Who knew the "Merc with a Mouth" could sing?!  Check out this fan-made musical mashup of “Deadpool” and “Beauty & the Beast” featuring Wade’s own for-mature-audiences version of the classic song “Gaston” from the original musical!   (If you like it, please share it!  #DeadpoolMusical)

A loving parody of “Gaston” from “Beauty and the Beast”
Composed by Alan Menken
Lyrics by Howard Ashman

*This is a non-profit unofficial fan-film that is not intended for commercial use. It was made solely for fun. Characters are owned by 20th Century Fox/Marvel Studios and this fan-film is not connected in any way to said companies.*

LYRICS:

Bartender:
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Deadpool
In fact, it usually does
'Cause you look like my balls
Under that hood, Deadpool
Just thinking of it kills my buzz

Deadpool:
You know, normally that would have just hurt my feelings
but damn it, I've always wanted to be in a musical

Bartender: 
There's no man in town as reviled as you
And hell, they all wish you would die
Even thought you've proven quite tricky to kill
Everyone's going to try

Deadpool:
No ones quick as Deadpool
No one's slick as Deadpool
No one punches you right in the dick like Deadpool

For there's no man in town half as--
Ooh, chimichanga!
Perfect, give up man, it's gone

You can ask Anna, Natty or Betsy
And they'll tell you who's team they prefer to be on

Black Widow/Rogue:
Avengers.  X-Men.

Deadpool:
Come on, say X-Force!

Psylocke:
Bugger off, Wade.

Deadpool:
So, what's with this threesome anyways?  Sexy recon?  Super Charlie's Angels?  Oooh, I could be your Bosley!

Rogue: 
Watch your back, sugar.

Deadpool:
Noone's fun like Deadpool
Shoots his gun like Deadpool

Black Widow:
Heroes should not kill a ton like Deadpool

Deadpool:
My kill count is really intimidating!

Gang:
Hey, kill that guy, that Deadpool!  
Shoot off his balls
Cut off his route

Deadpool:
Hey, sexy friends, won't you please help me out?

Gang:
First one to kill Deadool
Gets to win the dead pool

Deadpool:
If Spider-Man were here
that'd be really cool

Spider-Man:
You're lucky I was passing througn here

Deadpool:
Yay, those tights to great things for your arse!

Voice:
Hey, you're no slouch in that way either.

Deadpool:
Thanks, voice!
But every last inch of me's
covered in scars.
SHIT!  MOTHERFUCKER!

Deadpool:
No one flips like Deadpool
Changes clips like Deadpool
No one wields katanas
And rips like Deadpool
I'm especially good at decapitating!

Beheaded:
Heads roll for Deadpool!

Deadpool:
When I was a boy
I humped this unicorn
Every morning to help me get off
But lately I'm thinking
I might hump The Hulk
Tell me, what is that like Romanoff?

Heroines:
No one jokes like Deadpool
or provokes like Deadpool
No one else has an ego
to stroke like Deadpool

Deadpool:
You guys wanna spoon and watch Conan later?

Everyone:
No!
My what a guy, Deadpool!

Deadpool:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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