Hey Bitches!!

Because I've been really into techno and other hot music like lately I decided I would give my fans what they want and become a world famous DeeJay (no I didn't spell it wrong, I'm Frenching it up bitches!)

This page is for all my awesome fans out there so they can listen to my HOT tracks and beautlegs (still Frenchin' it LOL) that you can expect in my upcoming shows. I worked really hard to learn how to produce music and I think you'll be able to tell all my hard work has paid off... I can't believe it took all afternoon to learn how to be a dance music producer!!! Afrojack took longer than that haha!

Still practicing how to DJ... THERES SO MANY BUTTONS AND KNOBS!! Why don't they make it more like an iPod where you can just hit next and it picks a random song AND plays it for you?? Wouldn't that make DJing just SO MUCH EASIER?? I might get daddy to buy that Techniques records company everyone likes to use and make them put an iPod inside and then all the DJs will thank me for making their life so much easier! My manager made me watch Steve Aoki and takes notes on his show, and I saw him stage-diving and throwing cake at people and stuff. I've fallen off a stage and have thrown food at people before, so I have the important skills HOT and ready ;)

I've also spent about 45 minutes learning to use DJCs and the mixing board where the earphones plug into but all the buttons have writing what they do and I can read anyway so I'm not wasting any more time on it if I can just read what it says on the night. Also, NOT taking any pointers from Steve Angello because he doesn't know how to look after his fans. If my fans make a request for techno at my shows I won't be a snob and I will play Bob Sinclair for them.

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