Six Feet Underground

Finally a version where it doesn't sounds like there's gravel in my throat!

Blackshear

Dr Belligerent, PhD

American Netflix - by Ben Schwartz, Horatio Sanz and Scott Aukerman.   Full episode here: http://www.earwolf.com/episode/schwartz-schwarts/

American Netflix

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LYRICS:
He said pick your team
before you play the game
I saw him with Gene
But now he hates that name
(only with a J)
St Lucy’s front door screamed
while shutting in my face
Through the slot, he beamed,
His nose held high with utmost grace,
and he said:

"I bet things are perfect
Bet you're sleeping like a baby
You don't need to tell me
I don't even need to ask
I know Kanye West gave you
the keys to his Mercedes
You best pray to God your luck lasts”

But my favorite monster
Did it himself:
He puréed lipstick
Turned it to florescent ink
My favorite monster
Wrote it himself
On the wall, real big:

Don’t ever go to that church!

I know!
‘Cause they put circuitry
inside your open brain
My dad builds TV’s
I’m sure he could explain
(He saw it on the news once)
He's not one for politics
You're this, you're that,
You make him sick.
You're probably thinking with your dick
And he'll be dead, so listen kid

And let the ground shake under you,
It really makes me smile,
You could throw a stone
and find a husband or a wife
Or you could go for walks
instead of sprinting down the aisle
Boy do I wish I had your life

But my favorite monster
Did it himself:
Puréed the lipstick,
Turned it to florescent ink
My favorite monster
Wrote it himself
On the wall, real big.

It’s just a definite fact that I own
Nothing but myself
I’m bathing in the sewer exit by the bay
and it’s alright cause
Sunday morning
When this life is over
I’ll fly away

No you don’t need to panic
Cause I swear that I won’t jump, sir
Sometimes when the wind is right
I hear what people think
Here’s my Spider-Man mask
I once found inside a dumpster
Once it’s on, the whole damn town stinks

But my favorite monster
Did it himself:
He puréed lipstick
Turned it to florescent ink
My favorite monster
Wrote it himself
On the wall, real big

[name redacted]

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