Yes, I sampled Parappa The Rapper, what the hell are you gonna do about it?
Anyway, this is BIG from the second game. I found this somewhere within lesson 2. The inspiration behind this is thanks to BahnDaten, the funny guy who corrupts the fuck outta that game.
The original sample I made was at -73 cents and somewere around 90-95 speed. It sounded like shit so I sped it up to BEER speed (215 cents, 115 speed) and I was like "WAO WAO WAO WAO WAO" and I got the idea to sing Rap Snitches to this beat. The end. 

EDIT: Not one of my finest moments. And also who the fuck is listening to this?






THIS BEAT IS SHITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOCW Attempts To Sing Rap Snitch Knishes To A Shitty Sample

WO AI BEJING TIANMEN TIANMEN SHEN TI YIAN SHENG
WEIDA LING XU MAO XU SHI XIAN WOMAN XIAN QUIAN JING
that's the full lyrics. No kidding.
Oh and also this is my ringtone (:

samples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwZo9O0FcKM&ab_channel=TheEmeraldExhibit

I Love Bejing Tianmen "extended"

Oh boy, I hope I don't get a copyright! (in which I will) RIP DOOM, you will be missed.

Sample:
https://youtu.be/-VqRYD4qPmI

DOOM's original hood classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypClJkPhx8o

Buy HIS merch (not mine):
gasdralws.com

An Almost Exact Replica Of Madlib's One Beer Sample (but using original speed)

(Titled directly from the description of my video) I was messing arround with the mdaDegrade on TwistedWave actually trying to degrade the audio and put it as my alarm but I instead "drowned" it and made this piece of art

Stuffs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkhzBCt6AKc&ab_channel=%E3%81%A0%E3%81%84%E3%81%99%E3%81%8D%E3%80%8Edaisuki%E3%80%8F%E3%82%8F%E3%81%9F%E3%81%97%E3%80%8Ewatashi%E3%80%8F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=101gl-vgsRE

The Sun In The Sky Is Red But I Accidentaly Drowend The Vocalist

yeah this sonng sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8mL0_4GeV0&ab_channel=Rush

Edit: how the fuck is this my most popular "song"?

GUYS I CANT FUCKING ESCAPE THIS THING I HEAR IT FUCKING EVERYWHERE (IT'S THE FIRST THING I HEAR IN THE FUCKING MORNING)

Metal pipe falling sound effect but it’s very loud

Yes, I made the most popular 2 DOOM samples. 
Sometimes I think to myself,"Did DOOM ruin Cortex and other bands?"

Sample shits or whatever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYBHXRZOPuk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQtKJbptcns

Coffin Nails/Rapp Snitch Knishes But Something Is Off (sped Down)

Unlike my usual uploads, this is a Jay-Z sample!

Sample whatever:
https://youtu.be/t1ue1CbwcpI

Lonnie Liston Smith - Garden Of Peace (sped Up)

Croatian war or something idk
Got the idea for this because the song was stuck in my head. You can make a tab from it!

Stuff or something idk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwXFwtm-CY
Lyrics:
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/oj-alija-aljo-hey-alija-aljo.html

Oj Alija, Aljo But Heavily Drowned

我愛北京天安門。
天安門上太陽昇。
偉大領袖毛主席
指引我們向前進。

Nothing Happened On June 4, 1989 (AKA I Love Beijing Tianmen But Drowned)

I'm going to hell.
Mind as well bring down and burn the hoch fahne

Btw its the wolfenstein theme

And i made this in ST at 3 AM (unrecently)

That One German Song About Flags Or Something but i think i had too much of that  xaxa

It kinda sounds like I ran it through a toaster

Also a preview of TOCW's potential twitter profile

Links:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWZ5yIfIm2g&list=PLaHWxbP-oVhM8L4ONYL_18aMHeB0Hx7EC&index=21&ab_channel=Shir%C5%8DSagisu-Topic

Next Episode! (NGE) But It Sounds Super Lofi

Twitter quotes or something idk:
Hey prods. (and other people associated with music). What time is Hasebe’s (Roxy) theme from Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari (River City Ransom) in? I have a feeling that it’s in ¾ due to the early cut at the end of the loop. Please help.
I ran it through a sequencer and it only runs on time signatures that are not C time (5/4, 2/4, and 3/4)
If this is the case, then how the fuck do I write lyrics in 3/4 time? 

Yeah i was planning on rapping to this shit but i said no
BPM: 162
Also I remembered my knowledge of music theory from band class and i made rythm go 1   2 + 3 + (if you know what i'm talking about)
Sample thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RkLskqjPV4&ab_channel=Skaz9000
Sonic just because (even though it's a nintendo game)

Can You Belive This Shit's In 3/4 Time? (prod. me >:3) (HEADPHONE WARNING)

Its 1 AM wtf am i doing
Respond to this shit like an instagram post

Good ol' pyramid scheme, eh?

Mr Krabs Type Beat (my ass forgot what music theory Is)

I remembered this old ass thomas the tank engine video on youtube with some stock-music sounding ass intro but didn't click the right video and got this idea. Dude's name is Ramahfool, check im' out!

sample shit idfka:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJNZAvy-IR4&ab_channel=S.AMusic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8hJpiIUnAQ&t=281s&ab_channel=ramahfool

Dumb Thomas the Tank Engine type beat I made in Soundtrap, forgot about, and remembered right now

THE FUCKING SAMPLE IS GONE
 BIUDBAUOFHUADISBFOACIDSHFUGACSKHNCUHFEKNASUHFGVJCUNIDM SNYCFEUDMICFSYVXICVUOIDZCNVYWSIOP 

Go ahead, Matt Rose

Shitty beat that was supposed to rumble (LISTEN AT FULL VOLUME IF YOU DARE)

"One more thing, don’t forget the music box! I’ll be honest, I never liked that puppet thing. It’s always…thinking, and it can go anywhere. I don’t think the Freddy mask will fool it. So, just, don’t forget the music box."
          -Phone Guy
I got this idea out of nowhere. I just thought "near death type beat" and went with it

Sample shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyNmTV2fTHs&pp=ygUfZm5hZiAyIG11c2ljIGJveCBydW5zIG91dCBzb3VuZA%3D%3D

"fuck i forgot to wind up the music box" Type Beat (Pop Goes the Weasel)

this shit took me a week wtf

Anyways I was watching AstralSpiff play HW2 and I heard the theme in the one game where you make a paper-pal or some shit and I was like "bro whar tha fuck" and sampled this shit. there's a version without the goofy shit with the goofy shit from the source but im not posting it this is funnier

Samples?:
https://www.myinstants.com/en/search/?name=goofy
https://www.myinstants.com/en/search/?name=siren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES_VCuQ9U-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R-AVyXtonk
I know its a short but what the fuck bro im dying:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TFFQgsCpUkU

Hunky-Dory Ass Beat (sundrop from fnaf type beat)

I didn't like the original so here's a remake or something idk i might add more bc im retarded

are: idfk "huecyles on twitter" or some shit
sampl:
https://www.reddit.com/r/hoodironycentral/comments/15tcger/ishowspeed_thug_confirmed/
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/sssniperwolf-aw-hell-nah-66981/
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/plug-77775/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE_MO0fPg0Y
https://gate.sc/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D9R-AVyXtonk&token=3f6e0d-1-1703899812864

Hunky-Dory Ass Beat but it's less annoying (sun from fnaf type beat)

I got this idea from another Spiff stream. ANOTHER ONE.
Anyways he was trying to platinum (or something) this game called "it steals" and I heard the one thing from The Walten Files 1 (for some reason) and made this (which halted my progress on making some mediocre ass breakcore [coulda made pisscore instead {im coming for your piss theory, charlie}])

Also I used to think that the thing in the thing was an edit of Ice Age Baby
also I didn't rely on the beat generator this time

shit:
https://thewaltenarchives.fandom.com/wiki/Sha?commentId=4400000000000047708
https://youtu.be/uShQXE1Dla8?t=190
https://youtu.be/ggk8c6smHFw?t=233

Walten Files Type Beat

I saw someone on r/NoRules or something make a spotify playlist of "Bad songs to play during sex" or some shit and the first song was taps and then I remembered it and found an audio of some guys fucking eachother and made this. Enjoy your laxitave-laced chinese food.

the things:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xrlf3taEo
Just search up gay sex sounds i'm sure you'll find it

TAPS but in the style of Space Cowboys

Yep

Im uploading a fucking OST onto my SC page

also fuck you

SimuSex - Title Screen/Take Me

SimuSex - Back Door

Bro why is me uppercase (skull emoji)

Also this is my favorite song in the game

SimuSex - Suck ME

Bro lookin like an IBM mascot while the ugly barbie bitch moves her mouth like she's saying "ra ra ra ra" instead of "Oh yeah! Faster, faster!"

SimuSex - Soft Tongue (Written/Seen as Sofr Tongue)

ee  rr  ee  rr goes the finger while fucking CIRCUS MUSIC plays in the bg
also why does it sound like that it sounds like your'e washing a window not fingering her asshole wwww

SimuSex - Finger Fuck

this can be accessed by pressing q

I like this theme (too bad my chromebook hates it)

SimuSex - Extras (Thanks For Playing!)

A little audio experiment (USE HEADPHONES)

Basically, I like this sample (Ending 1 from SF: 3rd Strike) and remembered a failed "type beat" that i tried to make (duh). And then, I thought of making the channels stereo. If you're like me and are dreaded with using mono headphones that (probably) have the stereo line painted on, then you're SOL on doing this experiment.

To actually do this experiment, wear one channel of your headphones/earbuds. You can still kinda hear the other channel, but still.
Also I wanna know if R is better than L because L (the og) SUCKS and i HATE IT

Thing I mentioned earlier:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJxTN0GqGAA&ab_channel=CallMeSugarMilk

for broken (stereo) ears, only

beat prod. by me (tocw scl)

backstory: i was looking on Kingdom Hearts Insider's (spelled as khinsider) vgm site for new ost uploads and came across this game called いちょうの舞う頃 (Autumn Color). I wanted to see more about this game and came across a video that had the game's BANGER ASS OUTRO as its bgm. I don't think I can play this game, (cuz it aint DOS) but you could.

anyways i was liike "HOLY SHIT THAT SLAPS". wish it was in japanese tho. i learned how to make lyrics fit in a song. if they breathe, cut it down ja? fuck it, let's link.

gamble: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp-enterprises/gamble
khinsider: https://downloads.khinsider.com/game-soundtracks/album/ichou-no-mau-koro-windows-gamerip-1998
shit i stole it from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atKpjLMxyM4
obscure yt versions:
extended version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NDK6ncBdZY
instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY3mXO_4IDE

edit: added pic of columbus (on a trip coming back from coshocton)

gamble remix

lil' backstory: alr so basically it was halloween morning 23' and i was getting in the mood by playing tekken 2. i decided to do time attack or something and when i was done i heared a snippet of the shit or something and thought "hey this shit can be a beat" and then somewhere in november i made this.
also i was being king I for halloween and wore my costume to school but my based ass fucking principal who likes to protect his staff just because i said something about a teacher who fucking TRAUMATIZED me and decided to fucking expel me because i almost made a bomb threat because of her actions, decided to cancel costume day (fucking dickhead).

sample shit:
https://youtu.be/4_RAW76KIII?t=48

also i used the shitty soundtrap beat generator

old beat i made somewhere in november that i forgot about

the funkangel (beat prod. by the other cringe weeb (scl)

anyways i was playing this porn game (how ironic) that was somehow allowed to be an arcade game called Gals Panic 3. gg it gives you a sugar rush when you play this shit for the first time circle the fuckers when you get the chance for a near perfect game.
 i beat one of the minigames and came across this bullshit of what i though was gabriel the archangel but turned out to be like the only thing on google RIS. the rest was the lionsgate lady or some shit but her dress was pink. no results elsewhere either. lost media type shit.

so like i combined the normal win theme and the perfect win theme and slowed the normal to be slower like the eu version and sped up the win theme to somehow be as fast as the other thing, but this isn't the og bc the og had 1 loop of the funk break so i extended it. i thought about putting this one on ytb but thought nah so i put it here for more views. njoi.

samples:
https://downloads.khinsider.com/game-soundtracks/album/gals-panic-3-arcade-gamerip-1995/14.%2520Bonus%2520Game%2520Clear%2520Perfect.mp3
https://downloads.khinsider.com/game-soundtracks/album/gals-panic-3-arcade-gamerip-1995/13.%2520Bonus%2520Game%2520Clear.mp3

specs:
og: https://youtu.be/S59kJA1VmnE
og concept: https://youtu.be/jGBxIkdfYR0

edit: bruh i really quit rdo for this shit?
also I think I made this in like a day 1/2

saint funk

coulda named it "shit i overslept" or "overslept" type beat but i didn't wanna (missed opportunity smh)

anyways this shit is old (wtf i thought i made this shit in 2022 [i made \rather exported\ this shit in 2023/20/8]) and like recently i decided to remake/add fills to this shit because i thought the og sounded like shit so yeah idk (also this shit originally/also ran/s at 0.75x)

sample(s):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu5S44P4YmQ
https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp-enterprises/high-stakes

late for school "type beat" (stealing the drums from high stakes pt. 42)

If you live near like, I dunno, that one city in southwestern Ohio, then tune in to 98.7 FM for samples like these, because I found this sample there. 
Either that or you can tune in online, idk.
Anyways, I remembered that serpentza worked for a serial rapist or something and I made a shitty "album cover" out of it. Also I made this shit in a day (as always). I barely did any breath cutting.

serpentza video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=gZEPTCQUEI0
og: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp_archive/midlife-crisis
sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcHPNUN-U8E
watashi daisuke vents about his dimelife crisis (instrumental): https://youtu.be/jTn5lJlnH3U
v2: https://youtu.be/z13SMXVbnfQ
https://youtu.be/xmGsfzgAJIk

edit: yo tbh i think i made the darker color too light bro

incompetent midlife crisis remix

yo so like I was really into like shunga and shit and i was sitting on this loop since like may (febuary) due to burnout and like I found out that the guy who made the great wave of wazikadagen invented tentacle porn and so like yea
also rn it feels like i have a brain tumor might make an edit later

sample:
downloads.khinsider.com/game-soundtra…age%25203.mp3

khokusai

I'm just some guy who likes to fuck with/sample audio who lives in the cursed toilet head thing infested cheezit-industrial land we call Ohio. If you couldn't tell by my name, I'm the "funny" Ashido guy who says he sees (Ashido) futanari in his sleep and wants you to draw it. EDIT: It's not realy futa, just large, muscular, n' chad-like (EDIT: bara).

Oh and on special occasions I remake (steal) songs and play sax (sometimes [honk honk titenic])

Also: Remember to report every bot you see (milkmusic, realmusicpro, dm on the gram, et cetra, et cetra)
Actually, before you report them, listen to their reposts. They either put download requierd shit or taco bell inspired beats

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