The offscoring gadgee Dean Everett lays down some bars to take out his dog Onita in a hardboiled rap battle! This assay to a track with the line "I'm the quintessential crapulous of credulous" features the beat "FREE Old School Dark Rap Beat / Cutthroat (Prod/ By Syndrome)" par Syndrome.

I'm The Quintessential Crapulous Of Credulous! Assay 1

We're in this together!
The gap has been bridged
Albeit this track has been abridged
Je veux la monde à comprendre
Je suis amour
Forevermore
Studious Study of Ethnographic's (Gmat Vocabulary-Kind of Makes sense)
Prove to the bigots we no' different (thinking of Kate Upton maladroitly dancing to two chains or somethin').
Can't show no bravado (thinking about surviving kafkaesque situations). 
Hold back my pride (I dislike this line--maybe it should be in japanese or somethin')
Cause(get rid of "cause" next time) I'm a (Imma blended sounds nice)true debator
The right kind of egalitarian (explain further).
Snogging all people--even the bigots.
Showing my true colours
A ubiquitous hoe.
Tis I! (I dig the self-deprecating stuffies)

E.L.E The Ubiquitous Hoe Tis I Assay 1

Hello, my name is Dean Murdoch, one of the many Murdochs in the Murdoverse. My avowed identities include identification with Liberal Conservatism, Protestantism, Gibbonianism, Thomas Paine Fanboyism, Jeffersonianism, Mariculturalism, & other whatnot.

Dean Everett Murdoch [Murdoverse]