Hank and Katherine introduce DELETE THIS by delving into dangerous opinions on guns, abortion, and Game of Thrones. Let's talk about all the podcasts that we didn't end up making, as well as Hank's unhealthy business and personal relationship with social media.

01 - Don't At Me!

Hank (Skip?) and Katherine dive deep into Hank's twitter feed and talk about whether you can love something 100% of the way, the Russia Investigation, really good poops, and Fox News. It's /CLASSIC/ Delete This!

03 - Good Plump Bird Fronts

Hank gets in a car crash, his dad marches on Amsterdam, everyone makes friends with foxes and we assure you that there is only one kind of money. It was a very busy week, Hank went to Amsterdam and back and America and the world continues its convoluted path toward the future. But don't worry, it'll all be over when The Flood comes. Luckily, our koala has a swim vest.

04 - Who Viples The Piples?

NOTE: This episode has a higher-than-usual density of curse words.

Hank and Katherine are going to talk about how Hank kinda deleted his Twitter on accident. But also about dumb t-shirts, Amazon, democracy, fingernails, the NRA, and also the NRA...because that's the kind of week we're having. 

The good news is, a hummingbird got caught snoring and a young man yodel'd his heart out in a Walmart.

05 - The Despacito Situation

It's been a WEEK! Hank's book peaked at #1 on the Barnes and Noble bestseller list, but we're also going to deal with controversies from guns to Triscuits. Also, find out Hank's plan for how to not let this podcast actually /encourage/ him to tweet at Trump.

06 - Diaphragmatic Tweeting

Hank discovers a new part of the internet, and they shrekbearded him. Orin's butt goes viral, Hank poops the Webb Space Telescope's journey, and we talk about, and we get surprisingly serious about a zoo for weird deer.

07 - Viral Butt Wiggles

When you nut in space...it push you backwards? This and other vital questions answered in this episode of Delete This! Also, Hank achieves something he never has before, and we talk a bunch about how cute our baby is. Look, you get what you get, OK.

08 - A Solid Meh

This week Hank got in trouble for having opinions about bevarages, but his opinions were not nearly as weird as some other ones. Also, the caught the Golden State Killer using wizardry, there's a skull in your head, and Katherine doesn't care how you pronounce "respite." It's DELETE THIS!

09 - The Arnold Facepalmer

Let's talk about boogers, clean jeans, artichoke hearts, Youtubers, doing pilates in my underpants with Lindsey Stirling, and of course the Brandless Family of Brands. And then, oh God, we end up taking about DJ Khaled.

10 - The Giovanni Situation

We dive in and cover two weeks at once, which means we skip a lot of stuff, but also we get to talk about Mark Twain, ear buds, Elon Musk, and lots and lots of cute baby things.

12 - Pipe Flavored Vape Juice

Katherine forgets about chips, Jolt Cola, the lost calzone, Gucci slides, our animatic, and embryonic Smash Mouth fans. 

Basically, this is a good episode. Also, I'm gonna get upset about the Death of Expertise later in the episode, so be ready for that.

13 - The Tom Bodett of Metamucil

Welp! It was a bit of a rough week on Hank's Twitter. Trying to keep things light while also recognizing things are...y'know...kinda terrible. But we also get to talk to one of the songwriters of "Party in the USA" which is not the same as "Call Me Maybe." Let's talk about Heinz Beans and what Father is, and we attempt to destroy Yahoo Answers.

15 - Falling Off the Wagon

Hank had his first interaction with his sometimes-hero Elon Musk on Twitter this week and...it was not what we all had imagined. But we're also going to talk about Catfish (the meat), Subway (the sandwich shop), and democracy (and the degradation thereof.)

I swear we have some fun, but also...BLECH.

18 - Elon...Mostly

Hank makes some mistakes...at McDonald's and on Twitter. Wikileaks is mad at him, which isn't fun. We'll talk some about how Twitter makes us feel like not having an opinion isn't acceptable, and also we get to have some Harry Potter fun. Welcome to...DELETE THIS!

20 - That's a Booby!

In this episode of Delete This Katherine eats a fair number of Twizzlers, which is a questionable decision that I'm sure people will have opinions about. Don't @ Us.

21 - This is Your Helico Pter Pilot Speaking

Let's talk about people's success being valid, and why we so often convince ourselves it isn't. But also, let's talk about business fantasies, Twomboop from Big Hero 6, and why Star Trek needs fewer Chrises. Welcome to, DELETE THIS!

22 - Your Wildest Business Fantasies

During this episode of Delete This, well, let's be honest, we mostly shop for baby shoes.

23 - Badorf Abba Dus Beebess!

Maybe a little bit more baby shoe talk?! But not as much, we promise. We're going to talk about face tattoos and monster mashes and what you should say about people on the day they die and Hank's serious pet peeve about "influencers" whining on social media about their customer experiences.

24 - You is Meat, Todd

Introducing two new segments on this week's Delete This in our quest to be ONLY SEGMENTS! Let's talk about injuries and babies watchin' TV and the word Cewebrity!

26 - All Numbers are Two

We're back! And we're going to talk a lot about our baby and Apollo 16.

28 - Jim Krakauer's Chest Haircut

Don't forget to wait until the end because apparently we're covering songs now? What a fun episode! I like my wife.

29 - Eel Intercourse, Specifically

Katherine and Hank discuss Hank's relapse into using social media in a pretty unhealthy way as he gets real mad at things over and over again.

47 - Ugh...

Today we're joined by Nick Jenkins who will help us discuss everything from salty sweet foods to teaching at a university to why Twitter was suddenly full of butts!

65 - The Butt Tweet

Hank is a TikTok star now, so all bets are off.

69 - Gettin' Out the Noodles

Some mistakes were made! Michael Bloomberg shook a dog's mouth, Donald Trump doesn't know which Kansas City the Chiefs are in, there was a large boulder the size of a very large jellybean, and Hank ENGAGED IN POLITICAL TWITTER and that is just not ideal.

84 - Noopers

Coronavirus Misinformation makes Hank mad! So does housing policy. And Honda. And hand dryers! HANK MAY BE A LITTLE BIT MORE ANGRY THAN HE PROBABLY SHOULD BE.

86 - Eat Sleep Play LAX Repeat

Hank and Katherine would like to invite you into our blanket fort of worry...what else is there these days...

87 - Delete This Whole Situation

Hank and Katherine talk a bit about Hank's worries for social fraying based on the very visible ways in which people are behaving differently in public now. But also, we have to talk about the most liked Hank tweet of the entire DELETE THIS era...was it a bad idea? Yeah, probably.

95 - Your Squid Hole

96 - Throat Jerky

Hank is on TikTok now and Katherine does not seem particularly pleased.

97 - Chicken Dump Truck

Twitter has been an amazing resource for the last couple weeks so let's talk about that.

The Cheesecake

Today is mostly an education, episode, it seems...though we do have a bit of a Tiger King conversation in the middle that I'm sure will get me in trouble.

99 - A Very Small Fire

In a very special 100th episode spectacular Hank and Katherine completely don't notice that this is their 100th episode and instead they talk a lot about accountability into a different microphone because Hank broke the other one.

100 - Michael Bolton was in Snow Dogs

There are just some things we don't need to talk about. Do I find them very hard not to talk about, absolutely, but while I am intensely curious about how the next few months of life in America are going to go politically, I'm really not interested in guessing anymore. 

Instead, let's talk about cats and books and broadway shows!!

101 - Belon Busk and Banye Best

Hank's book is out and it seems like he actually didn't tweet that much this week! So let's talk about cake and a little bit about TikTok and watermelon explosions and krinchitos.

103 - Is Cancel Culture a Cake?

103  - Is Cancel Culture a Cake?

In which Hank and Katherine discuss the next step in their podcast journey, but also go through some quality tweets talking about everything from person, woman, man, camera, tv, to the most terrifyingly designed bathroom in all of Montana.

FINAL EPISODE?  Roman Mars, Explain the Tiddy Lamp

Hank is famous on the internet. Katherine does a wonderful job dealing with that. They are married and raising a child together. They want to talk seriously and also not-so-seriously about what's going on with them and in the news. But they also want to take a hard look at how the way they engage with social media impacts their lives, and how the way we all engage with social media impacts the world.

DELETE THIS

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