First track submitted to the Seattle Songwriters Club!

Lyrics are as follows:

It's too damn hot
My neck it burns, blisters and bliss
I'm such a jerk
Maybe I deserve all this

Man fuck this day

You're too damn hot
My face it hurts, all bruises and fists
My cock won't work
Maybe I deserve all this

Man fuck this date

I"m not a bad guy
but I've got some habits I should lose
I'll give it a try
but Five-to-one says I fuck this up too
I"m not a bad guy
but I need some hands that I could use
I'd give it a try but right now 
I'm just to high to move

I'm not a bad guy
I'm not a bad guy 
I'm not a bad guy
Man fuck this.

FTD 4-29-15

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