John, stop trying to predict the future. You're always right!

Necrotizing fasciitis ...  Yeah maybe call it Bob.

Put my washing through a vocoder.

More on this 487th weekly Disquiet Junto project — Carillon Quotidian (Assignment: Turn a recurring sound from your life into music) — at: https://disquiet.com/0487/

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Carillon Wash Cycle (disquiet0487)

What is the proper thing to do with abandoned table beer? What's the best way to spend time on trains? How do I move on when my favorite show ends? How do I sleep in without waking up with a backache? Should I have played "The Imperial March" at a wedding? Are you allowed to use the soap in another person's shower? Why do some carrots taste earthier than others? Why isn't there a Neptune Day? What should I do about Gavin's grass ideas? John and Hank have dubious advice!

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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188 - The Imperial Bridal March

How do I get people to remember who I am? What do I do about the Red Bull I spilled in a kid's backpack? How do I deal with my girlfriend's unaccepting parents? Does cold water boil faster than hot water? Which way should a staple face? Is it possible to sneeze underwater? What is the correct way to eat the bottom of a popsicle? How do I get out of being grounded? Can I bring my boyfriend to a thing even though it says "spouses only"? John and Hank are here to help!

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190 - The Top Three Best Things About Sneezing Underwater

How did they decide doorbells should go ding dong? How do I get my coworkers out of my personal life? Why does Hank have button-up jeans? How do you not worry that everything you write has been written before? What are the odds that I'm part pigeon? Why don't you see tons of stars when you're in space? Hank and John have answers!

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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Dear Hank and John

196: The Is Nothing You Are Not

Can a sentient statue run for president? How do I attend a show solo? How can I be bougie enough for art frames? Could Elsa solve climate change? How can I not be a sobbing mess on my wedding day? Should I make a new ring for my dad? What should I do when I'm not sure if I know someone? Hank and John have answers!

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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201: Giant Stone Abraham Lincoln 2020

Where are the natural wheels? How do I make a conspiracy theorist understand that space exists? What are SEO tools? Should we market climate change better? Why are car horns so primitive? How do I confront my mortality compared to red curry paste? What do I do about the frog in the car? Are Tic Tacs food? John and Hank have answers!

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202: Pants Clone

How do I make this flesh-eating bacteria sound safe? How do I tell my housemate not to get a crockpot? Am I as unlikeable as the character I wrote? Does my friend live with a ghost? How did conspiracy theories spread before the internet? Why are the most-viewed vlogbrothers videos about giraffe sex? How do I stop my favorite movie from being my whole personality? How would fandoms respond to the apocalypse? John Green and Hank Green answer your questions from the Madison Museum of Contemporary Art, but shhh.

If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.

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204: Quiet, Subdued, and Possibly Illicit

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(08/09/20) Perda de Pessoas Amadas - Cap. V, Item 21.  Evangelho CAK Sacramento

Bájale al Netflix 18 octubre 2020

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Hank and John Green (YouTubers and etc) answer questions, give questionable advice, and talk about Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the 3rd tier English football club).

204: Quiet, Subdued, and Possibly Illicit

Dear Hank & John

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