Brand new track from us and the first of many! hope you like the genre switch ups!

Deep Dish Gents - Two Step With A Fart In My Hand [Free Download]

Another from our upcoming free EP. This features multiple genres including trap and old school dnb!

Deep Dish Gents - Ian Watkins Ukulele Foreskin [Free Download]

A beast trap tune that we just finished with vocals from MC Jank and Dirty Bathwater. Bang

Deep Dish Gents - Albert Dook [Free Download]

New dubstep clip. This is a remix of Attics track Hench Cuppa. Big up attic.

Attic - Hench Cuppa [Deep Dish Remix] [CLIP]

Deep Dish Gents - Albert Dook VIP  [Clip]

Brand new remix from DDG.  This banger will be dropping soon. Hold onto your dooks ladies and dish gents.

Let us know what you think. Free to download when we hit 500 followers.

Lyrics:
When Bikeseat was at the table, I kept on seeing him looking at me with Dirty Bathwater. Do you think he was just gettin' on my cunt? 
Cos' he was threataning me all night. I dunno to dookie call or not. So whadda ya think? dya think his bars are shitty? 
How'd that dook even get in here? dya see him? 
His verse is so short and crappy, who eats cheetos?
It's not even me birthday, why does the DJ keep playing Albert Dook!?
after we've been for a piss and a smoke... OH SHIT I'm touching cloth.

Let me drop a dookie.

Deep Dish Gents - #Dookie (Let Me Take A Dookie) [CLIP]

New upcoming banger. Hope you all enjoy, lots of time and effort is being put into this Album. 

Crowd funding link coming soon.

Deep Dish Gents - Dook Dick WIP

Deep Dish Gents - AnvilDONK WIP

Thanks for listening in. Please comment and follow us for more dishy goodness.

Lyrics:
Bring the cuke
Bring the vin
I'm gunna' whip that ass round make your bitch sing
Just to lift my wing wing
FOOTLONG DOOK
It's in my ass so deep, I can't even believe how deep it is like five foot in my ass yeah baby.
CUNT.
Yeah I've got my fingers right up your girls asshole, so i'm gonna bring the cuke tomorrow. Yeah. I'm got ten bottles of vin and it's all for you
Yeah I'm gonna bring the cuke tomorrow x2
I'll bring the cuke tomorrow. It's in my bag
It's covered in lube and gravy.


Deep Dish Gents - Tomorrow's Cuke

LYRICS 

Yeah, another night, streetlights bleedin' red
Deep dish dreams stuck inside my head
Gents in the whip, windows tinted dark
Bouncin' them savaloys, all night, don't tell Mark.
Yeah, they screamin', but I don't hear a sound
Just the rumble of the engine, spinnin' 'round and 'round
A cup full of vinegar, dunk your knob it's a game.
Pulling out that hotdog, bro it's all the same.

Deep dish nights, yeah, we floatin' through the gravy
Donner kebabs flyin', end of the dayey
Cooked turkey rugby, touchdown in the street
Cheese string  foreskin you know it can't be beat
Sadboys in the city, lost in the haze
Blurry vision, through these fucking stinky days

Passed out on the pavement, sun creepin' up slow
Can of carlsberg in my ass with, nowhere to go
Hear the sirens wailin', far off in the distance
My dad farted on me, i hate my existence
Used to chase the high, now I'm just chasin' a feeling
I fish with my shit, and that's what im reeling
Yeah, the taste of the cum, stuck beneath my tongue
Another penis flops and another sad song sung

Deep dish nights, yeah, we floatin' through the gravy
Donner kebabs flyin', end of the dayey
Cooked turkey rugby, touchdown in the street
Cheese string  foreskin you know it can't be beat
Sadboys in the city, lost in the haze
Blurry vision, through these fucking stinky days

The moon is a spotlight, castin' shadows long
Apply some suncream so I don't burn my shlong
Lost in the rhythm, of the concrete jungle beat
Pull my pants down and shit on a hobo's sheet
Yeah, we're all just searching, for somethin' to feel
I will bum fuck you, unless your name is neal. 
for real.

I've got that cucumber tucked in my belt
Slap it on my knob, you don't know how I felt
My shit is so massive, it hurts to push
Where you going darling, whats your rush?
I'll hold your head down in the porcelain throne
Wipe some dooky on your lip, and send  you home.

Deep dish nights, yeah, we floatin' through the gravy
Donner kebabs flyin', end of the dayey
Cooked turkey rugby, touchdown in the street
Cheese string  foreskin you know it can't be beat
Sadboys in the city, lost in the haze
Blurry vision, through these fucking stinky days

MC Jenk has got a plastercine cock
You can see it drooping when he's wearing a frock
Going around your nans house with a snookerball sock
She's shitting her pants, hands up trying to block

Vinegar nightmares. Yee old oak
Hotdog nightmares, getting fisted by a bloke. 
I brush my hair with a cumberland
My bell end, loves a loom band.

Loves a loom band,


Deep dish… yeah…
Savaloy...
Donner… forever…
Just another night… shitting in the park...
Brush my hair with a cumberland...

Tears On The Porcelain

Albert Dook [Joy Savaloy Cover]

Albert Dook [Robot Sausage Remix]

Albert Dook [Jerry & The Onions Cover]

Albert Dook [Drum & Gravy Remix]

Albert Dook  [Plopskin Cover]

Albert Dook  [Beans McQueen Cover]

Albert Dook - [A Lonely Van Cover]

Albert Dook - [Aborted Stew Cover]

Albert Dook [Sabrina Fartenter Cover]

Warehouse Blues

Brand new trap tune by your boys at DDG. 

Hope you enjoy this one, it really captures a lot of emotion and hardship that we as a team have been facing the past few months. 

With MC Jenk's Grandmother dying twice it was really hard for us to get him into the studio to make a beat.

Free download

Deep Dish Gents - Take Me To The Bowl Jamboree

Brand new banger. Watch out cause we're coming for you.

Original by Bike Seat Sniffa of Deep Dish Gents with support from Dump Lover and Flush.

Bike Seat Sniffa - Guff Trombone (Feat Dump Lover & Flush)

Brand new Zelda insired banger!

Peak this shit booooooooooooooys

Bike Seat Sniffa - Pooin' In The Woods  (ft Dump Lover & Vinnie Flush)

Brand new banger.

MC Bike Seat Sniffa

Rotisserie Chicken, it keeps rotating yeahh

I've got a chicken and it's rotating
I've got a chicken, I've got a chicken, I've got a chicken

Put that chicken on my knob
Trump log sauce, in me gob

Chicken in the room the nightly session
Beatin' man for his nuggets I call it repossession

My chickens rotating ever so slightly
leave it alone fam, I've asked you politely

Taking a huge shit after a kebab, randy
Using the shit as a rugby ball, handy
Serving it to the school kids like candy, boff

Ding dang doo when I drop a huge black poo for two
Catch me on the BBC while I prepare a stew

Onion gravy got me wavey

Deep Dish Gents - Rotisserie Chicken

Bike Seat Sniffa
Dumplover
Bog Brusher

I'm the best wrestler from here to South Bridge
Come around bitch and make me a sandwich
I want onions, gherkins and sweetcorn too
When Dumplover comes around, bowl investigating my poo
Quick check the loo, check the loo! 
Go on lover give it a chew

They call me Dr.Dump, I'm a Friday thinker
Big drinker, you'll be gagging on my fat stinker
Lets have a nosh on a Thursday trough
Knob snoggin' on my froth
Giz a fag, drop a squat and cough

Doing a girl from the back we're doing it doggy
Look down at the floor, she's dropped a loggy
Goes down on the pipes from here to Russia
Shit out the hole, I got one goal
Look out Bikeseat I'm on bumhole patrole
I'm the Bog Brusher... The fart stomp crusher

Deep Dish Gents - Friday

Deep Dish Gents - The Ting Goes PFFFTTT

TEACHING YOU HOW TO HAVE THE FUCKIN SEEEX.

A huge collab with the DDG boys.

Coming at you soon for a free download


Squatin. down. Brown. Skrrt
Flushing. brown. down. skrrt
Slappin a dook off your head, uncrown

Cowboy hat on my dick, giving my rod a lick
Stinking of fart make you sick, 
Aroma, a boner, fan-tastic

Flopping out, i'm pooin in the woods
keep your rotisserie chicken I'm goods
No gravy, no prosecco we only drink bud
Stealing bowl gold like i'm robin hood.

I tickle my pork sword when I get bored
Two gravy boats, they get pored 
Sunday dinner out my ass, you'll get whored 
I take three shits a day - Scoreboard

I'd eat your shit for dinner
cause ive got breath smelling like a winner

bitch i'll fart in your mouth and make you gag
cos i've got forplay when you're on your rag

i'm got more aids than the late freddie
come here baby you can call me daddy

i used to have a fanny but now i've got a dick
I'd let you look at my genitals but I think you'd be sick

I've got eyes that sparkle like gary glitter
pre-pubecent body, come here i'll split ye

Standing outside the stag with my balls saggin low,
Smashing cukes all day my dick in the snow

giz a bengali, volley a fart
squatting on an eggplant ... it's an art

They call me minty hummer, but i can't drive a car
fart boxing the whip that won't get me far

toking on a stanky foreskin asking them where they bin
sneaky finger poke oh.... fishy din

big up george bell look at the state
don't worry about it it's just poo mate

Deep Dish Gents - Sex ED Tutorial

HUGE track from the lab of DDG.

Don't sleep on this one!

Deep Dish Gents - Designer Throne

Adventures In Chunderland

Deadly Danny Dyer (MC Jenk Freestyle)

Brass Band Bum Balloons

The Onion Syndicate.


Bike Seat Sniffa
Dump Lover
Bog Brusha
Vinny Flush
The Two Ply Guy
MC Jenk
Dirty Bathwater

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