A few mid-summer tunes for marinading yourself in sweat, suncream or salad cream.

Shouts to Dan, James, Tom, the guy who sold me the Mister Fisto 7", Joel at the Wax Treatment beach party, Louise, Ivan Lendl

Peter Gault & Amy Rachelle - Constipation
Maimi Tanaka (田中マイミ) - Miracle Shopping (Don Quijote Theme Song)
Perfume - Daijobanai (だいじょばない)
Frankie Bones - 8 Arms to Hold You Near My Heart
Minupren - Fickende Eichhoernchen
The User - Symphony #1 For Dot Matrix Printers, Track 3
Winny Puhh - Meiecundimees Üks Korsakov Läks Eile Lätti
DK (ДК) - New Turn (Новый Поворот)
Ri Kyong Suk (리경숙) - Dançando Lambada (즐거운 람바다) 
Killer Karaoke - You Are So Beautiful (blindfolded through a cactus maze)
Goldie Lookin' Chain - Your Missus Is A Nutter (String Quartet)
Confetti's - C in China
Mister Fisto - Rein Und Klar Wie's Früher War
Klaus Nomi - Nomi Song
Cezar - It's My Life
Theme tune from "Heil Honey I'm Home!"
Brad Paisley - Accidental Racist (feat. LL Cool J) (edit)
Prasanth Akurathi - Another Chance Baby

Bus Replacement Service #7

Here's a mini-interview & introductory mix into the DJ BRS universe for Rakeem Omar's Midweek Mix segment on his BBC WM show, coming into the ears of an unsuspecting new segment of listeners from the West Midlands.

Tracklist:
DJ Yoga - DJ Yoda vs. Radio 4
Kraftwerk - Trans-Europe Express
(from Youtube) - “Excited train guy, New York!”
Angel Alanis - How To Run A Train
Thxa Soe (သားစိုး) - San Taw Chain (စံေတာ္ခ်ိန္)

BBC WM Rakeem Omar Midweek Mix 2021.07.06

Recorded to beat the Hanukkah rush and provide a soundtrack for all the latke parties out there.

Tracklisting:
Robyn Archer - Dicks Don’t Grow On Trees
AxCx - I Couldn't Afford to Buy You a Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
Robert Alberg - I Been Single All My Life
Sasha Bognibov - I Love The Girls Of 13 Years Old
Wooshie Spkamoto - Lady
Linda McCartney(?) - Hey Jude (isolated vocal) 
Debbie Friedman - I Am A Latke
The Jingle Cats - What Child Is This?/Hava Nagila
Cassetteboy - Gangsta Wrapping (w/Tony D. Money)
Larry Nestor - Santa Doesn’t Smoke Anymore
Grain - “James” on pubs
Wangjaesan Light Music Band - Joy
Leslie Harris and The House Of Fire - Jogging For Jesus
John Zorn & Mike Patton - The Christmas Song vs. Litany IV

Bus Replacement Service #8

Previously featured on Spannered in 2009, now with new artwork of Franklynne.

Tracklisting:
Quincy Sing-a-long Theme
Black Tea - No Flow For The Hos
The Legendary Stardust Cowboy - Paralyzed
John "Bowtie" Barstow - Silent Night
Robert Alberg - Walking Alone On The Sandy Beach
Rabaue - Pizza Hut
Pirahna Man - Cats In The Cradle
(Not) Sabrina - Boys, Boys, Boys
Loli Terremoto de Alcorcon - Hung Up
Cromagnon - Caledonia
Eilert Pilarm - Elvis megamix
E Pak Sa excerpt

Bus Replacement Service #1 (for Spannered)

Previously featured on Spannered in 2010, now with new artwork of Mrs. Tibbs.

Master Gunnery Sergeant Bill Dower - Warm-Up: Daily Seven - Gonna Fly Now (Rocky's Theme)
Kromestar vs. Cotti - Mozart 3000
Heino - Karamba, Karacho, Ein Whisky (In Rio De Janeiro)
The Alexandrov Red Army Ensemble of Leningrad - California Girls
Charlie The Hamster - Remember the Sabbath Day
Cycle Sluts From Hell - I Wish You Were a Beer
Eddy Huntington - Meet My Friend
Danny Boy & The Serious Party Gods - Castro Boy (Somewhat Normal Version)
E Pak Sa - Gabba Darei (Out of Key Remix)
Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo - Tiroler Kaboemsch
2 Live Jews - Oy! It's So Humid
Reh Dogg - Why Must I Cry?
Dictionaraoke - Anarchy In The UK
Dictionaraoke - Word Up
Dean Milan - Do It Like A Dog
Ogden Edsl - Dead Puppies 
+ Russell Haswell's A Horde Of Flies Feast On A Rotting Pheasant Carcass (Extract) played over previous 2 tracks
Azoto - Havah Nagilah
Heino - Carnaval In Rio / Viva Espana
Young Rick - You'll Never Walk Alone (Surgeon 2009 Autotune mix)

Bus Replacement Service #2 (for Spannered)

🌿 Tracklist 🌿
Linval Thompson - I Love Marijuana	
DJ Fucking Idiot - Ski Sunday (Indica Vibes Dubstep Remix)	
Nikki Nair - Can't Wait (Peder Mannerfelt Remix)
Green Velvet - Answering Machine (DJ Bus Replacement Service's Replacement Edit)
Mosca - You Smell That, Marsha?	
Chloé Robinson & DJ ADHD - Get In The Bin (feat. Nikki Nair)
Somniac One - MNDKNTRL
Bjarki - 3-1 Tap Lush
AnD - TRAX 4	
Elliot Adamson - HIPT	
WRTV - 1982 Indianapolis Cat Show	
Meowski666 - Meow Machine (Vogue Battle Mix)	
Joey Beltram - Ball Park (DJ Rush Remix)
Julia Govor - Where's My Cat? (Isabella Koen Purr Remix)	
Surgeon - Hope Not Hate	
aryaxz - shadow crystal
Coki - Spongebob
Hamada Helal - Sponge Bob	
Teya & Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar?	
Jacidorex - Ritual	
Peder Mannerfelt - Town Crier	
Let 3 - Mama ŠČ
Minupren - Fickende Eichhoernchen (Remaster)
Жестяньщики - Та-та (Hard Mix 2006)	
Royal Tweedy - The Donks
Brujeria - Marijuana

April

HÖR London 4/20 2023

Tracklist:
The Archers - Jim's Not Celebrating the Coronation
Clouds - NRG-Density
Will Farrell & Molly Sandén - Volcano Man (from "Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga")
Gustaph - Because Of You (Belgium 2023)
Who See	- Igranka (Montenegro 2013)
Peder Mannerfelt - Stockholm Shuffle
Sean Banan - Sean Den Förste Banan (Sweden Melodifestivalen 2012)
Ryan James Ford - Lost in the L.E.S.
Ryan Charles - New Boot Goofin' (American Song Contest (Wyoming)2022)
Karenn - Raz
Verka Serduchka - Dancing Lasha Tumbai (Ukraine 2007)
Hard Bass School - Lyutyj Hardbas
Erika Vikman - Cicciolina (Finland UMK 2020)
Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha (Finland 2023)
I Hate Models - The Night Is Our Kingdom
Cezar - It's My Life (Romania 2013)
Clouds - Ravesight
Giorgos Alkaios & Friends - OPA! (Greece 2003)
Jedward - Lipstick (Ireland 2011)
Ceephax Acid Crew - Topaz
Keepsakes - Flunk
Teya & Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar? (Austria 2023)
Jacidorex - Ritual
Paola & Chiara - Furore (Italy Sanremo 2023)
The Archers - Freddie's Planning an Italo House Set
Ryan James Ford - Life 1997
Go_A - Shum (obsqr. Remix) (Ukraine 2021)
Perc & Million - Rotopod
SOPHIE - Faceshopping (Lipstick Gel Remix)
Cezar - It's My Life (Romania 2013)
The Archers - It's Italian House Music
Alessandra - Queen of Kings (Da Tweekaz x Tungevaag Remix) (Norway 2023)

SoundLab Export

Bang Face 6 May 2023 (Eurovision-o-Rama)

Recorded at Bang Face, Electrowerkz, London 18 Dec 2015.  Mega-thanks to Henry for sorting out the Wrong Music Takeover room & his lovely blindfolded drawing of me during my DJ set.

(Mostly) Shaun Ryder - Barcelona (excerpt)
Mister Fisto - Rein Und Klar Wie's Früher War
Unknown - 도시처녀 시집와요 (City Girl Comes to Get Married)
Bunny Girls (바니걸즈)- Sera Sera (쎄라 쎄라)
Argentzyx - Ievan Polkka (Hitler vocaloid)
Debbie Friedman - I Am A Latke
Punjabi Jingle Bells
Not Jeff Mills - Jingle The Bells
The Go Go’s - I’m Gonna Spend My Christmas With A Dalek
Antoine Dodson - Chimney Intruder
De Mosselman - Mossels
E Pak Sa - I Love FIFA World Cup (DJ Hixxy's Happy Hardcore Remix)
LADYBABY - ニッポン饅頭
BABYMETAL - いいね!
Winny Puhh - Meiecundimees Üks Korsakov Läks Eile Lätti
Cycle Sluts From Hell - I Wish You Were A Beer
Bob Rivers & Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio 0 Merry Christmas Allah
Slade - Merry Christmas Everyone (version)
Amitabh Bachchan, Kimi, Sudesh Bhosle - Jumma Chumma De De
Jingle Cats - What Child is This?/Hava Nagila

Bang Face Xmas Party 2015

Recorded on Day 1 as part of the Chin Stroke Vengaboys warm-up/takeover.
Big ups to Drennan for permission to use this thumbnail pic.

Bang Face Weekender 2016

A faithful recreation of my set at DJ Detweiler's Super Sweet 16 party at Urban Spree, Berlin, Germany.  Next time I promise not to get so wasted that I record an empty audio file. 

Urban Spree, Berlin 21 May 2016 (a faithful recreation)

Recorded at the SonarXS Stage on 15 June 2017, including the 1st encore.

Ingredients:

SonarXS Day 1 closing set @ Sonar Barcelona 2017

Some or all of the following was described as "terrifying" by someone who took a tab of acid with a cup of tea before my set:

Freerotation 2017

(The image is from Threads, a lovely film about Sheffield.)

Sheffield February 2018

Sheffield February 2018 (CSC x HMT Hard Cru x CDJ power cut exclusive)

Originally recorded for redbullradio.com
https://www.redbullradio.com/shows/choice-mix/episodes/dj-bus-replacement-service

Tracklist:
Miss Piggy - Stereau Warmup
Listen With Sarah - Animal Hop
Dean Milan - Do It Like A Dog
The Chicago Bears Shufflin' Crew - The Super Bowl Shuffle
vxpowl - This Is Penguin (A New Dance Craze)
IBM - My Life As A Skinny Puppy
Doormouse - For Mama's
Alaska Thunderfuck Feat. Miss Fame - Chicken
Marcha - Disco Pollo
Harry Winkler - Animals Like The Pop
The Fools - Psycho Chicken (Clucked) (from Super Eurobeat Presents Hi-NRG '80s New York Night Special)
Minupren - Fickende Eichhoernchen (Remaster)
The Velvet Underdogs - I'm Waiting for My Mange
Michael Forshaw - Fish Slap Calm Me
Lynn Roberts - Chicken Fat
Mickey Mouse Disco - Macho Duck
Amy Borkowsky - Don't Get A Cat
DJ Nehpets - Bomb Ass Pussy
Charlie the Hamster - Remember the Sabbath Day
“Chipmunk Punk” TV Commercial
Rhett Parks - Cattle Auctioneer Rap
Hertz/Legaste/Icasas - Chicken Rap
Gloria Balsam - Fluffy
Kerry Christensen - Chicken Yodel
Surgeon - Electric Chicken (2014 Remaster)
Lady Gaga - Swine
Scooter - How Much Is The Fish (covered by Markéta Procházková on the Czech TV show “Tvoje tvář má známý hlas”)
Ylvis - The Fox (Ezitsuj Bootleg)

Red Bull Choice Mix 25 September 2018

DJ Bus Replacement Service has been described by multidisciplinary artist Russell Haswell as "evil" and "like a policewoman".  

On this musical journey, she will divert you via Oriental-sounding things & jazz bagpipes before arriving at an unpleasant final destination.  

Ivor Cutler - Good Morning! How Are You? Shut Up!
Fabio - On Films
Dean Milan - A Night Of Sin
Cally Kwong (鄺美雲) - 冰凍的女人 (Lady of Ice)
Jason Chan (陳柏宇) - 命案 (Murder Case)
Björn Ranelid Feat. Sara Li - Mirakel (Excerpt)
Wonder Dog - Ruff Mix (DIY edit)
Richard Craig Hackley - God's Backhand
Ministry - What He Say
The Lonely Island - Japan
Total Toly - Oriental Acupuncture (DIY edit)
Dschinghis Khan - Samurai
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole - Tengoku Kara Kaminari (Thunder from Heaven)
Rufus Harley - Pipin' the Blues (w/shortened sax solo)
Charanjit Singh - Raga Todi
Krsna & Govin Tan - Flight of the Bumble Bee
Pearl - Mohammed Ali
Ri Kyong Suk (리경숙) - Don't Ask My Name (내이름 묻지 마세요)
T-ARA (티아라) - Yayaya
Doctor P - Tetris
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Don't Stop Believin'
Johnny Violent - Burn Out

Bus Replacement Service #3

Acknowledgements: Tony, Tara, Dina Duley, DJ Pete, Frank & Noel from TOA, countries that put space cats on their postage stamps.

Next mix out 1 Dec, just in time to count down to the end of b'ak'tun 13.

Miss Piggy - Stereau Warmup
Technomader - Muskelfrau
David Bowie - 剎那天地 (A Fleeting Moment)
Jodie Foster - La Vie C'est Chouette (version française)
Harvey Sid Fisher - I Want My Mommy
L'il Markie - Diary Of An Unborn Child
Amy Borkowsky - Mom's Food Chain
d-Wizz - GSM (Part I)
Lucas Santtana - Super Violão Mashup
Thighpaulsandra - The Angelica Declaration
The Tisroc Gang - Lenny Lotion
Tom Hooker - Real Men (Radio Version)
Steven Seagal feat. Lady Saw - Strut
Jero (ジェロ) - 海雪
Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble - That's Thanks To The Leader's Care
Girls With Attitude - There's Nothing In My Dreams
New Order - Face Up
The Outside Agency - Backpack Wisdom
Jan Turkenburg & His Pupils Of The Geert Grote School - In My Spaceship
Amy Borkowsky - Don't Get A Cat
Grain - Ralphy!

Bus Replacement Service #4

"This mix will burn for 8 days and 8 nights" -- D. Duley, London

There are too many songs about things that happen in December; here are some of them.  
Special thanks to my Kings of Christmas, John "Bowtie" Barstow & Bob Dylan.

"Make a wish upon your kiss."


Slade - Melted Xmas
The Klezmonauts - Joy To The World
Reel Big Fish - Mele Kalikimaka
Bob Dylan - Christmas Island
John "Bowtie" Barstow - Do You Hear What I Hear?
Bob Dylan - Here Comes Santa Claus
Joe Pesci - If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas
The Little Stinkers - I Farted On Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink For Me)
BoA - メリクリ
MC Jin x Bow Tie (ex-Hong Kong Chief Executive Donald Tsang) - 聖誕歌 Rap Now 2010
Adam Buxton - Christmas Country Party Time
John "Bowtie" Barstow - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Bob Dylan - Winter Wonderland
Coil - Walking In The Air
John "Bowtie" Barstow - The First Noel
Bob Dylan - Must Be Santa
Eilert Pilarm - Blue Christmas
Gelfilte Joe & The Fish - Hanukkah Rocks
Yellowman - Santa Claus Never Comes To The Ghetto
David Hasselhoff - Feliz Navidad
John "Bowtie" Barstow - Deck The Halls (2009 Autotune mix)
Steve Mauldin - O Holy Night
Manowar - Silent Night

Bus Replacement Service #5: Happy 13.0.0.0.0!

It's February.  Time to play some covers* for lovers**

Bags of Rock - Bad Romance
George Lam (林子祥) - YMCA (好知己)
Yid Rock - Take A Walk On The Kosher Side
Ken Bower - I Will Survive (Square Dance)
The Fools - Psycho Chicken (Clucked)
Queensrÿche - Scarborough Fair
John "Bowtie" Barstow - Oh Danny Boy
Piranha Man - Eye Of The Tiger
Wing - Yesterday Once More
Petty Booka - Material Girl
Wesley Willis Fiasco - Girls On Film
Domino - Mickey Mouse March
Salma & Sabrina Agha - Dancing Queen
d-Wizz - What Is Love
Paradox (夢劇院) - Wonderland (夢遊記)
Nina Gordon - Straight Out Of Compton
Bruce Springsteen - Dream Baby Dream
AxCx - Stayin' Alive (Oi! Version)
Young Rick - Over The Rainbow

*and classy parodies
**and others

Bus Replacement Service #6

Tracklist:
Bad News - Bohemian Rhapsody
Amy Borkowsky and Mom - Bohemian Guy
Elvis Presley - Yoga Is As Yoga Does
The Archers - Kate Gives Jakob a Massage
Jasmuheen - Prana Pop
CHAKRAS - La-ley-la (live on Belarus Decides 2020)
Meow The Jewels - Close Your Eyes And Meow To Fluff feat. Zach De La Rocha (Geoff Barrow Remix)
Kromestar vs Cotti - Mozart 3000
Mozart 4000 mattress advert
EVOL - True Pink
G.W. Manning, MD, PhD - The Art of Heart Auscultation

DJ Bus Replacement Service - Noods Radio 6 March 2020

Tracklist:
The Cheese Band - I Like Cheese
SRB - Birthday Booster (but quite fast)
The Cranberries - Zombie (DJKbello remix + DJ Milton Scratch edit)
Freddie Gerardo - Ta Pisa'o (from Da Madd Dominikans ‎– Total Latino Mix 2)
Loona - Bailando (Phobia & Shaker Bootleg Mix)
Perfume - Night Flight
AnD - 3
Bad Boys Blue - You’re A Woman
Crazy Gang - Every Sunday
Dale Cornish - Reconstruct (Begin The Begin)
Aryu Jassika - amapicant
Funan Province Retired Seniors Activity Center Choir Group - Bad Romance
Dr. Peacock - The Godfather (Live at Dominator 2019)
EVOL - Avast My Wheelie Scammed Donut Thorn

Cuttin' Cheese with DJ Bus Replacement Service - Noods Radio 9 June 2020

Tracklist:
Royal Beat - Crazy Pipes (Royal Pipes) 
Dr. Alban vs. Kikki Danielsson - Papaya Coconut 
Shikisha - Pretty Vacant
Ethel Merman - There’s No Business Like Show Business
Divine - I’m So Beautiful
Bigod 20 - Like A Prayer
Gorse - Apeman
Marty and Grover - Has Anybody Seen My Dog?
Sugarhill Gang - Rapper’s Delight (Country Style)
The Suspicions - The Laughing Policeman
The Bohman Brothers - Urban Field Menu
Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain - Napalm Loop
McGruff - Cool Rules
**Interview with Henry**
Cool Tiger - Hide and Seek
The Greasy Strangler -	Po(ta)to
Eddie Murphy - Boogie In Your Butt
J.G.D.B. - Ice Cream Truck Song (Trap Remix)
The Ypsilanti All-Starz - Booty Coniption
Ben Light - Twelfth Street Rag
Sherekahnn -	Avril 14 [Crazy Frog Edition]
Blackman - Bastards (Remix)
Edwin Triumph - Bad Boy Cha Cha / No Gang No Gucci
Trude Herr - Mama Ich Bin E So Bang
Henry Collins - Rummagecast #19: The Biscuit Tin & The Plant Pot

Cuttin' Cheese w/DJ Bus Replacement Service + Henry Collins - Noods Radio 2 July 2020

Tracklist:
Tony Blackburn - The Most Commonly Hacked Passwords
Vibrations - Do You Know Anything About Techno?
gayphextwin - close
DJ Detweiler Interview
Headhunterz - Just Say My Name
Bullion - Blue Pedro
333boyz - Rinse
Space Candy - DreaM Stimuli
1987 - Michele (Kornel Kovacs remix)
BBC Radio 4’s The Food Programme - Deep Fried Montage
Skimmer Mjölk, Drowned & Penetrated Tweeter - KPP&PTDEDITMASTER
quest?onmarc meets Neana - GEMINI SEASONING
Parry Gripp - Bun Bun Bunny Bun
Aryu Jassica - Eating Is Boring
literally - pulse x edit to piss off grime heads
Hanali - The Mystery of Gorge
Squire of Gothos - EA Sports Riddim
Ramirez - El Gallinero 2006 (Looney Tunez remix)
Anna Meredith - Nautilus
Ponceau 4R - Limb By Limb X Squeaky Vukidots
Lata Ramasar - Hiway Xpress
BangerMaster - ELSANSLKGBANSLPITOKGBALKS
Finntengs Sound System - Baila Teng

Cuttin' Cheese w/DJ Bus Replacement Service + DJ Detweiler - Noods Radio 4 Aug 2020

Sonic Tourism - Go Peep
Dr Poky, DJ Rulon - Fiesta Fatal
SHYBOI - Eat That
Rapala700 - bloto
The Advent - High Horse
Erika Vikman - Syntisten pöytä
Sugar - Trained to the Grass
DJ Roy - Citizen(DJ BAR@BASS remix)
Bobby Ranger - Aerobic Gymnastics
H&M - Perception
Schacke - Full Contraction
Chris Sattinger - 1-976-Timeblind
Tommy Holohan - Trancegression
DJ Swisha & Diyr - Red Dot
Keepsakes - Stasis Comms
Shams Al Maslawe - Ana Iraqia
Ilana Bryne - Dub Box Medicine
New Order - Touched By The Hand of God (A Biff + Memphis Remix)
Bountyhunter - Woops (Original Remastered Mix)
Somniac One - The Grand Awokening
DJ Tht, Angel Lyne - Poupée De Cire Poupée De Son (Extended)
Rommek - The Damage Is Done
Phatworld - Helluvadrug

United We Stream @ Lab11, Birmingham 28 Nov 2020

“Only the best DJ and DJ name in the world” -6x snooker world champ Steve Davis 
Former co-host of Marital Aid w/Surgeon (@dynamic-tension) on @RINSEFM

Past gigs: 
https://www.residentadvisor.net/dj/djbusreplacementservice/dates

DJ Bus Replacement Service has been described thus:
*"genuinely sinister...rare groove digger/selector for Reddit jokes" -Resident Advisor 
*"the Frank Sidebottom of techno" -FACT Mag
*a "resolute dork" -Village Voice 
*"evil" and "like a policewoman" -multi- disciplinary artist Russell Haswell

Also known in Japan as DJ バスガス爆発 (BASU-GASU-bakahatsu).

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