I feel that when doctors sabotage each other, it’s not really the doctors who suffer. Just maybe there’s a third party involved who should be kept in the loop!

Yes. They let kids drink red bull and monster, even at school. It’s a hard world out there for the few who refuse to have caffeine.

The light and dark of home would make a good book title

John Green, always on brand even when he was a child.

Wow that answer nearly made me cry even after hearing it a second time more than half a year later.

ארז תדמור - 12-04-21

What would it feel like to be microwaved? How do I get my dad to chill on Facebook? How do I confront my roommate about the ferret oatmeal baths? And more!

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!

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165 - We're Gonna Make It

Where did all the websites go? How do you solve a problem like Maria? What's my brand? And more!

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!

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168 - All of Them, Including LinkedIn

What do I do when all my friends hang out without me? Are beans basically small potatoes? How do you smuggle a swan internationally? And more!

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com!

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171 - Our Pasta-Making Robot Overlords

What should I do at prom by myself? Can ghosts ride in cars? How do you end a voicemail? And more!

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173 - My Ghost Date, Timothy

How do I win the bird hospitality battle? Are the keys part of the car? How do I get better at creative writing? And more!

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180 - The Bird Thunderdome (w/ Katherine Green!)

Do a lot of people swerve? What constitutes black coffee? How do I make mac and cheese if I don't have milk? What is the rage/luck relationship when it comes to pennies? How do I find out my therapist's name? Should I give books to people who don't like to read? How should I deal with family drama? How do I get my charger back? Is it time to rip off the Band-Aid? John and Hank have (dubious) advice!

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189 - Weird Statistics

How do I get people to remember who I am? What do I do about the Red Bull I spilled in a kid's backpack? How do I deal with my girlfriend's unaccepting parents? Does cold water boil faster than hot water? Which way should a staple face? Is it possible to sneeze underwater? What is the correct way to eat the bottom of a popsicle? How do I get out of being grounded? Can I bring my boyfriend to a thing even though it says "spouses only"? John and Hank are here to help!

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190 - The Top Three Best Things About Sneezing Underwater

Why is my instinct to hug my dogs too hard? If you had to move to Sesame Street, who would you want to be your neighbor? How do you know when the story you've written is done? Why was Halley's Comet selected for The Anthropocene Reviewed? How does one properly celebrate the removal of orthodontia? Am I causing defective elevators? What do I do if my boyfriend is the speedo guy? Is it okay if I wear my wedding band before I get married? John Green and Hank Green give advice!

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208: Speedo Minotaur Guy (Live from Madison, WI!)

What can I do with my cactus costume? What do you do when people you don't know recognize you? Why are all the ghosts so old? Where do grownups keep their potatoes? Are there ghosts on Mars? How do I make my career choice not sound boring? Is climate change for real? Hank Green and John Green answer your questions!

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212: The Billionaire Cactus Ghost

What do I do when my friends don't invite me places? What are some conversation topics that are impossible to argue about? What do I do if I found my Christmas presents? How do I ensure my friend gets my dead hand? Is human vitamin D production dependent on skin surface area? Where does the phrase "in a pickle" come from? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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Time is tickell.
Chaunce is fickell.
Man is brickell.
Freilties pickell.
Poudreth mickell,
Seaſonyng lickell.

-John Heywood, 1562

270: Frailty's Pickle

Hank and John Green (YouTubers and etc) answer questions, give questionable advice, and talk about Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the 3rd tier English football club).

190 - The Top Three Best Things About Sneezing Underwater

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