This song is dedicated to those who walk away from abusive relationships and environments. And to those who are stuck in such unhealthy conditions, the time has now come for you to rise up.

Walk Away (reworked)

This is a song dedicated to all you lovers out there… to those who want to hold on and those who are hopeful…

Verse 1

It’s been so long since we picked up the phone 
The minutes feel like years and I’m all alone 
The silence kills me and it makes me lose my mind
Indeed

Verse 2

You’d said we’d last until the end of time
And then you’re suddenly out of sight and mind
But I’ll get you in the end I’ll never leave you behind 
Can’t you see?

Chorus

Oh Babe,
I want you back in my arms again 
Oh Babe,
Your charms and looks are all heaven-sent 
Oh babe,
I want to feel your silk smooth hair
Oh babe,
I want you now and forever 

Oh babe,
You’re sent to me from high above
Oh babe,
There’s no way out of this endless love
Oh babe,
I just can’t live without you
Oh babe
I want you now and forever 

Verse 3

You’ve unleashed my soul
You satisfy my deepest, strongest desires 
You know how to set my world on fire
I can’t quit you ‘cause I’m in too deep

Verse 4
Every summer has its black clouds
And you’re my Hurricane so thunderous and loud
And when the winter comes 
You’re the that that warms up the breeze
Indeed


Chorus

Oh Babe,
I want you back in my arms again 
Oh Babe,
Your charms and looks are all heaven-sent 
Oh babe,
I want to feel your silk smooth hair
Oh babe,
I want you now and forever 

Oh babe,
You’re sent to me from high above
Oh babe,
There’s no way out of this endless love
Oh babe,
I just can’t live without you
Oh babe
I want you now and forever

Bridge

If there’s a God
He’ll tell me to stand by you
Come rain, come shine
We will be blazing through
Up from the highest mountain 
Down to the wildest sea
I’ll never give up on you 
And that’s a promise, baby 

Interlude 

Chorus

Oh Babe,
I want you back in my arms again 
Oh Babe,
Your charms and looks are all heaven-sent 
Oh babe,
I want to feel your silk smooth hair
Oh babe,
I want you now and forever 

Oh babe,
You’re sent to me from high above
Oh babe,
There’s no way out of this endless love
Oh babe,
I just can’t live without you
Oh babe
I want you now and forever

Oh Babe

Because “toxic masculinity” can’t survive without its mate…

Toxic Femininity

This song is called "Daily Routine", a satirical song I wrote about working out is like having an orgasm, and indeed the sensation one gets after a grueling exercise is absolutely relieving! Listen, like and spread the word! 

VERSE 1:
Rise and shine, jump out of bed
Wash your eyes and clear your head
You must be ready, to run on full steam
Up and down, left to right
Do your push-ups, do your strides,
You’re feeling groovy, energetic and lean

CHORUS (2X)                     
Raise your arms, spin your head
Bend your ankles, spread your legs
Warming up your body should be...
Your daily routine

VERSE 2: 
Run and jump, it’s good for you
You should pump that iron, too
It’s like you’re getting high on dopamine

I’m picking up such big vibrations
And some fantastic excitations
Because I’m shooting up on endorphines

Chorus
Verse instrumental interlude

Chorus

VERSE 3:
And now it’s time to take a shower
And have some fun for a couple of hours
You’ve got the stamina of a raging sex machine

Bridge                    
You have washed all the stress away
The best is still yet to come today
Warming up your body should be...
Your daily routine

Daily Routine (Live Acoustic)

Now that the world is weary of politics, here's a song to cheer you all up! This song is dedicated to all dog lovers and dog owners of the world... WOOF! WOOF! Arf! Arf! Who's a good boy? It's a comedy song the likes of Weird Al Yankovic! So safeties off and show time!

CHORUS
Give some treats to them dogs
They’re so loyal, steadfast and true
Give some treats to them dogs
Man’s best friend next to you

VERSE 1
Sometimes he’s quite a pest
He may whine, and drool and beg
But he loves you on conditionally
So much, he’d hump your leg
He may not seem smart
But he’ll always watch your back
Give him a biscuit or two, and he’ll follow you
And he protects you, so relax, and you better

CHORUS
Give some treats to them dogs
They’re so loyal, steadfast and true
Give some treats to them dogs
Man’s best friend next to you

VERSE 2
You know what they say about
having an old yeller
He can smell things from far away
And he’s such a protective fella
He may not look smart,
But ain’t he an adorable rover?
He loves you more than he loves himself
Even when your days are over, so you should…

CHORUS
Give some treats to them dogs
They’re so loyal, steadfast and true
Give some treats to them dogs
Man’s best friend next to you

INTERLUDE

CHORUS

Give some treats to them Dogs

This song is an original dedicated to all those people having a great time getting loaded, bar-hopping, partying and their plight once the noise subsides and the hang-over sets in... I feel your pain, lads... so safeties off and showtime!:

Lock n Load lyrics:

VERSE 1:
The sun has set,
I’m ready to unleash my very best
Safeties off, and it’s set to party mode
Let’s raise our glasses tonight
Because we’re gonna fly high
It’s time to lock and load

VERSE 2:
I’ve sucked this bar dry
I hit the next one nearby
I still need to put the show on the road
Liquid courage is good for me
I keep having more, indeed
It’s time to lock and load
(Interlude)

VERSE 3
Tonight I made a high score
Now I can’t have anymore
I gotta go, confess my sins to the toilet bowl
It understands my pain
Doesn’t care where I came
It’s time to lock and load
(Short Interlude)


Verse 4: 
So good night, my dear friend
All good things come to an end
I’ll sleep it off, tomorrow’s just another day
At dawn, my head hurts
My bubble has burst
I guess my troubles are all here to stay

Lock N Load (acoustic)

Diamond in the Rough 
Words and music by David Nassau
© November 2015 David Nassau

VERSE 1 
You’re a diamond in the rough
You’re one of a kind                     
The only one I’m thinking of                                 
And the truth 
be told
You’re an ethereal soul

CHORUS
Like bippity boppity boo
It’s so good it’s really true
I am hypnotised by your eyes of blue
You’re a diamond in the rough
             
VERSE 2:
You’re the only one
for me
With you I feel utter ecstasy
You’re an Aphrodite
You’re magical
Kissing you is so mystical

CHORUS

BRIDGE 
Makeovers don’t fix everything
Nor who you’ve seen, or where you’ve been
You’re gorgeous from inside out, can you see?
Magic’s your speciality

CHORUS
Like bippity boppity boo
It’s so good it’s really true
I am hypnotised by your eyes of blue
You’re a diamond in the rough!

Diamond In The Rough

It Happened to Me: 
Words and music by David Nassau
© February 2016 David Nassau
Intro and Verse: Em G C G G/F# 

Verse 1:

They say it gets better, and better, in time
Time heals all the wounds: “keep your chin up, you’ll be fine”
But my pain has not healed, it just lingers on and on
You don’t know how it feels; You’re, for sure, completely wrong

Verse 2:

I go to the hospital, and then report it to police
I get small consolations, but these guys are short on leads
I’m just another number, a statistic in the books
They don’t seem to care, but I’m worth a second look

Chorus: 

It happened to me
And now I’ve seen the dark side
It happened to me
These bastards may run, but they cannot hide
No they cannot hide
They’ll pay with their lives

Verse 3:
Revenge is a dish, it’s a dish, best served cold
Predators come in spades, and the prey will claim their souls
Armed to the teeth, I’m off to hunt them down
With some lead and charm, I will clean up this town

Chorus (play only once)

Bridge:

A sleeping giant has awoken
Now I’m off to claim their heads
I was once broken, beaten and torn
and was almost left for dead
I’ll make their Death Wish come true
Their victim has risen once more 
Some people only answer to strength
Brute force evens up the score

CHORUS (repeat and fade)

It Happened To Me

Snowflake 
Words and music by David Nassau
© July 2017 David Nassau
Intro: A E D A

VERSE 1
Hey, lad, it’s true
The world is cruel
It don’t care about your feelings
It’ll beat you down 
and leave you reeling
An aggravation
That I should mention is
You don’t like to debate
That’s what you get
for living in a Safe Space

CHORUS                               
Hey, Snowflake, rise and shine                                 
Get outta Daddy’s basement
Social media wars won’t get you far                                   
Hey, Snowflake, rise and shine                             
Get outta Daddy’s basement
Getting a job is always a good start

VERSE 2
Before you realise
Time's flying by
don't waste it on stupid crap
'Cause Mummy and Daddy
are paying for all that
So you better see
Money don't grow on trees
Take some responsibility
You must face the truth and
leave that Safe Space

CHORUS                               
Hey, Snowflake, rise and shine                                 
Get outta Daddy’s basement
Social media wars won’t get you far                                   
Hey, Snowflake, rise and shine                             
Get outta Daddy’s basement
Getting a job is always a good start

BRIDGE
You must learn to open up your mind
Leave your comfort zone and soon you'll find
There's nothing wrong with having different beliefs
The Majority votes in silence
You don't win debates with violence
Discussion is the key to a Democracy

CHORUS                               
Hey, Snowflake, rise and shine                                 
Get outta Daddy’s basement
Social media wars won’t get you far                                   
Hey, Snowflake, rise and shine                             
Get outta Daddy’s basement
Getting a job is always a good start

Snowflake

No more Safe Spaces
Words and music by David Nassau
© July 2017 David Nassau
Intro: F#m G#m A B

VERSE 1:
Big Bro’s watchin’
So mind what you say
Is this where the world’s going to 
That ain’t okay
Indoctrinated
Brainwashed at school
You’ve been overfed with lies 
And learnt nothing, you fools… Hey, Snowflakes
                                     
Chorus:
                                  
The Real World has no Safe Spaces                       
The Real World is full of bad places          
You are living in a bubble                                    
You are blind to all the real troubles
Pull out the stops and microagressions                             
Such totalitarian pretensions                      
won’t help you grow,                                
No More Safe Spaces

VERSE 2:

Home of the Brave
and Land of the Free
Why do you beat down 
those with whom you disagree? 
Hitler and Stalin
would surely be pleased
You’d make a great member
of the SA, indeed

Hey, Snowflakes: 

Chorus:
                                   
The Real World has no Safe Spaces            
The Real World is full of bad places        
You are living in a bubble                                   
You are blind to all the real troubles
Pull out the stops and microagressions                        
Such totalitarian pretensions               
won’t help you grow,                            
No More Safe Spaces

Bridge:
The Winds of Change are blowing my way
The PC Fad has had its day

Chorus:
                      
The Real World has no Safe Spaces                       
The Real World is full of bad places           
You are living in a bubble                          
You are blind to all the real troubles
Pull out the stops and microagressions                          
Such totalitarian pretensions                           
won’t help you grow,                             
No More Safe Spaces

No More Safe Spaces

Toxic Femininity
Words and music by David Nassau
© June 2018 David Nassau

CHORUS
DON’T ever cross a girl on PMS
She’ll unleash Hell on Earth and
always leaves a mess
So cheers to the Damsel in Distress
I’m putting up with so much pettiness.

VERSE 1
One day she is horny
And it feels just like a dream
I treat her as if she’s the one and 
only Teenage Prom Queen
Then she’ll bleed gallons
all night & day          
She’ll be in tears and then suddenly enraged, HEY!

CHORUS

DON’T ever cross a girl on PMS
She’ll unleash Hell on Earth and
always leaves a mess
So cheers to the Damsel in Distress
I’m putting up with so much pettiness.

VERSE 2:
The next day or 2                
she’ll cry me a river
Give you a book full of horror stories
That’ll make my body shiver
Her stomach then growls for some chocolate
She’ll have at least 4 Hershey’s bars, I’ll bet,  Ho!

CHORUS

DON’T ever cross a girl on PMS
She’ll unleash Hell on Earth and
always leaves a mess
So cheers to the Damsel in Distress
I’m putting up with so much pettiness..

VERSE 3:

It’s been week full of up and downs
It drives me crazy all year round
But I love her so much, so I’ll weather the tides
And in return, she’ll never leave my side

CHORUS
F                            C
DON’T ever cross a girl on PMS
She’ll unleash Hell on Earth and
                        F
always leaves a mess
A#                                     F    A#
So cheers to the Damsel in Distress
  F                  C                  G  
I’m putting up with so much pettiness.
B
CHORUS Outro (2x)
F#                         C#
DON’T ever cross a girl on PMS
She’ll unleash Hell on Earth and
always leaves a mess
So cheers to the Damsel in Distress
I’m putting up with so much pettiness

Monkey See, Monkey Do (Everything I don’t like is Hitler) 
Words and music by David Nassau
© June 2018 David Nassau

Intro: Am Dm G Am G
Verse riff: Am Dm G Am F G (2x)

VERSE 1
Everyone whom they don’t like 
is Hitler in disguise
It surely stinks, but that’s how they think
But these nutters don’t realise
From each and every action
is followed by a reaction
You tread on me, you’ll get beat
It takes two to tango, oy vey.

PRE-CHORUS
A
You don’t have to love me
E
Just hear what I want to say
F G
Oh yey, 

CHORUS:  (2x)
C
Monkey see, Monkey do
          G
I love trolling them snowflakes
Dm
Monkey see, Monkey do
            Am           F     G
It feels good, so good man
C
Monkey see, monkey do
G
There’s so little that they can take
Dm
Monkey see, Monkey do
G
oh yeah

INTERLUDE

VERSE 2:
One side has double standards
Just like a certain Bee
If you are not with them 
then you are the Enemy.
You try to play by their rules
To expose them bloody fools           
They deem you an idiot, or a bigot                             
or whatever-phobe, oy vey

PRE-CHORUS
You don't have to love me
Just hear what I have to say, oh, yeah

CHORUS: 
Monkey see, Monkey do
I love trolling them snowflakes
Monkey see, Monkey do
It feels good, so good man
Monkey see, monkey do
There’s so little that they can take
Monkey see, Monkey do
oh yeah

BRIDGE:
F
They don’t see there are other viewpoints
Am
They can’t accept the truth, zoinks
G 
They are adult babies
F
There’s something to remember
Am
There are only 2 genders,
 G                             
No ifs, ands or maybes

INTERLUDE
PRE-CHORUS
CHORUS

Monkey See Monkey Do

Champagne Socialist 
Words and music by David Nassau
© July 2018 David Nassau

VERSE 1
F#m                                       B
You’re a Champagne Socialist
C#                                                                F#m
You empathise with others while living in bliss
D                    F#m        D
“Do as I say, not as I do”
F#m           C#           Bm           F#m
The Hypocrisy is strong within you
D                    F#m        D
“Do as I say, not as I do”
F#m           C#           Bm           F#m
The Hypocrisy is strong with you

VERSE 2
Limousine Liberal, Gauche Caviar
Radical chic, we all know who you are
Socialista de Iphone, Salonbolschewik
The irony of all of this really makes me tick
“Do as I say, not as I do”
The Hypocrisy is strong within you

VERSE 3
You claim you’re fighting for equality
And yet you live knee-deep in luxury
Yes, I know you can talk the talk
Now let’s see if you can really walk the walk 
“Do as I say, not as I do”
The Hypocrisy is strong within you

VERSE 4
You believe in disarmament 
while living in castles with armed guards, my friend
How would feel if I took away their guns?
Let me tell you, that would not be fun
“Do as I say, not as I do”
The Hypocrisy is strong within you

VERSE 5
It’s fine and dandy to praise Socialism 
But it fails the test of pragmatism
You love open borders, yet you live behind a wall?
I just can’t take you seriously at all
“Do as I say, not as I do”
The Hypocrisy is strong within you

VERSE 6
You boast that you are a Man of the People 
Yet you look down upon them as a bunch of sheeple
You hire them as servants, butlers and maids
You give double standards such a bad name
“Do as I say, not as I do”
The Hypocrisy is strong within you

Champagne Socialist

Dear listeners and fans,

My name is David Nassau (also known as "CrazyChap"). Musician, Actor and singer-songwriter. Country is my main genre, but I can write and perform songs from almost any genre. My songs are satirical much like Weird Al Yankovic, except they are all originals. My gender is 308, and my pronouns are M1A/FAL/AR-10/G3

For those who are interested in contacting me, please write at d_nassau@outlook.com. When you do, please identify yourself so you wouldn't be labeled spam! 

Anyways, safeties off and show-time!

David Nassau

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