long running joke with a friend. I don't really eat babies.  

I Eat Babies

It's A Good Day

Crap demo. Promised to get it up by Thanksgiving. Polished version next year we hope.

The Thanksgiving Song (Dirty)

Little ditty I did for a friend when he opened a wash, dry and fold.

Go With Flo (CV)

Shit Sandwich

Rum & Coke

My friend's dad was the creatorr of the Ek Commando Knife. They were a favorite of soldiers in 5 or more wars. This song is about someone who would not have been born if his father didn't have the Ek knife in WWII.

John Ek Saved My Life (Ek Commando Knife)

People will lie, cheat and steel to get their hands on my mangoes. I'd leave some on my porch for Miss Loretta each morning and she would drop some mango bread by a few days later with a note signed - MH (Your Mango Whore). 

Mango Whore

Written by David Sloan and Matt Quinton. Demo performed by Matt Quinton.

Wounded Warrior

Key Lime Kirby is a giant pie who is passionate about using real Key limes. This is his new dance. I dare you not to groove along.

The Key Lime Kirby

Another drunk recording. My friend Gregg says 'done' a lot. This is a song about him. 

Gregg is Done-1

I wrote a movie called Metalritaville. It was a modern-day Spinal Tap about a high school metal band that shaped the metal scene, then got hard-ons for Jimmy Buffett when their van broke down in Key West. This is the song where they were trying to get back to their metal roots, but could not quite let their tropical obsessions go.

Margarita Diarrhea

I'm pretty much a word guy. Love to twist, turn and bang them with a sledge hammer until they realize their potential then put them in a song that usually turns out to be about sex, death or both. I grew grew up listening to The Doors, Doctor Demento, Metallica and Free To Be You and Me. I have a knack for double entendre and twisted lyrics, so the humor keeps people's minds off my singing and guitar skills.  

David L. Sloan

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