Found this cassette tape on the train I'm currently on and with it were instructions to rip it and post the song onto this account. 

Rest In Peace Dee-J Pee-J, gone too soon :(

The Tale of Dee-J Pee-J

Caveman Freestyle

[Verse 1: Dee-j Pee-J]
Got baby powder on my dick
Its throbbin and im rubbin it
Dont fuck with me or lil katy
Unless you want my shooters on ya
Dancing like a baby
Epstein start to peep in
Dancing like a baby
Got poo in my diaper

Baby
Baby
Baby
Baby
Diseased
Baby
Diseased
Baby

I don’t fuck with white people
Even though Im white
I voted for obama 
So he would kill the whites
Call me a traitor
I just want emeralds
Playing minecraft
Bitch, its disease mode

I go to mcdonalds
And get french fries
Foreign cuisine 
Thats all I eat
Fortnite burger
In hand, yummy
Eating, all day
Tummy is big

I don’t know what I’m doing
I’m so afraid now
Matheo Berlier
Carry me with strength
I don’t know what I’m doing
I’m so afraid now
Matheo Berlier
Carry me with strength

[Verse 2: Lil Katy]
im so afraid
baby yes
i said in jest that
i just want sex
i know u missed that
need a poo
i wanna be with you
matheo
Is what i need to do
Take my hand
take a dance
cant speak
its what our love demands
you agree
dancing baby
retro too
now i need a poo

Diseased Baby (Feat/Prod. Lil Katy)

LYRICS:

(Verse 1: Hobo)
go make me a taco 
Bitch like pacaso 
Spazzin out 
Cuz I got this clout 
You’re an incel
She got my tacoBell
Clappin cheeks everyday 
Got your bitch pregnant 
With my 10 inch
We all bang that 
Just like billie eilish 
at 18 
You know what I mean 
Hop in my limousine 
We goin to the Burger King 
Let’s get us some cuisine 
Lets get us some Punani
Aye 
Bitch are you stupid
 dick in a owl 
Rub it  like a towel 
I eat her bowel
Up and I howl 
Gucci on my wrist 
And I hit jimmy Fallon 
With my talon 
Since I be prowlin 
On you inceis 
On you chads 
Im on a different Level 
With the minecraft shovel 
Yeah I’m a gaymer 
Nothin gay bout it 
20/20 vision 
Sonic movie 
Gamer edition 
Im in that division 
Im in division 
I got the eggs 
chicks be spreadin their legs 
Im like eggman 
 hold up man 
Got stacks in my hands man 
Gucci on my dick man 
Don’t compete with me man

(Verse 2: Dee-J Pee-j)
Honk if you want girl scout cookies
Bitch I want some girl scout coochie 
Cause I've been feeling girless, lonely 
Any e girls want some gucci? 
Got her onlyfans at a discount 
Premium snap on my own count
Bitches reaching for the bank account
Just to let me mount
All i got is e girls on the mind, yeah
I support their rise and grind, yeah
i’m a nice guy i’m just so kind, yeah
I just want somebody to bind, yeah
BDSM, i’m the dominatrix 
Life been glitching out it’s the matrix
God giving me no hoes to intermix
Dee-J Pee-J needs a quick fix

Girl Scouts

Girl Scouts (Feat, Random Hobo)

who even reads the description anyway

prod by me

PEEK

the real april fool prank here is its not even april first anymore because i forgot i made this

April Fools Day (Feat. Juice WRLD & Slowthai)

Hot Cross Buns (Remix(

IM THE BEST FUCKING DJ EVER BOUNCE ON MY COCK

Dee-J Pee-J

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