Name: 038 - The Smelling in Your Dwelling by Dear Hank & John in Random 2
Duration: 53 min 48 s
Description: Why don't bugs die when we flick them? Why do we talk the way we do? What's the deal with dollars in movies? How much would it cost to buy the world a coke? And more!

Jesus Christ man! It's the Queen's English unless she's died!

dr.pepper shouldnt sponsor you as you will advertise for free anyways

reminds me of Greg Egan's two stories "Luminous" and "Dark Integers"

And now I'm thinking about how being that Donald Trump won the presidency, the conversation has... I dunno. Maybe it would've still fucking sucked regardless of who won....

John, unfortunately, most Dr. Pepper bottling plants are owned by Pepsi Co. and Coca Cola. sorry

2.50  euros in Belgium. 3.50 in Australia

It’s not always about succinctness. Sometimes you want language to be beautiful or expressive. Think of poetry. (Hank’s favorite thing!) Or a book like The Great Gatsby, where there is neither a lot of action nor a lot of dialogue, but the prose is delicious. In those cases, you are less interested in communicating quickly and more interested in communicating deeply.

Random 2

Fearless adventure seeker, YouTuber, and vlogger, Louis Cole, best known from his channel FunForLouis, joins Rhett & Link this week to discuss his passion for inspiring people to face their fears and break out of their comfort zones, why a court battle with the RSPCA lead him to abandon his original YouTube channel FoodForLouis and his videos of eating living things including a scorpion and tarantula, and how he prevented a full on gang brawl from breaking out inside of the double decker bus he drove around London. 

*NOTE: This conversation contains adult themes and language


Ep. 85 Louis Cole - Ear Biscuits

How should toilet paper be dispensed? Help! My fingers are glued together! If you hover a helicopter in the same place for 24 hours, why don't you travel around the earth? What food weird combinations do you like? What should I do if a scholarship requires me to read Ayn Rand? AND OTHER QUESTIONS ANSWERED!

022 - Post-Menopausal Cousin Marriage

Secure your skeletons - it’s a wild ride of pure Psychobabble! Once again, Tyler and Korey lose their minds (and their hands) as they discuss everything from pus suckers to eye boogers. Patch up the pieces as they cast the Real Housewives of Earth, describe their most violent moments, and debunk myths about shitting on babies.

PB 62: Whose Hand Is This?

How do I choose an ethical engagement ring? There's a wasp trapped in my dorm room! How do I know which arm rest is mine at the movie theater? And a question about grammar...from our father.

Also, we have a patreon now: https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn

026 - Should I Make Out With My Roommate?

Can create fresh water by boiling the sea with a giant magnifying glass? Is suffering necessary for us to appreciate the beauty in life? What about asteroids and super-volcanos! Should a heart be judged by how much it loves or by how much it's loved? 

032 - Broccoli Flavored Chocolate

Am I Lisa Turtle or Screech? What would happen to lava on the sun? After blowing ones nose, why does one look into the Kleenex? Coconuts are hairy an make milk, are they mammals? When does the early 2000s become "The Turn of the Century"? AND OTHER QUESTIONS ANSWERED!

035 - Should I Get Baptized if I Don't Believe?

Is there a secret planet opposite ours? Is strawberry flavor fooling us all? How can we be better listeners? Why do people ghost other people?

036 - Grief is Super Weird

How do you reattach John's head? Why aren't supreme court justices chosen more efficiently? How do you hug? Does Mars have seasons? Why don't people eat grass like cows?

037 - The Floridiest Place

Why don't bugs die when we flick them? Why do we talk the way we do? What's the deal with dollars in movies? How much would it cost to buy the world a coke? And more!

038 - The Smelling in Your Dwelling

How do I overcome pizza betrayal? What's the deal with sesame seeds? How do I solve my sibling ball crisis? What do I do in Montana? How do I deal with my driving anxiety? And more!

039 - Feelings are Alright (With Katherine Green)

How Canadian am I, really? How should I unpack? How do I reconcile my ideals with my actions? And more!

040 - Almost Distressingly Good Advice

Have we checked in on the bees? What would happen if you lost your big toe? How do you stir hot cocoa efficiently? And more!

041 - In the Absence of Toes

Am I making unethical sandwich decisions? Am I a sucker for not cheating in school? Do we need drive-thru reform? Why do farts smell worse in the shower? And more!

042 - Mayonnaise Malaise

Why do people put up with banana opportunity cost? How do I deal with bird attacks? Chemtrails: what's up with them? And more!

043 - Gotta Be Kitten

How do I find joy when my main source of it has been taken away? How do I deal with my unfortunate name, which is not Ryan? How do I handle compliments? How do I deal with over-the-top laughter? How do I deal with the closest thing there is to death? And more!

044 - A Life Sandwich

Should I feel guilty about liking Hamilton? Why aren't we talking about our impending death by Yellowstone? Should I be saving all my burrito money for the economic apocalypse? And more!

045 - Not Knowing

Hank and John Green (YouTubers and etc) answer questions, give questionable advice, and talk about Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the 3rd tier English football club).

038 - The Smelling in Your Dwelling

Dear Hank & John

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