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Markiplier Outro

I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
Oh-oh-oh

Hey! Have you heard of the I Like Trains kid?
He's pretty cool, but I think there's something wrong with him
I don't know if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain
But the only thing he ever says is "I like trains."

I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
Oh-oh-oh

From birth the I Like Trains kid never spoke a word
Not even to his parents, not a single sound was heard
But on the first day of school the teacher asked his name
All he did was smile as he said "I like trains."

I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
Oh-oh-oh

They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help
The doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt
He stared at the doctor with a little creepy smile
And the I Like Trains kid said:

"I feel great!"

He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life
He met a nice girl who he asked to be his wife
As they stood at the altar, and prepared to say their vows
He put a ring on her finger, and he said:

I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
Oh-oh-oh

Got bad grades? I like trains!
Awkward date? I like trains!
Don't like trains? ...

I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
Oh-oh-oh

I like trains Asdfmovie song - TomSka

LYRICS :

Everybody do the flop!

The do the flop guy liked to dance all the time
But he couldn't do it right no matter how hard he tried
He had two left feet from an accident at birth
And every time he danced he always flopped face first
But then one day as he jumped in the air
Everybody turned and looked and they pointed and they stared
He had a bright idea right before he hit the floor
He shouted "everybody do the flop": a new dance craze was born

Do do do the flop
Do do do the flop
Everybody do the flop x2

The do the flop guy was a viral sensation
Everybody did the flop all across the whole nation
He was front page news, with his new dance move
Everyone wanted to be in his new dance crew
But then one day, things started going wrong
When a flop concert was interrupted by a bomb (hello!)
He said please stop, but no matter what he tried
There was no stopping now for the do the flop guy

(Chorus)

The do the flop guy had to start a new trend
Cuz the flop might the whole cause the whole world to end
He had stop people from flopping on their faces
He tried to invent a new dance sensation

Everybody do the don't fall down
Everybody do the stay in place
Everybody do the standing up
Everybody don't do the flop

Everybody do the don't fall down
[Keep your feet on the ground]
Everybody do the stay in place
[Please don't break your face]
Everybody do the standing up
[Don't even put your hands up]
Everybody don't do the flop

The do the flop guy couldn't make them all stop
They didn't like the new moves as much as the flop
They tuned him out, and they all turned their backs
Yeah they left him behind.102 and they called him a hack
The do the flop guy had nothing left to prove
There was only one thing that he knew how to do
It was in his blood, call it destiny or fate
He shouted "everybody do the flop" and the earth began to shake

Everybody do the flop ! Asdfmovie song - TomSka

500 Chunks

Your Door Was Locked!

Beep Beep I'm a Sheep! 
Youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZlfbep2LdU
I don't own this. This was made by the asdfmovie team.

Beep Beep I'm a Sheep - Youtube Comment Edition

Mine Turtle (LilDeuceDeuce feat. TomSka)

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How Do I Craft This Again?

♪ Screw the Nether (Moves Like Jagger Parody)

MINE TURTLE (an TomSka Produced song)

I Only uploaded this to spite somebody, I did not make this song, but I wrote the lyrics (Which wasn't posted on the Actual video). Fuck you
@SpamKiller_1 aka @user-640403362. I bet SpamKiller_1 Isn't your real account you little shit AHAHHAHAHA THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT YYYYYYOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?? AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[EVERY LISTEN IN THIS SONG IS A "FUCK YOU" TO SPAMKILLER AND THAT EDGY SANS AU IN THE COMMENTS!!]

Lyrics:
The boy in green, oh yeah it's me Luigi
[Spoken]: It's-a-me Luigi!
My mansion was such a lonely place to bee-gi
[Spoken]: Nobody-a talk to me!


The ghosts would throw away the key
to lock their rooms when they would
See me walking down the hallways with my hoover.
[Spoken]: It's a hoover of friendship!


My friends would laugh at me, including Yoshi
The creature I literally RIDE on! (Pause on that lmao)
They laughed at me because I'm clumsy and I'm tall.
[Spoken]: They don't care at all!


They only care about my jump
And last year daisy gave me the dump... (Dayum)
'Cause she secretly had a fling-with-a Yoshi. (DAYUM)
-Which I'm pretty sure is illegal...


I was tired of this-a Mario land
and I'm afraid I had to force my hand...


So I took them all for a mansion tour
I said I had an extension!


But on the second floor, they fell through a trapdoor
To a cage, I made that day!
And I paid Bowser to scare my friends
To play a little prank on them. 


But Ironically Bowser pranked me
And started to torture my closest friends


He made a giant hamster wheel for Yoshi
That powers a giant machine
That makes his evil wooden deathships fly.
[Spoken]: If he stops running we all-a die!


And Peach was serving drinks to guys
Just like in that movie: "Return of the Jedi" (Nice reference bro)


There's no chance of an escape...
I may have made a big mistake...


[Pirranha Plants]: This is the tale of Luigi's big mistake! (Thats what my parents called me)


[Spoken]: OOoOOoOOoooHHHh NOOooOooOOo~


[Pirranha Plants]: This isn't what he wanted for goodness sake!


Toad was kept, Deep within a dungeon.
He hasn't eaten in months! (Kinky..?)
As a one-man factory mass-producing mushrooms
[Spoken]: His bum is-a extremely-a tired!


And Mario was smashing bricks
whilst goombas hit him hard with sticks


There's no chance of an escape...
I may have made a big mistake... [ I may have made a big mistake ]


[Pirranha Plants]: This is the tale of Luigi's big mistake!


[Spoken]: NOOOoooOooO HooO HooO~ HoOOOOooo Hoooo~ (Merry Christmas)


[Pirrhanha Plants]: This isn't what he wanted, for goodness sake!


As for me, Luigi, I'm still-a lonely... Sigh 
I may be a little more lonely than before...
And the Mushroom Kingdom is destroyed
By an evil spiky tyrant Blastoise (Roasted)


The lesson that I learned that day...
Is never turn your back-


- Luigi Gets a concussion - 


[Bowser]: Shut up.

[Bowser]: Stop playing that song man, It's depressing. You're depressing everyone in here. Just play the song I asked you to play

[Spoken]: B-But I don't want to play that song anymore! 
That song insults me!

[Bowser]:  Play the song or I'll kill your entire fa-Chuckle or I'll kill your entire family.

O-Oh..Okay..I-a play the song

[Spoken/Sung?] Ba-ba-ba-baabaa baa bum.. bah bah bum..

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Do not Bully People

(Edit): Apparently this song is SECOND PLAE in the Religious tag, so I'm going to Plug my Switch FC here, I play SSBU, Splatoon 2 competitively  Please friend me daddy~

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