Recorded and Produced by Pregnantville. 
Written by Andrew Price, Mike Bedard, and Craig Lowery
Vocals by Matt Harbert (Bernie Sanders) and Killer Mike

*NOTE: None of the original material used in these recordings belongs to us. It is all owned by Run the Jewels and we are making absolutely NO money off of its usage. We just want everyone to hear this cool, funny thing we did.

[Verse 1: Killer Mike]

Bunches and bunches Punches is thrown until you’re frontless
Oodles and oodles Bang bullets at suckers' noodles
Last album voodoo Proved that we was fuckin' brutal
I’m talking crazy, half past the clock is cuckoo
You rappers doodoo Baby shit, just basic boo boo
I’m Shaka Zulu Mansa Musa, my money's buku
My beats is bangin’ Fuck what you rappin Who produced you?
I slapped the snot, take what ya got And Run The Jews you

[Verse 2: Bernie Sanders]

You little bitches are 50, frightened, and freakin' healthy,
I'm kinda sickly, in my days of assisted living,
Look at these pussies, Mike, I'mma scare 'em out of the running,
I deal in social work, do not need corporate cash, ditch 'em,
I'll lend a hand and give those in the other class a chance,
My brand appeals to millenials and Tumblr fans,
It's all a joke with the GOP clowns running for office,
They'll all disappear in the smoke and I'll piss on their coffins.

[Verse 3: Killer Mike & (Bernie Sanders)]

No hocus pocus, you simple suckers been served a notice
Top of the morning, my fist to your face is fucking Folgers
(Let’s fight the giants, who stand on the common man’s shoulders)
You punks is pussy proverbial pansy panty holders
I Jake the Snake ‘em, DDT ‘em in mausoleums Macabre massacres killing cunts in my colosseum
(They all phonies, giving head to the NRA Won’t fall back ’til they give rights to illegals and gays)

[Verse 4: Bernie Sanders]

I'm the humblest, no need for any evaluations,
There's no incumbent like Romney and Kerry's shitty races,
Any guns that are sacred will get replace-ed,
Like any house in Vermont has a basement, face it,
And Trump is calling all Mexicans rapists,
And Carson like, "Mellow out, don't over-tax, our guns will not be confiscated!"
Well pardon me, the pyramids are for grain as you explain-ed,
Or maybe the way we do things is in need of being change-ed.

[Verse 5: Killer Mike]
This Run The Jews is Murder, mayhem, melodic music Psychotics use it to lose it Junkies simply abuse it
That's word to Phillip Seymour Hoff' and I'm kushin', coughin'
I probably smell like a pound when they put me in a coffin
The gates of hell are pugnaciously pacin', waitin' I give a fuck if I'm late, tell Satan be patient But I ain't here for durations, I'm just taking vacations And tell him fuck him, I never loved him and salutations

Filibuster Night Part 1

Recorded and Produced by Pregnantville. 
Written by Andrew Price, Mike Bedard, and Craig Lowery
Vocals by Matt Harbert (Bernie Sanders) and Killer Mike

*NOTE: None of the original material used in these recordings belongs to us. It is all owned by Run the Jewels and we are making absolutely NO money off of its usage. We just want everyone to hear this cool, funny thing we did.

[intro]

Oy vey,
Oy vey,
Oy vey,

[Verse 1: Bernie Sanders]

Fuck the polls, they can eat my dick, that’s word to Trump, 
Hold up,

You are now listening to Run the Jews.

Fuck the polls, they can eat my dick, that’s word to Trump, I don’t fuck with Wall Street or all these corporate chumps, 
Free college, something we supply to kids, You can all run naked backwards through a field of debts.
Fuck the rich, I don’t ask for shit, no Super PACs, They think they own the world, but I’ve spoken up and they don’t run crap, Vote me in, I need no assist, you can pull support, I don’t owe you shit, Trust me, I’m a Donkey who operates as a moderate socialist.

[Verse 2: Killer Mike]

Tip-toe on the track like a ballerina,ski mask, in a Pontiac Catalina
It's obese, female opera singer,you can run the jews, or lose your fingers Me and Bernie got time to kill, got folks to kill, on overkill
He hangin' out the window, I hold the wheel, one black, one white, we shoot to kill
That fuckboy life about to be repealed, that fuckboy shit about to be repelled
Fuckboy Jihad, kill infidels, Allah Akbar, BOOM, from Mike and Bern

[Verse 3: Bernie Sanders]

Life is hell, debt’s a bitch, and these corporate rulers are getting rich, I pass a bill, it opens up, reach across the aisle, go home and fuck, Vis-a-vis, numbers have shown, I ran the race, I brought it home, My campaign slogan’s, “You’re in luck. I crush two things: wage gaps and schmucks.”

[Verse 4: Killer Mike]

I fuck and rap, I tote the strap, I smoke the kush, I beat the puss
I read the books, did the math,don't need a preacher preachin', on my behalf No teacher can teach, my arrogant ass,I'm blowin' on crippy, while readin' inscriptions That's written by Egyptians, and sippin' on whiskey, aye baby, you with me?

[Hook]

Oy vey,
That’s right (x4)

[Verse 5: Bernie Sanders}

I walk to work like a Chinese rickshaw, Don’t drive, walk a mile in these high tops, cardiac arrested, got indigestion, 99 percentin’, greed and collusion, is no solution, I see the future, I am the future, I know the truth, and I’m so reputed, I’ve Been a better bald guy than I’ve been better than bald, Been a bit of Bosley being on my head, in fact I, Want to backtrack from Iraq, I’ve been around the block, kid, I know how to tax, Vermont Democrat, Ben and Jerry’s fat, Mayor of Burlington, now I’m running crap.

[Verse 6: Killer Mike]

Handle me wrong I'm snappin', show up at your class, what's happenin'?
Schoolyard bully, with a fully automatic, heart full of pain and a head, full of havoc Everybody stepped on the kid, and I'm letting them have it Havoc,Leaving they momma, to say, "What happened!?" Who gon' buy my baby a casket? Fuck that bitch, I'm a bastard

[Verse 7: Bernie Sanders}

Middle class, I rep that shit, Minimum wage, and I’m raising it, Working class supports my bid, You pass the bill, I’ll leave the tip, I’ll raise the line, rich men will pay, Then, fuck it, legalize Mary J, I’m not the norm, but I must say, I may be old, but I’m fuckin’ cray.

[Verse 8: Killer Mike]

Runnin' the Jews of the game, whippin' the mix is, like chickens of 'caine
Spittin' the sentence again, parents is livid again, kids is just fuckin' insane Pointin' that pistol and fist, for the chain, reppin' the symbol, like they in a gang
Delivery dope, like a dosage of dope, or a noseful of coke, for a junkie, or fiend

[Hook]

Oy vey,
That’s right (x2)

Oh My Donald Don't Lie

Recorded and Produced by Pregnantville. 
Written by Andrew Price, Mike Bedard, and Craig Lowery
Vocals by Matt Harbert (Bernie Sanders) and Killer Mike

*NOTE: None of the original material used in these recordings belongs to us. It is all owned by Run the Jewels and we are making absolutely NO money off of its usage. We just want everyone to hear this cool, funny thing we did.

[Intro]
 Run them jews fast, run them, run them jews fast Run them, run them, r-run them, r-run them, run them Fuck the shlomoes.

[Verse 1: Killer Mike (Bernie Sanders)]

Fashion slave, you protestin' to get in a fuckin' look book
Everything I scribble's like an anarchist's cookbook
(Look good, Larry David and me getting mistook)
Black on black on black with the ski mask, that is my crook look
How you like my stylin' bruh? ain't nobody smilin' bruh
'Bout to turn this mothafucka up like Riker's Island, bruh
Where my thuggers and my crippers and my blooders and my brothers? When you niggas gon' unite and kill the police, mothafuckas?
And take over a jail, give them COs hell The burnin' of the sulfur, goddamn I love the smell Now get to pillow torchin', where the fuck the warden? And when you find him, we don't kill him, we just waterboard him We killin' them for freedom cause they tortured us for boredom
And even if some good ones die, fuck it, the Lord'll sort ‘em

[Verse 2: Bernie Sanders (Killer Mike)]

I - I'm not a hoarder, but Clinton, you can't afford her,
The debates are unimportant, the White House has become Mordor,
I'm a bald-wig senator, limit grip on abortion,
I'll let women choose for themselves, we need pro choice men,
I'm a Vermontion, I'll fuck up a Trump,
I eat my cheese so frequent I've never taken a dump,
I'm with Mikey, we think alike-y, we smoke weed for fun.
(And we the type to greet the preacher with a grin and a gun)

[Hook]
Run them jews fast, run them, run them jews fast Run them, run them, r-run them, r-run them, run them, r-run them Run them jews fast, run them, run them jews fast Run them, run them, r-run them, r-run them, run them, r-run them

[Verse 3: Bernie Sanders (Killer Mike)]

My childhood friends say (we all dead, fuck it)
Just spin the discussion youngin's, you'll hold your jobs when I'm runnin',
I listened, produced a platform, I'm an old new-comer,
Now I'll always be the champ of the people, look at my numbers,
Not here to buy votes, I've got millions, dummy,
Get rid of the notes, make villains cry for their money,
I'm trained in deriding businesses,
Dissidence,
Waiting on the citizen,
I know pundits pants they'll be pissin' in,
A Jewish boy from the state on the side of common sense,
I'll raise all the state tax for the liars and the 1 percent,
No shit, everybody, the middle class is a prison,
The only solace you'll have is my inaugural visit.

[Verse 4: Killer Mike (Bernie Sanders)]

My solitary condition's preventin' conjugal visits Though mainly missin' my missus, they keepin' me from my children
Conditions create a villain, the villain is given vision The vision becomes a vow to seek vengeance on all the vicious
Liars and politicians, profiteers of the prisons
The forehead engravers and slavers of men and women
Including members of clergy that rule on you through religion (I’ll strip the church from the state and tell ‘em God is forbidden)

[Hook]

Close the Polls(And Count The Votes)

Adam Sandler is such a huge fan of Hamilton the Musical he decided that the world needed to hear his take.

Track listing:
“Alexander Hamilton”
“Aaron Burr, Sir”
“My Shot”
“The Story of Tonight”
“The Schuyler Sisters”
“Farmer Refuted“
“You’ll Be Back”
“Right Hand Man”
“A Winter’s Ball”
“Helpless”
“Satisfied”
“The Story of Tonight” (Reprise)
“Wait For It”
“Stay Alive”
“Ten Duel Commandments”
“Meet Me Inside”
“That Would Be Enough”
“Guns and Ships” 
“History Has Its Eyes on You”
“Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)”
“What Comes Next?”
“Dear Theodosia"
“Non-Stop”

“What’d I Miss”
“Cabinet Battle #1”
“Take a Break”
“Say No to This”
“The Room Where It Happens”
“Schuyler Defeated”
“Cabinet Battle #2”
“Washington on Your Side”
“One Last Time”
“I Know Him”
“The Adams Administration”
“We Know”
“Hurricane”
“The Reynolds Pamphlet”
“Burn”
“Blow Us All Away”
“Stay Alive” (Reprise)
“It’s Quiet Uptown”
“The Election of 1800”
“Your Obedient Servant”
“Best of Wives and Best of Women”
“The World Was Wide Enough”
“Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story”

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Recorded and Produced by Pregnantville. 
Vocals by Matt Harbert

*NOTE: None of the original material used in these recordings belongs to us. It is all owned by Lin Manuel Miranda, Hamilton the Musical, and Atlantic Records and we are making absolutely NO money off of its usage. We just want everyone to hear this cool, funny thing we did.

Sandlerton An American Musical

Hamilton If It Was Sung Entirely By Adam Sandler

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