didn't go down without a fight. (61.8% - 38.2%)

Losers Finals - Dad triumphs over New York Pizza and Miles' new and dangerous form, returning him to normal. After bonding with the teenager, he moves on to grand finals, and his final showdown. (55.3% - 44.7%)

Grand Finals - In a climatic final showdown, Dad Egbert finally falls to the force of Plankton, the Homestuck was finally fought. (52.6% - 47.4%)

Sources Used:
Homestuck the Musical Act 1 - Showtime (Homestuck)
Showtime (Original Mix) (Homestuck)
You Killed My Father (Prepare To Die) (Homestuck/Dads)
Kylee Henke - You Can't Fight the Homestuck! (Homestuck)
umbracabre - John Egbert VS Ness (Homestuck)
Octopimp - Like A Huss (Homestuck)
Queen - We Will Rock You (Boomer Rock)
Europe- The Final Countdown (Boomer Rock)
Biff Chitlins - I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa (Dads)
Kawai Sprite - Dad Battle (Dads)
Dan Russell - I Prefer All My Food Fried (Dads)
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STAAAY FUNNNNNNNNNNY!!!!!

2nd Place - Proud Of You

Who could that non-descript white male be? Why, it's DAD EGBERT! His son is great and all, but we can't forget the man who's responsible for his existence! With a pipe in his hand, a well tailored suit, and a stern, fatherly complexion, baking skills aren't ALL he needs to win this test of skill!

SOURCE LIST

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap not by Toby Fox (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

NOTE: This mashup was automated by RaveDJ bot. The song picking was selected by Sinking Sailor with the art made by Etroup. Stay Funny!

Dance Of Grandpas

Who could that non-descript white male be? Why, it's DAD EGBERT! His son is great and all, but we can't forget the man who's responsible for his existence! With a pipe in his hand, a well tailored suit, and a stern, fatherly complexion, baking skills aren't ALL he needs to win this test of skill!

SOURCE LIST

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap not by Toby Fox (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

NOTE: This mashup was automated by RaveDJ bot. The song picking was selected by Diavolo with the art made by Etroup. Stay Funny!

Dr. Filth

SPAWNY: Bw-Bwah bwah bwah bwah! Bw-Bwah Bwah! (H-hey Mister, I'm not really sure who you are, but good luck! I'll try m-my best!)

DAD EGBERT: HELLO NOT REALLY SURE WHO YOU ARE BUT GOOD LUCK, I'M DAD.

https://forms.gle/81aTZ9sv9KufsMTr8

Spawny Sources

-Songs from/featuring the Rabbids games (Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle, Rabbids Land, etc

-songs by Grand Kirkhope (excluding DK games) (Banjo-Kazooie, Banjo Tooie, Perfect Dark)

-songs from tactical RPGs (Final Fantasy Tactics, Fire Emblem, Valkryia Chronicles, etc)

Dad Egbert sources

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap not by Toby Fox (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

NOTE: This mashup was automated by RaveDJ bot. The song picking was selected by Diavolo with Spwany's art made by 5Kids, Dad Egbert's art is made by Etroup, and the VS. Battle edit made by Crimson. Stay Funny!

Lost In The Midnight Crew

Who could that non-descript white male be? Why, it's DAD EGBERT! His son is great and all, but we can't forget the man who's responsible for his existence! With a pipe in his hand, a well tailored suit, and a stern, fatherly complexion, baking skills aren't ALL he needs to win this test of skill!

SOURCE LIST

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap not by Toby Fox (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

NOTE: This mashup was automated by RaveDJ bot. The song picking was selected by CosmicKirbster with the art made by Etroup. Stay Funny!

Rusty Dog

Who could that non-descript white male be? Why, it's DAD EGBERT! His son is great and all, but we can't forget the man who's responsible for his existence! With a pipe in his hand, a well tailored suit, and a stern, fatherly complexion, baking skills aren't ALL he needs to win this test of skill!

SOURCE LIST

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap not by Toby Fox (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

NOTE: This is an ORIGINAL ARRANGEMENT CREATED BY ETROUP. THE ART IS ALSO MADE BY ETROUP!

STAY FUNnnny...

BL1ND JUST1C3

DAD EGBERT: YOUR MUSIC HURTS MY EARS. PLEASE SWITCH THE CHANNEL ON THE RADIO.
RHYTHM MASTERS (Don-Chan): No can do da-don! You just gotta get in the groove!

The Rhythm Masters from King For Another have invaded Rave Week. Dad Egbert takes up the challenge, despite just getting in a crossover fight!

This track was made in the rave.dj bot, being automated by Wazzuper25, Dad Egbert's art is made by Etroup, with Rhythm Masters' art being made by Dr. Awesome. KFAD is owned by Siivagunner!

Biophosphoradelecrystal on Track

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/megalolazing
"Art" By: https://soundcloud.com/crimson-chin-funny-jojoke

STOOL: Ok guys so this had to happen. Like come on, TWO homestuck reps NOT fighting each other? Unbelievable!

DAD EGBERT: laugh at my joke. please.
FOX AND FOXX (Toby): you were a mistake, i hate homestuck now.

Stay Funny!

I'm Not Your Daddy, But I'm Doing Your Mom

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/toothnt_the_second
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids (Gooseworx) https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup (Dad Egbert)

GOOSEWORX: "Not the talkative type huh. Understandable..."
DAD EGBERT: "..."
GOOSEWORX: "..."
DAD EGBERT: "OK. SO GET THIS. WHY DID THE GOOSE CROSS THE ROAD? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. HA. HA. HA.

https://forms.gle/aHhrAanQ29hz2KTH7

GOOSEWORX SOURCE LIST:

- Songs from her discography
(Blackhole Blitz, Waltz of the Meatball Man, Helluva Boss ost)

- Songs she used for remixes
(The World Revolving, Danganronpa)

- Songs from similar music artists (suggested by DiamondBrickZ)
(SayMaxWell, Silentroom)

- Songs in the Nerdcore genre (NO OVERLAP) (Build Our Machine, Basics In Behavior, Cuphead Rap)

DAD EGBERT SOURCE LIST:

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap not by Toby Fox (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

Stay Funny!

EWW RUSTY MEATBALLS!

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: @e-twoup

Who could that non-descript white male be? Why, it's DAD EGBERT! His son is great and all, but we can't forget the man who's responsible for his existence! With a pipe in his hand, a well tailored suit, and a stern, fatherly complexion, baking skills aren't ALL he needs to win this test of skill!

SOURCE LIST

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap not by Toby Fox (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your Daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

Sources
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 Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It (Dads)
 Karkalicious Definition (Homestuck)
 I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa (Dads)
 You Can't Fight The Homestuck (Homestuck)
Queen - Another One Bites The Dust (Boomer Rock)
Daniel UK Text To Speech (Based Off of Sexy Grandpa Time TTS. Dads)
 Europe - The Final Countdown (Boomer Rock)
Homestuck - Sunslammer (Homestuck)
 Denzel Curry - RICKY (Dads due to "My Daddy Said." Rest of song is Offsource)
 Lemon Demon - Two Trucks (Offsource)
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Stay Funny!

JOHN PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR MUSIC. IT'S GRATING.

NOTE: The Kulche track that was supposed to go up constantly got taken down by SC, and we did literally everything we could to try to put it up. Here is the link if you would like to hear it https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ppx1qgD7zf9iYwAdH6B6O3-qzjn8FXOE/view?usp=sharing
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Track By: https://soundcloud.com/green-of-rain
Art By: @e-twoup (Dad Egbert And Kulche)

DAD EGBERT: YOUR SIZE IS QUITE HUMOROUS (but really, you should get on a diet.)
KULCHE: *Kulche starts rolling at a very fast speed towards Dad Egbert.*

https://forms.gle/9Ec7Akp9zfr91o977

DAD EGBERT SOURCE LIST:

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap not by Toby Fox 
(CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music 
(Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads 
(I’m not your Daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

KULCHE SOURCE LIST:

- Songs from the Loco Roco series
(Bu Bu Prouche, Kuttetekaruna, Dahdi Dado Da)

- Songs from Playstation rhythm games, or Playstation games heavily involving music
(Parappa The Rapper, Vib Ribbon, Patapon, etc)

- Songs from PSP games released in 2005-2010
(Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops, Jak and Daxter The Lost Frontier, Grand Theft Auto China Town Wars, etc)

- Songs related to Rolling (Air Raid Vehicle, Katamari Damacy, Super Monkey Ball)

Songs Used:
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Dad Egbert:
I'm not your Daddy, I'm your Grandpa - Biff Chitlins (Dads)
Hotel California - Eagles  (Boomer Rock)
Just the Two of Us - Will Smith  (Dads)
Hey Jude - The Beatles  (Boomer Rock)
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Kulche:
Rollin' - Limp Bizkit  (Rolling)
Bathroom Rap - Parappa the Rapper  (PS Rhythm Games)
Katamari Nah-Nah - Katamari Damaci (PS Music Games)
Noodles Can't Be Beat - Parappa the Rapper 2  (PS Rhythm Games)
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Stay Funny!

Bathroomer Rap

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/misterjama
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup

Who could that non-descript white male be? Why, it's DAD EGBERT! His son is great and all, but we can't forget the man who's responsible for his existence! With a pipe in his hand, a well tailored suit, and a stern, fatherly complexion, baking skills aren't ALL he needs to win this test of skill!

SOURCE LIST

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap not by Toby Fox (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your Daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

Sources Used:

 Homestuck - Hate You (Homestuck)
 Queen - We Will Rock You (Boomer Rock)
 Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock (Boomer Rock)
 Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Boomer Rock)
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Stay Funny!

HATE THE QUEEN

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/bri-pm
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup (Dad Egbert) https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids (Etroup)

DAD EGBERT: SORRY KITTY. YOUR NINE LIVES ARE ABOUT TO RUN OUT. I'M GOING TO DO PURRFECT AGAINST YOU. HAHA.

ETROUP (Shades): Maybe so, but that doesn't take away the fact that you've never made anyone laugh.

https://forms.gle/Bwhi3np4xeSDmbeP9

DAD EGBERT SOURCE LIST:

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap not by Toby Fox (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your Daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)
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ETROUP SOURCE LIST:

- Jazz Cat's kfad arrangements (By Fire, Jazz On Mars, World Map, etc)

- Rat related music (as per etroup's request) (Fat Rat music, We're the Rats, etc)

- Songs relating to Cats (Nyan Cat, Whats New Pussycat, The Lion Sleeps Tonight, etc)

- Twitch related music (Brain Power, Never Dance Again, etc)
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Sources Used:
Etroup:
Roc the Dilettante - Nyan Cat [Jazz Cats Cover] (Jazz Cats Arrangements, Cats)
TheFatRat - Unity (Rats)
Mario Paint - Cat SFX (Cats)
Garfield - Cool Cat (Cats)
Fernanfloo/TheFatRat - Rap de Fernanfloo (Rats)

Dad Egbert:
Homestuck - Black (Homestuck)
The Beatles - Hey Jude (Boomer Rock)
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Boomer Rock)
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Dads)
Kylee Henke - You Can't Fight The Homestuck (Homestuck)
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Stay Funny!

Hey, Etroup!

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/dat-dreem-dafeendear
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/9tailed

Who could that non-descript white male be? Why, it's DAD EGBERT! His son is great and all, but we can't forget the man who's responsible for his existence! With a pipe in his hand, a well tailored suit, and a stern, fatherly complexion, baking skills aren't ALL he needs to win this test of skill!

SOURCE LIST

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your Daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

Sources Used:
 Queen - We Will Rock You (Boomer Rock)
 Kylee Henke - You Can't Fight the Homestuck! (Homestuck)
 Octopimp - Like A Huss (Homestuck)
 Joren de Bruin - Time On My Side (Homestuck)
 Svix - Havoc (Homestuck)
Biff Chitlins - I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa (Dads)
 Joren de Bruin - Knife's Edge (Homestuck)
 Seth Peelle - Sunslammer (Homestuck)
 Toby "Radiation" Fox - MeGaLoVaNiA (Homestuck)
 Paul Tuttle Starr - Indigo Heir (Homestuck)
 Malcolm Brown - Showtime (Original Mix) (Homestuck)
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Stay Funny!

STRIFE'S EDGE

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/green-of-rain
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/dat-dreem-dafeendear
Story By: https://soundcloud.com/homder-simp

https://forms.gle/T7vXrf4vrt68hZEm7

Somewhere in Rave Hell, a fight has just concluded. As Kekcroc and Saki lie wounded, Miles, NYP and Dad recover.

NYP: What an easy battle! I’ve seen rats that have held up a better fight than those glitchy fuckers.

Dad: I MEAN, A SUICIDAL SCHOOLGIRL AND A CARTOONISH CROCODILE AREN’T THE STRONGEST OPPONENTS. HOW ARE YOU DOING MILES?

Miles is silent. Standing over the body of Kekcroc, tendrils pop out of his back and go straight for Kek’s neck!

Kekcroc: HI-!

Miles: You got something you want to say, huh? Spit it out!

Kekcroc: H-hi I’m Kek-AH!

The tendrils squeeze harder. Kekcroc gasps for air. Dad summons a gust of wind to try and distract Miles.

NYP: What the fuck is wrong with you Miles? We’ve already taken them down!

Kekcroc: Hi I’m Kekcroc!

Miles: Gah, cut it out! Do you say anything else?!

Saki: Ple-ple-please sssstop! You’re hur-hur-hurting my friend!

Dad: YOU KNOW HE CAN’T SAY ANYTHING ELSE, WHY ARE YOU STRANGLING HIM?

Miles: SHUT UP EGBERT!

Miles releases Kekcroc and charges towards Dad Egbert, turning his hands into axe like blades. Dad flies upwards and pulls out the Warhammer of Zillyhoo out of his wallet, reluctantly preparing to fight a former ally.

NYP: The match hasn’t started Miles, don’t attack!

Miles: Help me in this match or your gonna turn into a New York Pizza Slice!

NYP: Calm the fuck down, Jesus!

Dad Egbert: I'M SORRY, BUT YOU GIVE ME NO OTHER CHOICE, MILES. IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN FOR ONE OF US.
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NEW YORK PIZZA TIME SOURCELIST:
- Songs relating to Spider-Man related media
(Pizza Theme, Sunflower, etc.)

- Songs from “OG rappers”
(The Notorious B.I.G., Tupac, etc.)

- Songs about New York
(New York New York, Empire State of Mind, etc.)

- Songs about Pizza (Spider-Man 2 Pizza Theme, Pizza Tower ost, Roblox Work At A Pizza Place, Fnaf OST, etc)

DAD EGBERT SOURCE LIST:

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap  (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)
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Sources Used:
NYPT:
Lose Yourself - Eminem  (OG Rappers)
SLAB Freestyle - Chip tha Ripper  (OG Rappers)
Sunflower - Post Malone  (Spider-Man)
NYC - Annie  (New York)
How Low - Ludacris  (OG Rappers)
Hit 'em Up - Tupac  (OG Rappers)

Dad Egbert:
We Will Rock You - Queen  (Boomer Rock)
I'm not your Daddy, I'm your Grandpa  (Dads)
As your Father, I Expressly Forbid it - Lemon Demon  (Dads)
Cats in the Cradle - Harry Chapin  (Dads)
Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns & Roses  (Boomer Rock)
Come Together - The Beatles  (Boomer Rock)
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STAY FUNNY!

[S] PIZZA TIME - BLOSSOMING SUNFLOWER

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/9tailed

Who could that non-descript white male be? Why, it's DAD EGBERT! His son is great and all, but we can't forget the man who's responsible for his existence! With a pipe in his hand, a well tailored suit, and a stern, fatherly complexion, baking skills aren't ALL he needs to win this test of skill!

SOURCE LIST

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your Daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

Sources Used:
 Soda City Funk (Popular in "Are Ya Winning Son?" Memes, Dads)
 AC/DC - Back In Black (Boomer Rock)
 Karkalicious But It Sounds Better (Homestuck)
 Hiveswap ACT 1 - Table For Tooth (Homestuck)
 House Of Pain - Jump Around (Used in Mrs. Doubtfire, Dads)
 Far East Movement - Like A G6 (Used in Daddy's Home, Dads)
 Motley Crue - Dr. Feel Good (Boomer Rock)
 Nuclear Throne - Gun Locker (Offsource)
 Homestuck Vol 9 - Moonsetter (Homestuck)
 Block B - Nillili Mambo (Mambostuck, Homestuck)
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Stay Funny!!

DO THE EGBERT

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/carmel-funny
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/9tailed

Who could that non-descript white male be? Why, it's DAD EGBERT! His son is great and all, but we can't forget the man who's responsible for his existence! With a pipe in his hand, a well tailored suit, and a stern, fatherly complexion, baking skills aren't ALL he needs to win this test of skill!

SOURCE LIST

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your Daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

Sources Used:
- Unite Synchronization - Homestuck (Homestuck)
- Sburban Jungle - Homestuck (Homestuck)
- We Will Rock You - Queen (Boomer Rock)
- You Can't Fight the Homestuck - Kylee Henke (Homestuck)
- Thunderstruck - AC/DC (Boomer Rock)
- Hotel California - Eagles (Boomer Rock)
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Stay Funny!!

Boomers Rise Up

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/jaeden-niko-niko-ney
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/9tailed

Who could that non-descript white male be? Why, it's DAD EGBERT! His son is great and all, but we can't forget the man who's responsible for his existence! With a pipe in his hand, a well tailored suit, and a stern, fatherly complexion, baking skills aren't ALL he needs to win this test of skill!

SOURCE LIST

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your Daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

Sources Used:
Homestuck Vol. 5 - Aggrievance (Homestuck)
Limp Bizkit - Nookie/Neil Cicierega - Fredhammer (Boomer Rock)
Santana - Smooth (Boomer Rock)
Paramore - Misery Business (Offsource lol)
Limp Bizkit - My Way (Boomer Rock)
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Stay Funny!! And Get Ready For Tomorrow's Final Battle!!!

How Does Dad Do That?!

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/brugman58 (Based off a sketch by RAGNAMALGAMATE#8235)
Story By: https://soundcloud.com/forbesthecomputer

VOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/g78sokUJqwF6fD8X6 

(After all is said and done, Plankton and Dad Egbert stand alone. Well, Plankton is rather floating on his machine.)

PLANKTON: Well, well, well. Looks like it's just you and me. Only one of us is gonna win this thing and it's going to be ME. 

DAD: ...

PLANKTON: Quite the talker, aren't ya? Heh. Tough. You may have scoured your way through the loser's bracket but you're still a loser. I've been on a winning streak this whole time, and I'm not letting it get floundered by some...civilian!

DAD: ...

PLANKTON: You know, after this, when I win, I'm gonna make it a huge moneymaker for the Chum Bucket. Finally, I'll be able to outperform my archnemesis Krabs once and for all! What are you going to do, go say hello to your sorry excuse for a son--

(Suddenly, Dad wacked Plankton with his Warhammer of Zillyhoo, sending him and his machine flying.)

PLANKTON: HEY, HEY, HEY! We haven't even started fighting yet! I thought this was just pre-game trash talk!

DAD: NOBODY. TRASH TALKS. MY. SON.

DAD: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE TO BE HERE TODAY. I WATCHED MY MOTHER DIE. I RAISED A SON. I CARED FOR HIM. I LOVED HIM. I MADE HIM THE BOY HE IS TODAY. AND GOD DAMN IT, I'M PROUD OF HIM. I'VE FELT LOVE. I'VE FELT SADNESS. I'VE FELT JOY. I'VE FELT PAIN. YET HERE I AM. I'M HERE TO PROVE TO MY SON THAT I'M THE BEST DAD IN THE WORLD. AND I'M READY TO FIGHT YOU WITH EVERYTHING I'VE GOT TO DO THAT.

PLANKTON: Well--well I've done a lot to get here too, you know! I went to college! This means a lot to me too! Once I win, I'll finally show Mr. Krabs I'm capable of doing more than making stuff that barely counts as food! Heck, I'm ready to show the world what Sheldon J. Plankton really can do!

DAD: THAT'S QUITE THE DETERMINATION YOU'VE GOT THERE. PERHAPS WE DO HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON. SHELDON, NO MATTER WHO WINS, I KNOW YOU CAN DO MUCH MORE THAN STEALING HAMBURGERS FROM A CRAB. ALL THE ROBOTS YOU'VE BUILT SHOWS THAT YOU'VE GOT GREAT TALENT. YOU CAN ACHIEVE GREAT THINGS IF YOU PUT YOUR HEART TO IT. 

PLANKTON: *sniff* You think so?

DAD: WE DADS HAVE A SIXTH SENSE FOR IT.

PLANKTON: Golly, I...I never saw it that way before.

(The two stood silent for a moment.)

PLANKTON: Alright, enough sob stories, let's get this show on the road!

(Plankton presses a button on the machine and it turns into a giant mech for Plankton to pilot.)

PLANKTON: Let's see how you can keep up with a master roboticist and supervillain like me!

DAD: (THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, JOHN.) GOOD LUCK, AND MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.

Sources Used:
https://pastebin.com/ZuTwHNgj
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This is it everyone, the final battle. STAY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

(FINAL BATTLE) The Fate Of Bikini Bottom - Final Pursuit

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/megalolazing
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/9tailed

Who could that non-descript white male be? Why, it's DAD EGBERT! His son is great and all, but we can't forget the man who's responsible for his existence! With a pipe in his hand, a well tailored suit, and a stern, fatherly complexion, baking skills aren't ALL he needs to win this test of skill!

SOURCE LIST

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your Daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)

Sources Used:
Hiveswap Act 1 - Snake Escape (Homestuck)
Neil Cicierega - As Your Father (Dads)
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Dads)
Maroon 5 - One More Night (Dads)
Europe - The Final Countdown (Boomer Rock)
Billy Joel - We Didnt Start The Fire (Homestuck)
Kylee Henke - You Cant Fight The Homestuck (Homestuck)

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David M