You can't get old
In Bolder City

You can't get rich
Without a gun

Well I try, to avoid
The blackout...

It's so true
I've only had a few
But everyday
I keep on getting liver damage

You can't get off
For love nor money

You just got on
To ride the wave

Even if the drugs lack flavour
They're going up or down that same hole anyway

It's so true
I've only had a few
But everyday
I keep on getting liver damage

Liver Damage

Wake up 
Have a rollup 
Gotta get myself a zoogie 

You're Hank Marvin 
Have a guess 
I eat gravel when I haven't got anything else to eat...

I Eat Gravel

Blood, dripping down my septum
Blood, Noah is around me but
The weak blow his arc and stole

Mud, filling up my brew
Tip top, kissing on a whistle stop tour of your insides

Smegma pidgeonhole
Got an old Smegma fridge and all the trimmings and gold
Women and mould
Bin man bold lettering

Shimmering seashells on a sea shore
But they never get sold
And it never gets cold in hell
Cos the lava won't rebel

Greek Birdy with a Mozambique
Asleep in a new green Jeep
What is the answer to life?!?

Mud tripping on my doldrums
Sudden gore, blood and all that guff
What a little pinprick
You're at shindig
You got your brand new ear wig

Smegma pidgeonhole
Got an old Smegma fridge and all the trimmings and gold
Women and mould
Bin man bold lettering

Shimmering seashells on a sea shore
But they never get sold
And it never gets cold in hell

Smegma

We got no popup moaning
Bored and in a steep decline
You know
Your friends are your foes

And when the pope goes to bed
I can't get that toupee off his head
That's when you know you're fucked

Popup Moaning

Get my giggles in the heat, yeah
Have you had a go?
I’m letting you

On the edges of your seat
Getting vertigo
But my lord the view!

It’s a miracle, glowing in the dark
But never getting cynical
Of a Noah’s Arc party in the pool
But what can you do?

How d’you let up on the Sweet Freaks
It’s another way of not stacking them shelves

Get your booty to the beach
There’s a hell a lot of tails ain’t chasing themselves

And I hover down to the freak show
It’s a mode of transport never yet flawed

Well I know you’d rather have a cheap bro
It’s a no brainer when you’re stoned

Somewhere to go to get easy

I get my giggles in the street, yeah
Have you had a nose job recently?

On the corners of the wheat field
I can see a weird America

Faster than a locomotive asteroid
For a royal abuse
You flatten out a new found island, yeah

Somewhere to go to get easy
You get easy

Get My Giggles

Change the time, no
Your watch is working backwards
If you wind, oh
If you wind the hands in the opposite direction will it grow?
The answer’s yes but… the answer’s no
What d’you deduce from that?

Change the time, no
Your watch is working backwards
If you wind, oh
If you wind the hands in the opposite direction will it grow?
The answer’s yes but… the answer’s no
What d’you deduce from that?

Funny how it seems like everything’s obscene
Like you just have to go
Funny how the man can ruin a good plan
And take away your soul

Fuck your wife
Fuck your husband later on
Who says that you gotta pick a favourite?

Well if the man is a woman and the woman is a man is a woman and the woman is a man
You fuck head

Funny how it seems like everything’s obscene
Like you just have to go
Funny how the man can ruin a good plan
And take away your soul

Funny how it seems like everything’s obscene
Like you just have to go
Funny how the man can ruin a good plan
And take away your soul

DEAD YETI