[verse]

My money ran out 

My drink has finished for the night

I see it now

I guess I gotta get home 


[Pre-Chorus]

Is there anything I can do? 

Maybe sell my titties or my pair of shoes

I'm sitting here waiting for you to get me 

But you're too busy fucking her from the quay


[Chorus]

I'm waiting for a cash out that's not gonna come

I was promised holiday pay but my boss is dumb 

How bout you help me out, man? I'm a mess 

Don't let me resort to selling my expensive dress 

But if all else fails and I'm left here 

On my own (oh)

It's time I put down the phone 

And sell my pussy 

My pussy 

My pussy 


[Verse 2]

There's a big bad man following me down the street 

I'm scared incase he decides to kidnap me 

This dickhead who I decided to get with has left me for a whore he met down in Fifth street 

I know I should've left him a while back

But I guess decisions are nonexistent when you're on crack 


[Pre-Chorus]

Is there anything I can do? (Hmm)

Sell my titties or my pair of shoes?


[Chorus]

I'm here waiting for a cash out that's not gonna come (oh)

I was promised holiday pay but my boss is dumb

How bout you help me out man? I'm a mess (hmm)

Don't let me resort to selling my expensive dress 

But if all else fails and I'm left here 

On my own (oh)

It's time I put down the phone 

And sell my pussy 

My pussy 

My pussy 

My pussy 



Sell My Pu$$y [Bonus Track]

[intro]
santa, can you hear me?
can you come and pump me silly for Christmas 

[Verse]
my husband is coming back from the army 
he's telling me he can't wait to see me
I love him, we've been talking bout' babies 
the names we've jotted down Dan and Raimi

you'd think we got our love life made 
but I can't lie, the problem is getting laid 
he's just no good it's like I'm being paid to lie back and pretend he's fucking great

[Chorus]
santa, can you hear me?
san you make me know how it feels to hit an orgy
santa, can you see me?
I know that your dick is the only thing that can save me
santa, can you hear me?
can you come and pump me silly for Christmas 
come and pump me silly for Christmas 

[Verse]
my Christmas shopping is almost finished 
gonna sort my bags and wash up the dishes 
my husband wants an air fryer and my brother is excited for a brand new tire 
but I just want a hot steamy night with Santa 

you'd think we got our love life made 
but I can't lie, the problem is getting laid 
he's just no good it's like I'm being paid to lie back and pretend he's fucking great

[Chorus]
santa, can you hear me?
can you make me know how it feels to hit an orgy 
santa, can you see me?
I know that your dick is the only thing that can save me
santa, can you hear me?
can you come and pump me silly for Christmas 
come and pump me silly for Christmas

[Bridge]
it's Christmas Eve and my kitty is ready for santa's seed 
it's Christmas Day and my kitty has been destroyed, I must say 
he fucked me good; he left me legless like I knew he would 

[Chorus]
santa, can you hear me?
can you make me know how it feels to hit an orgy 
santa, can you see me?
I know that your dick is the only thing that can save me
santa, can you hear me?
can you come and pump me silly for Christmas 
come and pump me silly for Christmas
yeah, silly for Christmas 
pump me silly for Christmas 
pump me silly for Christmas
oh, pump me silly for Christmas
oh, pump me silly for Christmas 



Santa, Can You Hear Me?

[Verse]

Started my shift 10 minutes ago

Why am I at the beach acting like a hoe 

All the men and women want a piece 

It's like they're calling for The Exorcist 

You really want to lick my feet?

Don't be so disgusting, creep 


[Pre-Chorus]

I'm not going to work I'm staying out 

If they fire me then my fanny is my cash out

When you are a girl 

You've got your body to sell...


[Chorus]

I'm fleeing like a bird at the beach running through the shore 

Everybody lovin' me cause they know I'm a top 10 whore 

I'm needed at work? Well sorry we're doing scores 

Today and tonight it's drinks we all going to pour

We all going to pour 

Pour 

Pour 


[Verse 2]

My manager is calling my phone 

Why don't you just leave me alone 

Stop messing with my fucking throne 

Or your wife is going to know 


[Verse 3]

I'll start by kicking her teeth 

Then making her eat them piece by piece 

Watch me as I stab her spleen 

Cause I'll be recording while she bleeds 


[Pre-Chorus]

I'm not going to work I'm staying out 

If they fire me then my fanny is my cash out

When you are a girl 

You've got your body to sell...


[Chorus]

I'm fleeing like a bird at the beach running through the shore (shore)

Everybody lovin' me cause they know I'm a top 10 whore (whore)

I'm needed at work? Well sorry we're doing scores (scores) 

Today and tonight it's drinks we all going to pour

We all going to pour 

Pour 

Pour


[Bridge]

Oh, your wife is dead?

I forgot to tell ya I was playing soccer with her head 

You mess with me then you all going to see 

I'll turn into Dementer and laugh as you screech 


[Chorus 3]

I'm fleeing like a bird at the beach running through the shore (shore)

Everybody lovin' me cause they know I'm a top 10 whore (whore)

I'm needed at work? Well sorry we're doing scores (scores) 

Today and tonight it's drinks we all going to pour

We all going to pour 

Pour 

Pour



Pour

Ze Party

Drink. Smoke. Sniff. Choke.

Summer Vibes

[verse]
Flashing tits, and we 
Got a hysterectomy. 
So we could be safe.

[Verse]
You went along with me. 
We both loved the company. 
But wanted nothing more than sex. 

[Pre-Chorus]
Didn't they tell us it's rude to stare?
Didn't you flash your double F's there?
Haven't you experienced that cock you've got in mind? Ooh, 
Didn't it all seem new and exciting?
I felt your spunk deep inside me. 
I should have taken a pregnancy test that night. 

[Chorus]
We found shag me land. 
You and I got lost in it. 
And we pretended we could shag forever (eh, eh).
We found shag me land. 
You and I got lost in it. 
And it was 12 inches and tasted even better (eh, eh).
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land

[Verse]
So we went on our way. 
Too horny to think straight. 
Just us both, or so we thought. 

[Verse]
There were fuckers talking. 
And wankers screaming. 
Trying to sabotage our fate, oh

[Chorus]
We found shag me land. 
You and I got lost in it. 
And we pretended we could shag forever (eh, eh).
We found shag me land. 
You and I got lost in it. 
And it was 12 inches and tasted even better (eh, eh).
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land

[Bridge]
I reached for your cock, but you were gone. 
I knew I had to go back home. 

[Bridge]
You searched the world for something else. 
To make you feel the sex we had. 
And in the end, in shag me land
We both went mad. 

Oh,

[Chorus]
We found shag me land. 
You and I got lost in it. 
And we pretended we could shag forever (eh, eh).
We found shag me land. 
You and I got lost in it. 
And it was 12 inches and tasted even better (eh, eh).
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
In shag me land



Shag Me Land feat. AISam


[verse]
i done seen the text that you sent when you forgot your phone 
telling some bitch that she has to wait til' i'm not home 
i'll be waiting there to give her back her ugly thong 
and you'll be on your knees pleading to me i got it wrong 

[verse]
don't you look at me like that, you are mediocre 
i'm sitting here wondering how we ever made it this far 

[chorus]
i never had to be the one (uh)
we didn't have to be in love (oh)
you could've left, sneaked out the back door 
and i'll confess, i even left it open 
i didn't want to be the one (uh)
oh, i didn't want to be the one (uh)

[verse]
you always had a go at me for dressing down (oh)
all while pleasing some rancid cow (oh)
i guess everything works out 
cos look who's homeless now 
and she's gonna ditch ya cos she only likes to play with toys that have their tag intact 

[verse]
don't you look at me like that, you are mediocre 
i'm sitting here wondering how we ever made it this far

[chorus]
i never had to be the one (uh)
we didn't have to be in love (oh)
you could've left, sneaked out the back door 
and i'll confess, i even left it open 
i never had to be the one (the one)
we didn't have to be in love (in love)
you could've left, sneaked out the back door 
and i'll confess, i even left it open 
i didn't want to be the one (uh)
oh, i didn't want to be the one (uh)

[verse]
i hope you're happy now you got your prize 
a dinner lady dressed up in disguise 
she done played you like 3 4 5 
and i'm glad to say that i'll 100% survive 

[chorus]
i never had to be the one (the one)
we didn't have to be in love (in love)
you could've left, sneaked out the back door 
and i'll confess, i even left it open 
i didn't want to be the one (uh)
oh, i didn't want to be the one (uh)



The One

[verse]
i've seen those slappers you've been dancing with
i've heard those rumours bout' you and tiff 
it's funny that you think i'm thick 
one word from me and you're on a stick 

[pre-chorus]
i'm getting all dressed up tonight 
deceit and revenge be on my mind 
and i see your daddy is in sight 
it's me he's phuc king with bye-bye 

[chorus]
i'm getting all dressed up tonight 
deceit and revenge be on my mind 
and i see your daddy is in sight 
it's me he's phuc king with bye-bye (bye-bye)
bye-bye 
bye-bye 
bye-bye

[verse]
heaven only knows why i fell for you 
you're not even an 8 you're a phuc king 2
and everybody asking me if we're through 
and i just be telling them it's upto you 

[verse]
cause if i can't have you (can't have you)
then i'll go for your dad 
and if you wanna cheat 
then it'll be me sucking your brother's meat 

[pre-chorus]
i'm getting all dressed up tonight 
deceit and revenge be on my mind 
and i see your brother is in sight 
it's me he's phuc king with bye-bye

[chorus]
i'm getting all dressed up tonight (tonight)
deceit and revenge be on my mind (my mind)
and i see your brother is in sight (sight)
it's me he's phuc king with bye-bye (bye-bye)
bye-bye 
bye-bye 
bye-bye

[verse]
me with your bro; legs up in the air 
and you just so happened to barge in there 
calling me a slapper like i would care 
it's you who's been phuc king around with that thinning hair 

[verse]
nobody wants your shrimp dic 
it wasn't even big enough to fit between my tits 
please just go home i'm getting sick of this 
it's none of your business who i'm phuc king with 

[chorus]
i'm getting all dressed up tonight (tonight)
deceit and revenge be on my mind (my mind)
and i see your brother is in sight (sight)
it's me he's phuc king with bye-bye (bye-bye)
bye-bye 
bye-bye 
bye-bye

Bye Bye

[verse]
it's midnight 
the party's on, you're waiting outside 
taxi ride 
down the m25, i'm feeling so alive 
twenty-two
 is how many drinks i've had before i met you 

[verse]
i know you've got a girl at home 
and she's sitting there all alone 
but obviously it's me you wanna bone 

[chorus]
you got that bottle of vodka tucked in your shirt 
and i've got that bag of ket underneath my skirt 
we ain't at the club yet and you're saying i'm hot 
well what can i say? it's true 
my body counts five hundred and two

[verse]
here it goes
i'm dancing away and you're tryna take off my clothes 
fifty shots 
that's how many i think i'll need til i'm off my rocks 

[verse]
i know you've got a girl at home 
and she's sitting there all alone 
but obviously it's me you wanna bone 

[chorus]
you got that bottle of vodka tucked in your shirt 
and i've got that bag of ket underneath my skirt 
we ain't at the club yet and you're saying i'm hot 
well what can i say? it's true 
my body counts five hundred and two
five hundred and two 
five hundred and two 
fiver hundred and two

[bridge]
i know you've got a girl at home 
and she's sitting there all alone 
but obviously it's me you wanna bone 

[chorus]
you got that bottle of vodka tucked in your shirt (shirt) 
and i've got that bag of ket underneath my skirt (skirt)
we ain't at the club yet and you're saying i'm hot 
well what can i say? it's true 
my body counts five hundred and two (five hundred and two)


[verse]
you're texting me on a tuesday night 
saying that you've finally went and booked my flight 
i'm excited to meet ya 
won't be long fore' i see ya 
then we'll pop out for dinna 

[pre-chorus]
playin' with my tunnel 
let me wipe it with a flannel 
tell me why i'm seeing double?
oh my, it's the size of a shuttle 

[chorus]
you, you know i've been waiting 
for a little naughty invitation 
my body's longing for some stimulation 
i'm glad you've got a lil' intuition 
tonight we won't be stopping at the kitchen 
i thank you for your naughty invitation 
naughty invitation 

[verse 2]
your phone keeps beeping while we're tryna phuc 
put it on silent, this pussi is worth more than your scelet (your scelet)
cause you, you know it's true 
you're punching and we've got alot to do 
so get your tongue out and put it to work 
i ain't gonna stay here if you're gon act like a mutt 

[pre-chorus]
playin' with my tunnel 
let me wipe it with a flannel 
oh my, it's the size of a shuttle

[chorus]
you, you know i've been waiting 
for a little naughty invitation 
my body's longing for some stimulation 
i'm glad you've got a lil' intuition 
tonight we won't be stopping at the kitchen 
kitchen 



Naughty Invitation

[verse]
it's the big day 
it's the 23rd of may 
am i allowed to say?
that you're phuc king the wrong maid 

[verse]
she is a phuc king tart 
who likes it up the fart 
cause her fanny is so dark 
honestly, you both need time apart 

[chorus]
the wedding bells are ringing 
and everybody's singing 
while i'm over here thinking 
i'm in need of a good dicking 
a good dicking 
a good dicking 
a good dicking 

[verse]
i can't be there to witness it 
the moment when you kiss her lips 
when mine are clearly the shit 
when you gonna wake up and dump the bitch?

[verse]
you are only getting married 
cause she's trapped you with babies 
we shouldn't act too hasty 
but we both know you're the one for me

[verse]
she is a phuc king tart 
who likes it up the fart 
cause her fanny is so dark 
honestly, you both need time apart 

[chorus]
the wedding bells are ringing (ringing)
and everybody's singing (singing)
while i'm over here thinking (oh)
i'm in need of a good dicking 
a good dicking 
a good dicking 
a good dicking 

[bridge]
she is a phuc king tart 
who likes it up the fart 
cause her fanny phuc king stinks 
honestly, she needs a shrink 

[chorus]
the wedding bells are ringing 
and everybody's singing
while i'm over here thinking 
i'm in need of a good dicking
a good dicking (dicking)
a good dicking (dicking)
a good dicking (dicking)




Wedding Bells

[verse]
i'm standing on the street corner waiting for some customers 
i've been here since twelve o'clock but no one is asking for these tits 
i gotta get myself some money before i go hungry and stink 
where the phuc is everybody? it's saturday night and they're pissed 

[pre-chorus]
i need some dollar
for sucking your cocka
don't be telling me that it's ova
when i can see your big bona

[chorus]
i need some dollar (dollar, dollar)
i need some dollar (dollar, dollar)
come on give me some dollar (dollar, dollar)
i can see your bona (bona, bona)
let me bash it on my uvula (uvula, uvula)

[verse]
i'm sitting on the bus trying to flash my double f's 
we're heading down south to the dirtiest, roughest place 
if i can't get drunks then junkies will have to do 
i've got this picture in my head of a massive big queue 

[pre-chorus]
i need some dollar
for sucking your cocka
don't be telling me that it's ova
when i can see your big bona

[chorus]
i need some dollar (dollar, dollar)
for sucking your cocka (cocka, cocka)
come on give me some dollar (dollar, dollar)
i can see your bona (bona, bona)
let me bash it on my uvula (uvula, uvula)


Dollar

[Chorus]
I'm twenty nine and I still love vodka
I'm waking up in skips and running out of dollar 
Why can't I stay sober?
Someone give me a fucking revolver 

[verse]
It's my friends wedding and he thinks he's marrying the one 
Wedding bells are chiming and they're all soaking up the sun 

[Verse]
Tell me why I'm so conflicted?
I thought you wanted to suck on my tits?
I can see that it's bye bye for us then 

[Chorus]
I'm twenty nine and I still love vodka
I'm waking up in skips and running out of dollar 
Why can't I stay sober?
Someone give me a fucking revolver 

[Verse]
So It's off to shag me land I will go 
Five hundred and two drinks doesn't fill up this hole 
My eight inch throne found itself lost at the pier
No more naughty invitations for me I'll be staying right here 

[Chorus]
I'm twenty nine and I still love vodka
I'm waking up in skips and running out of dollar 
Why can't I stay sober?
Someone give me a fucking revolver 

[Outro]
I bet his wife his screeching "look at me and my husband"
All while I'm here longing for some good penetration



Why Can't I Stay Sober?

Your Cock is My Desire

Whorehouse

Empire

[Verse 1]
I was having fun speeding my car down Ashton Lane
And then a police car pulls me over round at the bend
The police man is walking over and I see his face
And I predicted right there and then his fall from grace

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, Mr officer
I can see you've got a boner
Do you want me to sort it for ya?
These juicy tits be hypnotizing ya

[Chorus]
You've got your hand caressing my tits in the back of the police car
I was under arrest until I showed you my tits were five star
My body is the key to my attainment
And your hobby officer, is playing with what's heaven-sent
I'm heaven-sent
I'm heaven-sent
I'm heaven-sent

[Verse 2]
I know you've went and jotted down my address and name
Let's wipe the slate clean and I'll show you my tits again
How about we take this meeting up a notch
Oh, you just sit tight there and let me play with your dirty cock

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, Mr officer
I can see you've got a boner
Do you like how I'm sorting it for ya?
I love the fact I'm hypnotizing ya

[Chorus]
You've got your hand caressing my tits in the back of the police car (police car)
I was under arrest until I showed you my tits were five star (five star)
My body is the key to my attainment (oh)
And your hobby officer, is playing with what's heaven-sent
I'm heaven-sent
I'm heaven-sent
I'm heaven-sent

Police Car

[Verse 1]
Feeding my cat pedigree
Tonight be a spending spree
Outside it's an ocean breeze, ocean breeze, ocean breeze

[Verse 2]
Take my dog out for a pee
I thoroughly enjoy his company
Better than most of the men I meet, men I meet, men I meet

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm on the way up
Life is good
Went from a tramp in a skip to a high-class bitch

[Chorus]
Oh, it's glamorous
This life I'm living
Have myself a stable job and I did it by sucking my boss's knob
Oh, it's glamorous
And it's just the beginning
I wouldn't have predicted a day where I don't have any complaints
Oh, it's glamorous
It's glamorous

[Verse 3]
All of my bills are fully paid
No more debt letters or credit constraints
I'm finally able to pay my way, pay my way, pay my way

[Pre-Chorus]
It's all the way up
Life is good
Went from a tramp in a skip to a high-class business bitch

[Chorus]
Oh, it's glamorous (glamorous)
This life I'm living (living)
Have myself a stable job and I did it by sucking my boss's knob (oh)
Oh, it's glamorous (glamorous)
And it's just the beginning (beginning)
I wouldn't have predicted a day where I don't have any complaints
Oh, it's glamorous (oh)
It's glamorous (oh)

Glamorous

[Verse 1]
Some girls like being trampled over like they're trash
And some girls don't bat an eyelid when their man's out on the lash
Some girls don't know the meaning of boundaries
And some girls need a lesson on how to get up off their knees

[Chorus]
I'm independent, loyal and sexy
I like them strong with a touch of zesty
Don't be thinking I'm gonna be easy
You'll have alot to prove before you get with me
Independent, loyal and sexy
Independent, loyal and sexy

[Verse 2]
I'm the most sexy, loyal and independent bitch
You won't find me in the kitchen taking orders from a halfwit prick
You've seen my face (you've seen my face)
and now you've seen my body (oh)
Don't be thinking you're in charge when I'm on you like a hobby (hobby, hobby, hobby)

[Chorus]
I'm independent, loyal and sexy (sexy)
I like them strong with a touch of zesty (zesty)
Don't be thinking I'm gonna be easy (easy)
You'll have alot to prove before you get with me (with me)
Independent, loyal and sexy
Independent, loyal and sexy

[Bridge]
Some girls don't know how to spell the word no
They let their men shag around like their dicks are on a world winning show
And some girls are all about male validation
Fuck that shit, I'd rather be on vacation

[Chorus 2]
I'm independent, loyal and sexy (oh)
I like them strong with a touch of zesty (oh)
Don't be thinking I'm gonna be easy (oh)
You'll have alot to prove before you get with me (oh)
Independent, loyal and sexy
Independent, loyal and sexy

Independent, Loyal & Sexy

​[Verse 1]
It's a busy Monday morning and everybody's working
I decided to nip out for a bite to eat
I arrived at the cafe, ordered myself a large latte
And suddenly, he was glancing at me

​[Pre-Chorus]
His hair was so dazzling it was shining like a fur coat
His arms were so big he could kill me in a chokehold
Started the day with a coffee, and ended it in his bathrobe

​[Chorus]
Oh, I'm here at the local coffee shop
And I wanna suck on this mans lollipop
Oh, you should have seen all of their faces drop
When he whipped it out and put me on the countertop

​[Verse 2]
There's nothing subtle about the way I move
If I think you're hot then I'll be all over you
There's no way I'm standing here like a statue
When he's so fit I could fucking countersue

​[Pre-Chorus]
His scent was so good it was like I sprayed Febreze
His eyes were so blue I felt like I was at the sea
Started the day with a coffee, and ended it with his dick as my seat

​[Chorus]
Oh, I'm here at the local coffee shop
And I wanna suck on this mans lollipop
Oh, you should have seen all of their faces drop
When he whipped it out and put me on the countertop

​[Bridge]
People say that I need to go to therapy
People say you can't help it if there's chemistry
I just say I can read them telepathically
Yeah I know when they wanna be fucking me

​[Chorus]
Oh, I'm here at the local coffee shop (coffee shop)
And I wanna suck on this mans lollipop (lollipop)
Oh, you should have seen all of their faces drop
When he whipped it out and put me on the countertop

Coffee Shop

[Verse 1: AlRose]
In the club at 2am and I'm ready to forget the night
Both of our eyes are tightly locked and my fanny's wider than the Clyde
Suddenly, the lights all switch on and it's time to get in the queue
Waiting for my bag and jacket all while hoping I'll be hitching a taxi with you

[Chorus]
'Cause you were right
And I obliged
I needed a good dance tonight
Oh, you were right
Glad I obliged
Now we're dancing in the lights

[Verse 2: AiSam]
This girl is crazy and she knows the right buttons to press
Grinding on me like she's a whore relieving all kinds of stress
And then when all the lights switched on I knew she had to be mine
Fucking her in the taxi while the driver's on the phone to his bitch wife

[Chorus]
'Cause you were right
And I obliged
I needed a good dance tonight
Oh, you were right
Glad I obliged
Now we're dancing in the lights

Obliged (feat. AiSam)

[Verse 1]
Do you like my figure?
Do you like my style?
Does it make you get hard?
When I'm acting wild

[Verse 2]
'Cos I like your figure
'Cos I like your style
And it makes me crazy
When you're acting wild

[Chorus]
Get close to me and let's feel it
Don't make no face when you see it
This fanny like honey, sit back and let him eat on me
Tongue, giving you're all
It's like a waterfall

Waterfall

[Verse 1]
There's something about your man that turns me on
When he walks in the room I be playing his favourite song
Come on, we've been friends for so long
Can I have him for one night? we ain't doing nothing wrong

[Pre-Chorus]
One night
Would be just right
They'll be no sacrifice
'Cause it'll make me satisfied

[Chorus]
Give him up
I just want a small taste
Give him up
Can't let him go to waste
Give him up
I know he's loving the chase
Give him up

[Verse 2]
My attraction to him needs to be explored
He just looks at me and I've went and soaked the floor
And yes, you are right I'm a fucking dirty whore
Please let me try him, you can wait at the door

[Pre-Chorus]
One night (uh)
Would be just right (oh)
They'll be no sacrifice (uh-huh)
'Cause it'll make me satisfied

[Chorus]
Give him up (please)
I just want a small taste (taste)
Give him up (up)
Can't let him go to waste (waste)
Give him up (up)
I know he's loving the chase (chase)
Give him up

Give Him Up

[Verse 1]
The paranoia is seeping in thru the shadows
But the shadows have moved 'cause you've not yet came home
I had a shower and got all dressed up for you (got all dressed up for you)
Yet, you're staying out again, oh what's there to do?

[Chorus]
Living with this fucking wanker is killing me
My paranoia is ripping out with all this lust and secrecy
I was on a throne and I was the fucking queen
How did it take a small man to leave me crawling at the seams?
I'm paranoid
Paranoid

[Verse 2]
Are my amazing tits not good enough for you?
How about my seamless body, is that redundant too?
I've listened to your little laughs waiting by the room door
So you're gonna throw us away for a cheap little stuck up whore

[Chorus]
Living with this fucking wanker is killing me (killing me)
My paranoia is ripping out with all this lust and secrecy (secrecy)
I was on a throne and I was the fucking queen (the fucking queen)
How did it take a small man to leave me crawling at the seams? (Oh)
I'm paranoid
Paranoid

Paranoid

[Verse 1]
There's loads of photos of us sat on the mantlepiece
I've just destroyed them all, there's glass shattering at my feet, oh
The candle lights are burning bright on the windowsill
But once they go out, then we've sealed the deal

[Chorus]
If you didn't wanna be with me
You could've opened up
And before you went and cheated on me
We had every opportunity to break up
Is this what you fucking wanted?
Me breaking down in the apartment
Thank god you didn't get me pregnant
All I can say is fuck you then
Fuck you then

[Verse 2]
All of those message cards in the hallway (in the hallway)
I've ripped them all up, can't trust a word you say, oh
And while you are there (you are there)
playing with her fanny hair
I hope you know I'm here
Crumbling on the rocking chair

[Chorus]
'Cause If you didn't wanna be with me (oh)
You could've opened up
And before you went and cheated on me (on)
We had every opportunity to break up
Is this what you fucking wanted? (Wanted)
Me breaking down in the apartment (the apartment)
Thank god you didn't get me pregnant (oh)
All I can say is fuck you then
Fuck you then

[Bridge]
When you said you loved me
Was it all just lies to keep me sweet?
And when you said I was the only one
Did you say it by mistake, was it a slip of the tongue?
[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
If you didn't wanna be with me (oh)
You could've opened up
And before you went and cheated on me (on)
We had every opportunity to break up
Is this what you fucking wanted? (Wanted)
Me breaking down in the apartment (the apartment)
Thank god you didn't get me pregnant (oh)
All I can say is fuck you then
Fuck you then
Fuck you then

Fuck U Then

[Verse 1]
People tell me that I'm the detriment to myself
Like I haven't been taking care of my mental health
I know I recently had a messy break up
But now I'm on the other side it's hard not to give a fuck

[Pre-Chorus]
If life has taught me anything that's valuable
It's that you're fucked if you wanna play the moral role

[Chorus]
This rehabilitation has only messed me up to the core
I think it's about time I admit to myself, I like the vodka more
I was fucked over when I was drinking
And getting fucking sober didn't change a damn thing
I want a drink
I need to drink

[Verse 2]
I had this fantasy in my head that being sober works
Works wonders for your life and opens doors out from the dirt
I was living in a crazy world full of vicious snakes
They were all talking shit about me just not to my face

[Pre-Chorus]
life has taught me something that's valuable (oh)
You're fucked if you're tryna play the moral role (oh)

[Chorus]
This rehabilitation has only messed me up to the core (oh)
I think it's about time I admit to myself, I like the vodka more (oh)
I was fucked over when I was drinking
And getting fucking sober didn't change a damn thing (uh)
I want a drink
I need to drink

[Chorus]
This rehabilitation has only messed me up to the core (core)
I think it's about time I admit to myself, I like the vodka more (more)
I was fucked over when I was drinking
And getting fucking sober didn't change a damn thing (hmm)
I want a drink
I need to drink
[Outro]
I want a drink
I need to drink
I need to drink

Detriment

[Verse 1]
I think about those nights we had up in my room
Safe to say I never thought they would end so soon
My beds empty spot is missing you as my big spoon
I just need time to move on now that we're thru

[Pre-Chorus]
Playing our favourite songs
With Bluetooth via my phone
Flirting in the car
Drinking vodka at the bar
Naked at the beach
With you all over me
Shooting our sexy pics
You were my sexy prince

[Chorus]
All my tears falling out the window
Take me back to that summer forever
And I truly think that you're special
Take me back to that summer forever

[Verse 2]
Fumbling with my knickers and jiggling my big tits
Anything just to have you staring at me
I haven't seen nobody else with a perfect dick
Yours was my match, essentially, uh-huh

[Pre-Chorus]
Playing our favourite songs (songs)
With Bluetooth via my phone (phone)
Flirting in the car (car)
Drinking vodka at the bar (bar)
Naked at the beach (beach)
With you all over me (me)
Shooting our sexy pics (pics)
You were my sexy prince (prince)

[Chorus]
All my tears falling out the window (window)
Take me back to that summer forever (summer foreva)
And I truly think that you're special (baby)
Take me back to that summer forever (foreva)

[Bridge]
If only I would have known
How hard it was gonna be letting you go
You were always my favourite one
You were the only one who could make me cum

[Chorus]
All my tears falling out the window (window)
Take me back to that summer forever (summer foreva)
And I truly think that you're special (baby)
Take me back to that summer forever (foreva)
[Post-Chorus]
Take me back to that summer forever (foreva)
Take me back to that summer forever (oh)
Take me back to that summer forever (foreva)
Take me back to that summer forever (oh)

Summer Forever

[Verse 1]
I'm walking down the street with the weight of you off my back
My dress is looking tight along with my Dior handbag
I hope I was worth the sacrifice for that ugly looking slag
'Cause one thing you'll know pretty soon is that I was the best you had

[Chorus]
My louis vuittons
And my Gucci thongs
My favourite song
Making me dance along
My louis vuittons
And my Gucci thongs
My favourite song
Making me dance along

[Verse 2]
My Chanel perfume is smelling immaculate
My Zara bra? Oh well, they're the perfect fit
It's hard to grasp why you went and lost a woman like me
One day you'll come begging on your knees with a sorrow ass apology

[Chorus]
My louis vuittons (uh)
And my Gucci thongs (uh)
My favourite song
Making me dance along
My louis vuittons (Vuittons)
And my Gucci thongs (thongs)
My favourite song (song)
Making me dance along (dance along)

Dance Along

[Verse 1]
I was at that party in 19
I was all dressed up, I was so pristine
I walked over to the seat you were in and I confessed my feelings for you, Dean

[Verse 2]
You looked at me like I took a shit on your dinner plate
You all laughed at me and chased me out the garden thru the gates

[Verse 3]
Fast forward, look who's here
Is it the one who turned me down and now looks like a queer?

[Chorus]
Oh, I see your belly's bigger
And those arms have gotten thinner
I cried and cried like a baby over a malnourished weiner
Funny how the tables have turned
'Cause you're the one getting burned
I'd say that's a lesson to be learned
A lesson to be learned

[Verse 4]
Oh, what's happened to you, Dean?
You used to be so sexy, so lean
Did your ego catch up with you?
Did all those friends get shot of you? Oh

[Bridge]
Maybe I'd feel an ounce of sympathy
If you and your friends weren't so nasty
I bet you've forgotten what you did to me
Because you're too high on molly

[Chorus]
Oh, I see your belly's bigger (bigger)
And those arms have gotten thinner (thinner)
I cried and cried like a baby over a malnourished weiner (weiner)
Funny how the tables have turned (turned)
'Cause you're the one getting burned (burned)
I'd say that's a lesson to be learned (oh)
A lesson to be learned (oh)
[Outro]
A lesson to be learned
A lesson to be learned
A lesson to be learned

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