There's only one explanation
Demolition is vital to the cause
There's only one explanation
Suspicion invites us, one and all

Would you be annoyed with me
Would you be upset
If I blot my tongue
My prized possession
With a lick of tar I butter up my muscle gun

Knock knock can you hear that sound
Knock knock can you hear those voices
No I'm serious, I hear a voice
I swear it must be Satan; could be god

We're only one deviation
We're fickle and spiteful to our own
We're lonely ape abberations
With sickles we slice you to the bone

Would you be annoyed with me
Would you be upset
If I blot my tongue
My prized possession
With a lick of tar I butter up my muscle gun

Don't play the pissarse with me
We both know what this means
I cannot wait to annihilate you
Then blow away


Knock knock can you hear that sound
Knock knock can you hear those voices
No I'm serious, I hear a voice
I swear it must be Satan; could be god

Night Cap (demo)

Do As I Do Do Do Do (demo)

Nature Of Beasties (demo)

Welcome Back (I Want Chilluminati)

Let's follow
Let's follow
Let's follow
Let's follow the rules
There's happiness inside a tree
So grab an axe and get to swinging
Let's follow
Let's follow
Let's follow
Let's follow 
Do not stray far from me
Do not pretend to be


Are we there yet?
Or are we lost?

I-e-I
would follow you anywhere
I-e-I
will follow you where you go
Everyone knows
How this will go
Still you
Put on the show
Bask in the glow
How dare you think you're something new

Whacka Whacka

Open your presents,
Smile for the camera,
Mother is watching,
while father's unboxing.
And everyone can sing along,
'cause Christmas time is here.
 
Christmas everyday would surely be treat for everybody
I wish we could all hold our hands and live in harmony
Counterfeit smiles, and fake your cheer,
Everyone's a liar, Christmas time is here,
Act superior,
Christmas time is time for your wife,
to pretend she still loves you.

Come join the carols,
Annoy all your neighbours,
Go where they're residing,
you'll never catch them hiding,
eventually they'll call the cops,
'cause Christmas time is here.

Christmas everyday would surely be treat for everybody
I wish we could all hold our hands and live in harmony
Counterfeit smiles, and fake your cheer,
Everyone's a liar, Christmas time is here,
Hide the liquor,
An abundance of your husband's drunken escapades,
it's getting late and no one at your turkey,
'cause Christmas is bull-

Christmas Time Is Here Vocals

Just for fun. Need context? Here.... WATCHTHELINK:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coKoWFDy75c

I Am A Good Doctor

Revelry Remedy SixthPass

Everybody's comin' to me,
when they wanna show they still bleed,
Don't take advice that I told ya,
But still I'm your shoulder.
Everybody's comin' to me,
when they wanna show they still bleed,
Don't take advice that I told ya,
But still I'm your shoulder.


Well, I gotta say, 2018 has been a mixed bag,
Well, A lot of days it seems like,
Dean gonna come clean, gonna wave that white flag,
Third person perspective, 
only way someone's watching my back,
But I got a rucksack full of feedback,
I'm searching, objective,
I'm not working, I'm defective.
Everything I do's ineffective.
I hurt myself in confusion, and I think I'm losing,
Better bust out that max potion,
Man, I'm already using, an accent to rhyme words like Relapse and,
This comeback's like an accident, thank god spines can't get pregnant,
I really wanna backbone but do I also want her back? don't really know, although I need help but.

Everybody's comin' to me,
when they wanna show they still bleed,
Don't take advice that I told ya,
But still I'm your shoulder.
Everybody's comin' to me,
when they wanna show they still bleed,
Don't take advice that I told ya,
But still I'm your shoulder.
I can't be the one you seek out,
when you fuck it up and freak out,
I am on the edge of turning,
I can feel the anger burning.

Let me just apologise cause I didn't think that I'd,
Ever be the one that people come to,
With their anger and their issues,
Everybody comin' to me,
With their pain, lemme explain how this brain works,
'Cause it ain't black like turf or white like cocaine; it's a grey matter.

So lemme just shatter,
Some expectations right here right now, (conny)
There's a conflagration inside my mind, so the light is on, but I'm going in blind.
Sided with the wrong ones one too many times to want to be right, 
I think I'm losing my sight, seeing what I did and believing I was right, 
But I'm just a demon in disguise,
But the air's getting thin (get it?) and I guess I'll never know when Was the right time to fall from safety and grace with a lazy distasteful call. (twice)
I guess I can't blame you for hoping family's ashamed of me.
I'm sorry, Rebs,  how wrong we can be, but let's not obsess 'cause we both know this is for the best.

Shoulder

Tenacious D is the best fucking band of all fucking time.

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