FUNDAMENTALLY, MINECRAFT IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED, AND NO OTHER GAME CAN REACH ITS CALIBER. WHEN MINECRAFT WAS RELEASED, IT RAISED THE BAR OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY TO A POINT WHERE NO OTHER GAME COULD PHYSICALLY EVER BE BETTER THAN MINECRAFT, OTHER THAN MINECRAFT ITSELF. MINECRAFT FOREVER IS AND WILL BE THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME. YOU CAN DO SHIT WITH BLOCKS. YOU CAN GET DIAMONDS AND ALL THAT SHIT. IF SOMEBODY ASKED ME, “WHY DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT SO MUCH?”, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD TELL THEM? I WOULD TELL THEM MINECRAFT IS MY SOUL, IT IS MY FUEL, IT GIVES ME THE STRENGTH AND ENERGY TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND KEEP GOING. MINECRAFT IS SIMPLY GOD’S GIFT TO THIS WORLD. I’VE HAD ISSUES WITH DEPRESSION FOR YEARS, ALONG WITH ANXIETY, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAS KEPT ME GOING? MINECRAFT. BEING ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A GOOD OL TIME ON MINECRAFT. IF YOU PLAY MINECRAFT, YOU’RE ALREADY ON A HIGHER LEVEL INTELLECTUALLY THAN THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION. THAT’S SIMPLY BECAUSE MINECRAFT MAKES YOU SUPERIOR TO THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE. IT STIMULATES YOUR BRAIN CELLS THE MORE YOU PLAY, WITH EVERY COBBLESTONE YOU COLLECT, THE MORE POWER YOU RECEIVE. FOR EVERY COOKED STEAK YOU CONSUME AND EVERY DIAMOND SHOVEL YOU BREAK, MORE POWER GOES TO YOU. THE MORE YOU PLAY MINECRAFT, THE MORE OF A SAINT YOU BECOME, UNTIL YOU PLAY ENOUGH MINECRAFT TO REACH ULTIMATE GOD STATUS. MINECRAFT IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED.

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dayeoffer vs everyone

"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness).
Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music.
Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta.
Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral
EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE
NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

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Pwants vs zombies 2 Chinese edition was a wife changing expewience that I think evewyone who wikes to pway on theiw Nintendo 3DS shouwd enjoy, not onwy is it fun but awso is a vewy chawwenging and unique game.

I bewieve that pwants vs zombies 2 Chinese edition desewves game of the yeaw.

The community behind this game had fowevew changed who I am, I wiww awways wemembew the peopwe that I befwiended and soon wiww mawwy.

If you do not know I met my futuwe wife at a pwants vs zombies 2 Chinese edition convention whewe we tawked about ouw favowite pwants and zombies. We awe going to name ouw fiwst chiwd peashootew aftew the iconic game chawactew who wiww fowevew be in ouw heawts.

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Minecraft, but every time I take damage, I take one laxative. In this video, me and my friend are going to try to kill the enderdragon without shitting our pants. Will we make it? Or will we make a stinky poo poo in our doo doo diapers waaahhh oooooooga boooga gu gu ga ga, you’re about to find out. Also, according to YouTube statistics, only a small percentage of you are actually subscribed. So if you end up liking this video, consider subscribing. It’s free, and you can always unsubscribe. Enjoy the video.

im2minecraft #ME {currse + erdo}

Concerned Christian father here, recently my 11 year old son downloaded the video game Fortnite after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me a “default” and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the battle bus”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?

who r u {erdo}

mastered by jesus christ

William Afton is the main antagonist of the FNaF VHS series by Squimpus McGrimpus, serving as the overarching antagonist of both Season 1 and the non-canon .mp4 videos, and the main antagonist of Season 2. He is the arch-nemesis of Michael and being the father of both the former and his youngest son Joseph Afton. William is also responsible for the Missing Children Incident at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, having periodically revisiting the pizzeria from 1984 to 1985 to abduct and kill children in order to vent his anger over the death of his son, Joseph, in the Bite of '83, which was caused by his eldest son, Michael. :)

nova is the gang yeah u know that this the faction

@dayeoffer -🦶 burned down 🦶 w/ FNAF #SLUTTTCORE {ssoh}

It's been 2 seconds without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Roblox, I bought the Super Super Happy Face, and bought a Valkyrie for my girlfriend CoolDjoleProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Roblox can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Roblox is very amazing and I can't lose it. Roblox is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend john there, In bloxburg, I was delivering pizzas, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed than I got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that, we went on many dates to Adopt Me, where we adopted 2 boys named DemonicLuciferr, and RedDoflaming0. Demonic and Red were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Brookhaven. after that we had our child in Bloxburg on our rooftop named laser lamps. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... Roblox was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back..

jon 

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@dayeoffer- 💸 bankroll 💸 (erdo + positive)

Stop calling slabs "half-slabs," you fucking imbeciles. A slab is half a block. If you say "half-slab," you're literally saying "half half block," or in other words, "quarter-block." A slab is not a quarter of a block. It is a half of a block. There is no such thing as a quarter block.

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@dayeoffer - 💯 $W4GL4ND 💯(erdo + mylo)

@dayeoffer @suneoffer @noonoffer @rupert40 @niteoffer

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@dayeoffer - darth sidious + noonoffer #ME [1ner0un]

🎤 Dayeoffer - The Digicore Rapper of Minecraft 🎮

Blasting beats from the pixelated underground, Dayeoffer brings the freshest Digicore vibes straight from the blocky world of Minecraft! Known for his signature creeper face hoodie and explosive lyrics, he’s here to shake up the game with glitchy soundscapes and melodies that hit like a TNT block. If you’re ready for a journey through the digital realms, tune in and let Dayeoffer blow your mind like a charged creeper. 💣🔥

🌌 Let’s craft some beats and break some blocks! 🧨🎵

#DayeOfferMusic #SoundCloudArtist #MusicalJourney #SwagLand

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