The Upload

instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNl62Uox9U

instagram: @lil_minecart

twitter: https://twitter.com/LilMinecart

Lyrics:
(Lil Minecart)
Aint no rapper like the minecraft kid 
Gonna mess you up like the toys and cid
you aint nothing cept a kid
and us grownups aint have time to kid
whaddup blockas, long time no see
its been a while since ive drank your pee
no homo tho it aint gay
im just doin it the minecraft way 0:28
placin blocks like trump and the wall
aint no joke im going awol
you dont stand a chance against the craft
cuz you're gettin the shaft and im startin to laugh
my skin is block 
like my cock
Bitches flock
Blockas finna stock
the groceries on the shelf cuz theres the elf
and that elf is me doin your mom 0:48
like back in nam when her name was tom
and no homo but this fricks the bomb
Pussy so good convert to islam
Make her go ee 
like the meat salam
sorry god that's not the christian way
but ive got to say, youre fucking gay
ill show you the way of the gay
cuz minecraft is the game i play
Mcdonalds be paying me minimum wage
Cant live on this salary that im getting paid
Cant buy a car but im still getting laid
cuz who needs a car, when you lil minecart
Items in the mine shaft, chests are open
Guarding the village wit my iron golem
Pick always used but it never broken
#1 on the server blockas call me admin

growing some crops
bitches without tops
come to my house
frick them in your blouse
but you aint get none cuz you pussy stank
and your pickaxe just aint as dank
no its just a prank im so lonely
if only my homie would keep on blow me 
on my macaroni, 
im into ponies, 
and i might be boney
but not where it counts
and my bank accounts full of amounts
filled with gold and diamonds tall as a mount
so get on this dick and start to bounce
so many girls startin to miscount
there's no doubt that im the stuff
Minin so long im startin to gettin buff
Been tankin arrows im really tough
Mess with me there’ll be a snuff


but hol up heres my boy from spain
he came here to bring the pain
name's young frijoles

That's my name
I said that.
yeah I know
alright.

(Young Frijoles)
Very young age and I eat frijoles
Smokin on sage while we skeeting on hoes an
Thotties get bodied when my chop goes karate (ooh)
Screamin’ murder murder like Irv fuckin Gotti (daym)

Cuz I'm wearing big boi timbs 
an yous a dipshit gimp
You like a bitter bitch 
 cuz you finna get pimped (brr)
And I put that on my city, Gran Jose
Big 408

Minecraft Kids

i want to thank all of you so much for everything. as a theatre dweeb, i love to entertain others. my goal in life is to make as many people as possible happy. i'm so glad i found mashups to spend time with and find an audience. i love all of you. more mashups are coming sooon, imma just take a lil break

JAMJAMJAM! エピック [1000 Followers Celebration!]

Chiptune Song: How Unique You Are

Chunky Train

We had a lot of fun with this one ツツツ

Collab with my epic gamer friend @CactusTeam

DL in case the soundcloud one breaks again: https://mega.nz/#!zRowTKpC!ooeDF_3rsUkMcPiEpi37DxAm4DWVGfGLUEWHI_iCYl4

Tracklist:

ANAMANAGUCHI - ‘John Hughes’
YOUVE BEEN GNOMED.WMV
KENDRICK LAMAR - ‘M.A.A.D City’
K/DA - ‘POP/STARS’
PORTER ROBINSON & MADEON - ‘Shelter’
CHILDISH GAMBINO - ‘Bonfire’
REBECCA BLACK - ‘Friday’
MADEON - ‘Finale’
CAPTAINSPARKLEZ & TRYHARDNINJA - ‘Revenge - A Minecraft Parody of Usher's DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love’
VIRTUAL SELF - ‘Ghost Voices’
HHGREGG OST - ‘Christmas In July’
μ’s - ‘Snow halation’
PEWDIEPIE & PARTY IN THE BACKYARD - ‘Bitch Lasagna’
AARON SMITH - ‘Dancin' (KRONO Remix)’
S3RL - ‘MTC’
PORTER ROBINSON - ‘Goodbye To a World’
UNDERTALE OST - ‘Megalovania’
TRAVIS SCOTT ft. DRAKE - ‘Sicko Mode’
KAGUYA-SAMA: LOVE IS WAR OST - ‘Chikatto Chika Chika’
MARSHMELLO ft. BASTILLE- ‘Happier’
MARSHMELLO - ‘Alone’
VALENTINO KHAN - ‘Pump’
BREAKBOT ft. IRFANE - ‘Baby I'm Yours’
SOULJA BOY - ‘Crank That’
PENDULUM - ‘Hold Your Colour’
JONTRON ft. SCHMOYOHO - ‘Love Is Like Drugs’
ILOVEFRIDAY - ‘Mia Khalifa’
YELLOWCARD - ‘Ocean Avenue’
CARAMELL - ‘Caramelldansen (SpeedyCake Remix)’
DONKEY KONG 64 OST - ‘DK Rap’

ANAMEMEAGUCHI MEGAMASHUP『w/CactusTeam』

Exclusive track for Chiptunes = WIN's "Spacetunes = WIN," released 10 March 2019. Mastered by Stemage.

Get it at https://chiptuneswin.bandcamp.com/album/spacetunes-win

Spacetunes = WIN

Stardirge

YT won't let me upload this unless I completely fuck the audio beyond recognition but I guess SC doesn't care as much

Girls Just Wanna Fuck Bees

This is me turning the tables. Again. 

SOURCES (in order of appearance)
- @neilcic : The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
- Neil Cicierega, Internet Person - XOXO Festival 2016
- "This is a Certified Hood Classic" soundbite
- The Beastie Boys - Intergalactic 
- PSY - Gangnam Style
- The B-52s - The Love Shack
- Death Grips - Beware
- Linkin Park - Crawling
- Airhorn sfx
- Chip Da Ripper - Freestyle (Interior Crocodile Alligator)
- a-ha - Take on Me
- Childish Gambino - Bonfire
- Death Grips - Spread Eagle Across the Block ("HIT HIT HIT!")
- Big Shaq - Freestyle
- System of a Down - Chop Suey
- Donkey Kong Rap
- Smash Mouth - All Star
- Barenaked Ladies - One Week
- Skull Trumpet sfx
- Death Grips - Guillotine ("AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!") 

Melodramatic Speech Below

I joined the Soundclown (which is now a dated term) community when I was just 14. It's quite possibly the most fun I've had on the internet. I ended up making some great friends and great memories. 

However, I don't really feel the urge to make mashups like I used to. I think the "Soundclown" movement has kind of run its course, and those who still do this kind of stuff do it way better than I can. I still like to make music, but not so much flat-out memes these days. I still make stuff  @wax-poet and @orangespams if you still want to hear anything. Heck, I still might post here on occasion. 

Thank you all.

The Ultimate Soundclown of Ultimate Destimeme 2: The Final Soundclown

This came out of Mari's butt. But it's surprisingly good!

MARI_POOP_MIX 01

The results are in: Yes, I do in fact hate myself for creating this

Chunkyman

The sound quality of the original was horrible so I decided to fix it

Arcien - Sounbank 74
Pendulum - Crush

Crushbank 74 (REMASTERED)

back with a new jam, enjoy <3

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[lyrics]
i've been thinking that we'll never fall apart
but you never ever open up your heart
and i don't know the easy way to start
yeah i don't know the easy way to start

i'll tell you what i like about your smile
and you just don't say nothing for a while
and you don't think that what i say is true
and that is why i wrote this song for you

you tell me you don't love yourself that much, well that sucks
let's go over all the little things that make me fall in love with you
and maybe then you might start feeling something new

but you won't listen
and it's like im in a constant intermission,
and i don't think that there's anything i'm missing,
and i'm kinda sick of all this repetition

stop
and tell me all your feelings,
and tell me i'm not dreaming
'cause there must be a reason
that's stopping you from leaving

~intermission~

~spotify~

This is a Capel-ized version of a very old song I did ; https://soundcloud.com/leila-wilson-woofle/sable-grove 
I'd been wanting to give it the Capel treatment for some time. Missed my chance on the last two albums, but got it ready in time for Return to Aloha, which will be releasing in late spring.
I'll probably fix the spot where I left too many tracks active, though. Ooops, just noticed that.
 Enjoy! Art is by Dusky!

The Upload

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